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♥- Gunner- ♥
I Woof U |
 | | Barked: Sat Nov 3, '07 1:39am PST | |  | |  | | BoL Gizzy!!! Okay, here goes my poem..this is great cuz now we can write...BoL!!!
"Oops I did it again!" so the story goes,
All I wanted to do was help blow your nose!
You know that newpaper was a whole day old,
and the toilet paper was beginning to grow mold!
Besides, who needs a bathroom all nice and tidy,
I'll keep it messy until cleaning day on friday.
The trash needed emptied, so I took care of that,
But don't bother blaming me, it was really the cat!
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Vixen
a real charming- fox |
| | Barked: Sun Nov 4, '07 4:59pm PST | | | | | |  gizmo. here's my two cents in.
cringing and waiting
i'm sitting, waiting,
trying to see,
what the human sees
when he won't let me in.
newspaper, check.
tissue, too.
vacant stare.
sitting in the loo.
i got the frown.
now, what to do?
(that was a fun one.  ) | | | | |
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Sophie
Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
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| | Barked: Sun Nov 4, '07 5:37pm PST | | | | | | What was I s’pose to do at home all alone.
You went away and didn’t leave my bone.
I checked out my toys and nothin’ was new.
So I looked in the garbage and thought “Woo Hoo”
This is sumpin’ to keep me busy
And keep me from worrying til I’ve gone dizzy.
What? - Oh hi Mom, hi Dad. You’re home so soon?
What did you say? The paper’s all strewn?
I was just doin’ a little tidying up.
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Sophie
Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
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| | Barked: Mon Nov 5, '07 7:58pm PST | | | | | | Warning: not for weak stomachs
I tried and tried to clean myself
But alas, to no avail.
The newsprint stuck to my butt
The tissue to my tail.
I knew I should have left that raisin bran alone.
I tried to get it in the pot but left skid marks on the throne.
Next time I see the groomer, I'll get a closer trim.
That way I'll be sure not to leave anything on the brim.
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Jadzia Dax- of Rainbow- Bridge
My name is Dax,- and you're in MY- chair!
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| | Barked: Mon Nov 5, '07 9:49pm PST | | | | | | Good grief, stupid dog!
Are your brains just pea-soup fog?
You've gone and torn up the place
And then, without saving face,
You stayed, and looked so annoyingly sad
Like you actually regret being bad.
Worst of all, you silly sot,
You've gone and let yourself get caught!
(A rookie mistake, a careless act;
Who says a dog is smarter than a cat?)
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