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George- Underwood

THE ORIGINAL- CHICK MAGNET
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 11:05am PST 
While surfing the web I came across this and thought I should share it...

THINGS I MUST REMEMBER TO BE A GOOD DOG

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they
throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I
like the way they smell.

3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although
they are tasty, they are not food.

4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and registration.

9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.

10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of
saying 'hello.'

11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under
the coffee table.

12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the
house.

13. I will not throw up in the car.

14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt on
the carpet.

15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch
when company is over.

16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

17. I will not hump the pillows or my owners' leg.
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Toby

Lil pup
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 11:46am PST 
Bol
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Lucy

Beautiful- Bassador!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 11:56am PST 
BOL I LOVE IT!!
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Lukas

Just throw the- ball.
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 12:40pm PST 
BOL! I like 8,9, and 11!
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♥- Bambi- ♥

LITTLE DOODLEBUG
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 12:49pm PST 
Ha ha ha ha!!!! I thought *doing* all of those things made us good dogs?!?! ;-)
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Butch

Seriously,- scratch my butt!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 1:07pm PST 
Butchie is definitely guilty of #9. I gotta learn to shut the door....BOL!
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Reese

If it moves, I- can lick it
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 2:24pm PST 
Daddy laughed so hard when Mommy read this too him.... He was working and his customers thought he was crazy. But the Beast is definately a squeaker toy..... you should here the sounds!
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Member Since
12/31/1969
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Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 3:58pm PST 
lets add to the list

#18 When moms dog loving boss comes over i do not need to mark his pants for the ladies (or men)
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Member Since
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Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 4:10pm PST 
i love number 17 thats just hilarious!


that is THE FUNNIEST EVA!
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Bella Beans

Original Dogster- DIVA praying for- Rusty
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 26, '05 4:27pm PST 
BOL... I thought those were the rules for being a dog!

Belgian, a Diva never marks...BOL
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