|Barked: Mon Oct 6, '08 5:06pm PST |
|Ok, I think we all have things to get off our chests. Venting helps. So I will go first, but y'all join in!
Ok, yesterday, mom and dad say "Maddi you smell like a dog !"- well hellooooooo, newsflash. So the next thing, they have me in the kitchen sink with that squirter thing and a bottle of tearless dog shampoo and a prissy bottle of conditioner! And so I do my thing, I get that OMD look on my face, stiffen my body, turn my legs into claws trying to hold onto the sink, and generally act pitiful and scared to death. Ah, but does it work? Oh no, they lather me up - EVEN MY FACE - and squirt me and then put the conditioner on me - like I hardly have any hair why in Dog's earth would I need softening? The only good thing is that mom puts a towel in the dryer so it's nice and warm to cuddle me in. After I am over the trauma, they both say "Oh you are so white and clean!" Where's that dirt in the yard - quick!
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