The Barney Award for May 2011

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Sun May 1, '11 6:59pm PST


	FAQ's about May… Q - May I leave lots of yellow rivers in my house? A - Yes you May. Q - May I leave lots of tootsie rolls in my house? A - Yes you May. Q - May I pull the mommy (or daddy) when we take our walks? A - Yes you May. Q - May I steal people food and counter surf? A - Yes you May. Q - May I jump on the furniture and make a mess? A - Yes you May. Q - May I chase kitties, squirrels, and other critters? A - Yes you May. Q- May I jump out of the tub if the mommy and/or daddy want to bathe me? A - Yes you May. Q - May I bark and bark just because I can? A - Yes you May. Q - My I keep the mommy and/or daddy up at night? A - Yes you May. Q - My I wake the mommy and/or daddy up before they want to be woken up? A - Yes you May. Q - My I jump on the mommy and/or daddy and their friends and knock them down? A - Yes you May. Q - May I annoy my pup and/or kitty brothers and sisters? A - Yes you May. Q - May I do other naughties that are not on this list? A - Yes you May and post your naughties here for all of us to read.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Tue May 3, '11 2:26pm PST


	Oh boy mommy was not able to do much typing last night after I tried to jump off the foot of the bed while she had hold of my harness. I really hurt her hand so needless to say she is not using it much and did not sleep well last night. I may be small but I have learned how to ad Gforce to my kicks and jumping so it causes more pain. Speaking of naughty deeds I taught another little Yorkie to do some squirrel chasing. The pupil outdid the teacher cause she actually caught the squirrel and too it to her mommy. To make a point her she was raised as a city girl and just before Christmas last year she moved to the USA from Canada to more of a country setting. Now she has squirrels to chase. She did not hurt the swuirrel or injure it just wanted a playmate. She lost her little playmate due to CHF and collapsing treachea problems he was also her son so it was hard on her whole family. The area she failed in was getting the squirrel inside the house cause her mommy made her drop it outside. I only grabbed one by the tail and he was able to escape but my trick is treeing animals that get in my yard. Oh and I finally noticed that with a 32 inch TV animals on TV look like they are in the room with me so now I bark during the shows making it hard for mommy to hear and if she is watching at night while granny is asleep I wake granny up by growling.. As for the hurt hand since Mothers Day is right around the corner this was a gift to mommy this year. All you larger galls out there can do a lot more damage to your mommys so that Gforce stugg comes in handy or is it Pawdy. She can not move her ring finger on her left hand which has gottten her in trouble a lot in the past since it is the hand she flys that birdie with in the car. I think this is keeping her out of trouble right. Adam Chewbacca

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Ellie Mae

born to run!

Barked: Fri May 13, '11 9:39pm PST


	My naughties were caught on video! Wish I could post them here...if you go to this page you can see me freak out about a squirrel! Mom was so embarrassed! http://bittofpaw.blogspot.com/2011/05/weekend-highjiinks.html

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Sienna, NPC,- CGC

Adopt a homeless- dog

Barked: Fri May 13, '11 9:41pm PST


	Today we went to the dog park with dad. I barked like crazy and demanded a ball throw. There was not one thrown so I just kept barking and annoyed everyone at the park. Mom things I might have gotten into the litter box tonight when she left for a few minutes but I'm not gonna tell.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Mon May 16, '11 6:50pm PST


	What ever happen to the days of being able to deny our naughty deeds. Is ther nothing that can be done in private anymore without our mommy's using the Video thingy to post our Naughty Deeds for all to see. Ellie Mae you did good at finding that squirrel even if your mom would not let you catch it. Well I have spent this past week soaking one of those male doggy wraps nightly. Today I had the entire room to water but desided to water the base of mom's accent table. She hand granny had to move it to clean under it. I taught another little Yorkie pup to be an excape and he lives someplace over seas. Then I called a Yorkie friend in Canada and told her she should plull an escape. Now our mommys will not let us use the computer alone or the cell phones. The last few days I have been walking all over mommy to wake her up when granny comes in to feed me and take me to potty. I also refuse to listen when told to do something. Adam Chewbacca

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Mon May 16, '11 7:42pm PST


	Hi all Ellie Mae, I enjoyed watching your naughties. Well today I stole mommy's jacket while she was in the bathroom and started chewing on it . Years ago I chewed lots of holes in this jacket , then gave it up when I found the yummy dish towel to chew on . Oh. I also continue not to listen to mommy when we take our walks . Yes, I'm still the naughtiest girl in our neighborhood.

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Brandy Lynn

born to be wild

Barked: Wed May 18, '11 6:27am PST


	I need a really good hiding spot.Mom has been working over nights and I decided that I was going to jump up on the bed well mom did not get much sleep.Then I ate her lunch that she was packing I took the lids off and ate her lunch it was good meatloaf,mashed potatoes and salad mmmmmmmmmm so good.I dont think mom was real happy.hehehe Then I took and watered her shoes so I am trying to hide.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Mon May 23, '11 11:18am PST


	Well I have been busy waking mommy up early and soaking my male doggy wrap. This morning I tried to climb the side of mommys bed by way of a small metal trash can that has a lid on it. This really scared granny and she almost fell trying to keep little ole me from getting hurt. yesterday I refused to listen to mommy all day and she ended up with one of her head aches. Saturday morning I left granny some more tootsie rolls in the dressing area. Oh and brandy mommy said she heard that there was really bad weather close to you. she hopes yall are not too close to where those nasty tornado things hit in Joplin Missouri. Also if you are near any of the flooding mommy says stay away from the creeks and rivers so you do not get swept away. Adam Chewbacca

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Hope, NPC

Queen- of Naughty-

Barked: Mon May 23, '11 7:11pm PST


	Mommy fell asleep in her chair yesterday afternoon; and since she wasn't watching me like a hawk, I grabbed her hair scrunchi off of the end table, and chewed it in two. I also made a mess of the couch covers.

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Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie

Barked: Mon May 23, '11 8:15pm PST


	Mommy had to go see a Dr today so while she and granny were gone I left tootsie rolls on the floor for granny. I also washed the wee wee pads with yellow water. Granny said she has to washg them again cause I did not get them clean. I forgot earlier that a few days ago mommy started using something called TENS Unit and it seems to be helping her pain so one day it was laying on the bed so I tried to lay on top of it. She and granny both laughed at me How Ruuuuude was that the next morning I chased mommy out of her bed with some really big SBDs her eyes were burning and she had to spay air freshner and light candles. Adam Chewbacca