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TODAY IS NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY!

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Mon Jan 23, '12 6:47pm PST


	Great idea, JL. Only thing is, I'm claustrophobic. Can't stand being in tight spots. Could we just lace the sunflower seeds with a sleeping aid instead? Or alcohol?

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Barked: Tue Jan 24, '12 6:16am PST


	Oh get over it, Soph. We'll lace YOU with a sleeping aid or alcohol but the adrenaline when the Trojan Nut is opened will wake you and WE WILL CONQUER. Great idea, JL, you are such a general!

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Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.

Barked: Tue Jan 24, '12 7:52am PST


	~imagines hizself inna toga an' sandals... ~ ...kin I be a Viking instead? Pixchur me barking...Whut's in yur wallet?

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Barked: Wed Jan 25, '12 6:16am PST


	Ok you can be anything you want, JL, just get to workin' on that Trojan Nut. I'm considering a Norse dog with horns on his helmet operating a Greek-influenced giant nut. The mind boggles...

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Wed Jan 25, '12 5:16pm PST


	I think you are both nuts. If ya just come over here, you can feast on a deer carcass I've been workin' on, at the state park. There's lots left over. You can discuss your plot more then.

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Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.

Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 5:58am PST


	Iz dat da same one ya peed on? Mad', how cum we can't efur get Soph' innerested in nun'a our scenarios? Ain't we da 3 dogskateers? One fur all an' all fur one?

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Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 6:34am PST


	I dunno, JL. All she thinks about is eating stuff, nevermind our heroic efforts to make the world a better place, i.e. rid the world of squirrels, teach our parents the rules, or if memory serves, make a memorable moving picture...(remember Zombies?) We need to inspire her more. Here, Sophie, here's some inspiration RIGHT NOW.

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Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.

Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 11:34am PST


	Yeah, it wuz a miracle we gots Zombie in da can. Da Dogfather nefur made it past ruff draft. ...Whut if we open'a eatery? Think she'd hang wiff us on dat?

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Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 1:42pm PST


	We did flirt with the idea of dogfood with squirrel bits included, didn't we? And you don't see us on Top Chef do ya? I rest my case. I mean you look up SLACKER in your Funk & Wagnalls and it's got Sophie's picture as the definition. (Oh I'm so dawg-gone funny sometimes, I slay myself.) She belongs strictly in a managerial position, if you catch my drift

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 3:32pm PST


	Ah, you know me so well, Mad. Why do you think I accept managerial positions only? You don't think I'm really gonna work for anything, do you? I'm way above that.

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