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PARENTAL INSULTS (AGAIN)

  
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JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.		 
 
Barked: Fri Jun 22, '12 5:17am PST 
It'z disgustin' ta watch 'em stuff der face while we hafta hope fur'a crumb or two. All dem dellishus odors an' we gets da same ol' bowl'a kibble efurry night.
An' let me ax ya dis...duz yur peoples eat first, den feed yoo?
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Maddi

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Barked: Fri Jun 22, '12 5:58am PST 
There have been times when my bowl is empty and mom just walks by, doesn't stop in her tracks or anything. confused

Here's the thing - our smelling ability is like a gazillion times stronger than theirs - and we suffer because of it. I mean like the smell of that steak, OMD. 2 crummy bites - not even big bites. Where's that FastDawg Parent Training Manual? I'm adding "food grievances" to it!
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JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.		 
 
Barked: Sat Jun 23, '12 6:19am PST 
Zactly! ...an' I wants peanut budder an' cheez wiff efurry meal!
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Maddi

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Barked: Sat Jun 23, '12 8:35am PST 
Totally. And then my mom read somewhere that dogs are NOT supposed to have dairy. Helloooooo. Cheese is my middle name. Well not really, but you know what I mean. confused
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Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???		 
 
Barked: Sat Jun 23, '12 3:29pm PST 
What? No dairy? Do NOT tell my dad this. I finish his milk for him every night. And then there's ice cream. And cheese. No. Do not ever say dairy is not good for dogs ever again. shh
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Maddi

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Barked: Sun Jun 24, '12 6:36am PST 
That's like saying "Squirrels are your friends." Right? Blasphemy, that's what it is! silenced
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JerryLee

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Barked: Sun Jun 24, '12 11:23am PST 
snoopy...Yay! I mades it in! Freakin' Dogster, freakin' puter, doofus ma! laugh out loud

flowers...dem flowers an' smooch iz frum me ta yur ma Maddi, tell hur thanks fur helpin' my ma!

Okay, i sez dairy in modurrayshun! Whut? Are we dogs laktoes intollerent? shrug
H&R gets a dollup'a greek yogurt efurry day so's dey don't be gassy an' it works!
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Maddi

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Barked: Mon Jun 25, '12 7:10am PST 
glad it helped.

My mom got a list from someplace and it has like 20 things dogs are not supposed to have. You wanna know the rest of them? I thought not.
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JerryLee

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Barked: Mon Jun 25, '12 3:03pm PST 
Yur right, iggnorense iz bliss. thinking...naw, on sekund thought, lay it on me, knowledge iz power! Dawg! I luvz frayzez! laugh out loud
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Maddi

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Barked: Tue Jun 26, '12 6:48am PST 
Well how about this phase: this list sucks!
Alcohol (there goes our moonshine plans)
Apple Cores
Avocado
Bones (What?)
Caffeine (no more Red Bulls)
Cheese
Chocolate
Dough
Fat
Garlic (I can't eat anything my mom cooks, then)
Grapes
Ham
Liver
Milk
Moldy Foods
Mushrooms
Onions
Potato Peels (like I would want that)
Raisins
Tuna (one of my favorites)
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