The Barney Award for December 2011

  
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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Thu Dec 8, '11 4:34pm PST 
Post your Ho Ho Ho December naughties here.
Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 12, '11 11:26am PST 
accidentally posted this on the November one. I also am naughty because we haven't picked a winner yet...

dancemore ellie naughties to report! happy dancehappy dance

I was out in the yard with mom today and I went halfway under the fence. There is some kind of gopher out there digging holes.

When I came in dad smelled yucky smell. First he wanted to cut it out of my fur but mom (with my looks in mind) said it's time for the tub. I had to get a shampoo with 3 different shampoos and lots of soap. It was awful. But after mom wanted me to air out and took me on a walk. Luckily I saw tons of cats and squirrels. Plenty of chasing!

Right now there is a cat outside that me and my buddy inside cat (the only one I don't chase) are whining because we want to chase her down. kitty I'm trying to out naughty Sienna this month. Is it working? dogcheercheercheerhamster dancehamster dance

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Ellie Mae

born to run!
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 12, '11 8:17pm PST 
This afternoon on the walk I was naughty again. I usually don't like to mess with birds so mom and dad walked me by the pond with the ducks nearby. Well I walked really careful then got up near a duck and lunged! dancing

Then I did it a few more times before the duck ran into the water. Now I can add ducks to the list of critters who are scared of me.

Yesterday a boy dog tried to hump me and I snarled back. I don't like boys being so forceful. I barely knew him! shrug

Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog
 
 
Barked: Mon Dec 12, '11 8:18pm PST 
I also got all sneaky on some ducks and chased a whole flock of other birds into the water while Ellie was distracting the other birds. We are a good team.

I helped myself to some kitty rocca yesterday. It was my birthday so I felt untitled. party
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Wed Dec 14, '11 10:30am PST 
well I tore down my stocking because it had goodies in it.then yesterday mom was baking cookies and I wanted daddy to hold me then jumped on table and started eating mmmmmmmmmmm cookies.I dont think there is much I dont like.hehehe.Dad was putting up the lights outside and I had to get in the middle of them and the got tangled again.So I think I have started this month of good.but please dont tell santa paws because I wont get anything maybe he is not watching.
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Fri Dec 16, '11 11:59am PST 
hey pups I did a good one today went outside and our neighbors had left their water hose on and our yard was muddy.So I had to roll in it and when mom brought me in to give me a bath(which was not needed)she had clean laundry in the basket and I rolled in it so mom had to rewash it love rolling in clothes that are clean.so now a nap and dream of naughty things to do.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Tue Dec 20, '11 7:08am PST 
Have not been able to post my naughties cause mommy fell and hurt her right arm and hand as well as her low back. I am keeping up the Yellow rivers and lakes here as well as helping to stop the drought. Granny says it does not help when it is inside. thinking thinking I turned 14 Sunday so i took advantage of it and would not listen to mommy or grany till they gave me woofday cake. Last night I got withing biting distance of mommys buiscut but she was too fast and switched hands with it. Also am keeping up the green cloud over Texas so sorry if yall ge blamed for mine. Earlier mommy and granny took me to Pets Mart to help pick out Secret Santa prezzies. this black dog that was much bigger than me tried to say hig so I snapped at him and growled telling him back off. well that is another Pets Mart I am banned from score so far Pets Mart 2 and Petco 1 also banned from the Wimberley Gospel Music Festaval for excessive barking. Sence mommy and granny refuse to take me everytime they go shopping I have been leaving them tootsie rolls right at the gate so they can not get in the room. I also step in it and track it all over the room, yep I am a little stinker.
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Adam Chewbacca
Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-
 
 
Barked: Fri Dec 23, '11 1:29pm PST 
It's me Ho Ho Hope.

I've been very naughty but mommy's been too busy at work so I can't get to the computer to brag.

Anyway, even though we are Chewish, mommy has a stocking just for me (hung on the fireplace) just in case. Well, I grab that stocking and chew it ('cuz I'm chewish) every chance I get.

I also got into mommy's chemical free orgainic lip balm 'cuz I wanted my lips kissably soft just in case. I still bark at anything, everything, and nothing. I am a big bundle of holiday naughty.
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Sun Dec 25, '11 7:07pm PST 
Well Well Well I broke one of my rules of spending the last week before Christmas doing my best to behave. This year I took the naughties right up untill I heard the reigndeer on the roof. Granny wshed my Nap Sak after only one week of sleepig on so I had to remark it. well not only did I water the Nap Sak I also got the wee wee pad under it and mommy's quilt. Granny washed it again yesterday so last night I had to mark it again. Mommy could not see where I marked it last night and put her hand right in the middle of Yellow Lake. Granny had to wash it and the wee wee pad again as well as my belly band. Granny had to wash it again today. wander how many times I have to remark my bed before they understand it is my fragrance on it and I like it that way. oh even with only being good for about 2 minutes total for 2011 Santa paws still gave me some cool toys. One advatage of being an old man I claim i do not remember being that naughty or I got confused. HAHAHAHAHAHA Yeah right The King Of Naughty getting confused that will be the day. A great way to get extras is refuse to eat that dry kibble and those bland treats humans give us. Now I get home cooked meals and Chicken Viena sausages every day.
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Adam Chewbacca
Brandy Lynn

born to be wild
 
 
Barked: Fri Dec 30, '11 10:07am PST 
Well I may need a place to hide took moms pillows off of the bed and decided I could nap on them and had to make them smell like me.so mom is sooooooooooooooooo mad that I am outside hiding she even looks at me and she starts yelling.Hey in my defense they are very fluffy.
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