|Barked: Tue Oct 2, '07 12:01pm PST |
|My name is Patsy, but my show biz name is Ch. Alpine's Absolutely Fabulous, because you see I used to be a show girl. Having retired from the ring last year I decided to get into the "pet" business. I figured I could get into more trouble that way. My new family are in the movie business. They're writers and so there's always a whole lot of paper around that I can tear up, knock over and chew. They always start screaming but I tell them I'm just making improvements in the script and the studio will thank them. Yesterday I bit through mommy's computer cable, it sparked real gooooood and then she said she had to go out to the Apple guy and get a new cable and I didn't even get any Apple for myself. I love apples. I steal them off the kitchen counter and hide them in the living room. Today I was trying to get this mango thing off of there and knocked over some orchids, they tasted yucky.
I've also escaped twice by pulling my head backwards through my collar and I made daddy run up the driveway and a big long hill till I let him catch me. He was yelling to mommy "get the car! get the car! " That was soooooo considerate, I just love car rides. How did he know?
Anyway, I hope I meet lots of other interesting huskies here, so that I can learn more sneaky tricks. We Huskies have to stick together if we're going to rule the world.
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