TODAY IS NATIONAL SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY!

  
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Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Mon Jan 23, '12 6:47pm PST 
laugh out loud Great idea, JL. Only thing is, I'm claustrophobic. Can't stand being in tight spots. Could we just lace the sunflower seeds with a sleeping aid instead? Or alcohol?
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 24, '12 6:16am PST 
Oh get over it, Soph. We'll lace YOU with a sleeping aid or alcohol but the adrenaline when the Trojan Nut is opened will wake you and WE WILL CONQUER. Great idea, JL, you are such a general! hail
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Tue Jan 24, '12 7:52am PST 
~imagines hizself inna toga an' sandals...thinking ~

confused...kin I be a Viking instead? Pixchur me barking...Whut's in yur wallet? laugh out loud

Maddi

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Barked: Wed Jan 25, '12 6:16am PST 
Ok you can be anything you want, JL, just get to workin' on that Trojan Nut. I'm considering a Norse dog with horns on his helmet operating a Greek-influenced giant nut. The mind boggles...thinking
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Wed Jan 25, '12 5:16pm PST 
I think you are both nuts. If ya just come over here, you can feast on a deer carcass I've been workin' on, at the state park. There's lots left over. You can discuss your plot more then.
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 5:58am PST 
Iz dat da same one ya peed on? laugh out loud

Mad', how cum we can't efur get Soph' innerested in nun'a our scenarios? Ain't we da 3 dogskateers? One fur all an' all fur one?
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 6:34am PST 
I dunno, JL. All she thinks about is eating stuff, nevermind our heroic efforts to make the world a better place, i.e. rid the world of squirrels, teach our parents the rules, or if memory serves, make a memorable moving picture...(remember Zombies?) We need to inspire her more. Here, Sophie, here's some inspiration RIGHT NOW. naughty
JerryLee

Lord of the- manor,master of- the woods.
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 11:34am PST 
Yeah, it wuz a miracle we gots Zombie in da can. Da Dogfather nefur made it past ruff draft.

thinking...Whut if we open'a eatery? Think she'd hang wiff us on dat?
Maddi

FAST DAWG!
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 1:42pm PST 
We did flirt with the idea of dogfood with squirrel bits included, didn't we? And you don't see us on Top Chef do ya? I rest my case. I mean you look up SLACKER in your Funk & Wagnalls and it's got Sophie's picture as the definition. (Oh I'm so dawg-gone funny sometimes, I slay myself.) big laugh

She belongs strictly in a managerial position, if you catch my drift silenced
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 26, '12 3:32pm PST 
laugh out loud Ah, you know me so well, Mad. Why do you think I accept managerial positions only? You don't think I'm really gonna work for anything, do you? I'm way above that.
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