|Barked: Mon Aug 25, '08 7:06am PST |
|*comes in sobbing*
oh Gracie, it has been a horrible weekend! i has been sooooo bad! *leans on her shoulder* i just couldn't helps myself...
*stands up at the podium to admit his wrongs* *taps the microphone* is this thing on??
well, i hads a major backslide this weekend. at our house, sunday is trash day...so all da trashcans was full this weekend. i got caught twice knocking over the bathroom trashcan. *hangs his head* and THEN i was caught twice knocking over the living room trash can. but you see, mommy's allergies was weally bad and there was just mountains of tissues in the can. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!
so i did it. i knocked over the can, took a tissue and took off. then i did the unspeakable. mommy tried to take the tissue from me and i, well, i uh...well, i bit her. Yes. i said it. i bit my mommy...i bit the hand that feeds............and all over my addiction to paper. *starts sobbing* oh mommy! i is soooooo sowwy!!
*steps off the podium and slumps down in a chair*
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