Barked: Thu Aug 30, '07 1:52pm PST |
 |  |  |  | Well, ahem...I am the Divine Miss Jenna Pooh (that's what Mommy calls me, but my friends call me Poozer)...I was born in Geneva, New York and that was my original name Geneva, but everyone called me Jinx or Jinxy when I lived at the bar. When Daddy brought me home finally to my new mommy who I have been trying to get to for the longest time, Mommy said she was already in love with me so it was a done deal...she knew me from the bar, don't ask why...hee hee...anywho...now I live in the lap of luxury...mind you we aren't rich, just average family...but Mommy works and spends her money on taking care of moi! Every night when she comes home I do the Jenna dance when I see her and if she doesn't come in fast enough (she always honks her horn for me) I whine until she gets in the door. woo hoo...bags...means a present for moi! She lays them down and lets me nose through them...although sometimes I come up without anything...it is fun to look. But Mommy always goes to my treat jar and gives me something nummy to chew on until dinner. Then the three of us (daddy, mommy and moi) sit down at the dinner table and eat and eat and eat. Well Mommy has lost weight because she shares her dinner with moi! hee hee, I am spoiled, I know I'm not supposed to have human food, but think about it...if I was in the wild...what would I be eating? hmmmmm....probably pig, cow, or what ever is lying around. Anywho...then we lay down and rest for a bit...then get up and play ball...and then mommy says it is time for bed...and I march down the hallway and wait to make sure mommy is right behind me. Hey, I can't let her out of my sight...she may have something good to eat -- BOL! I love cuddling with mommy and daddy, but when it is lights out...I crawl to the foot of the bed so I can keep guard of any killer mice or killer chipmunks...hee hee...if I hear scratching I'm off to investigate. I have to keep critters out of my house you know!  The food is all mine! I'm the only furry critter allowed in my house, just ask Charlie our neighbor dog...well it is time to wait for Mommy so I gotta go. Love to all
That's my story and I'm sticking to it! The Divine One (Poozer to you!) |  |  |  |  |
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