|Barked: Sun Nov 18, '12 6:15pm PST |
I hit on my football pool again....
Old Coot if the Ravens win tonight , he hits also ....
Coot made home made stromboli tonight , steak/cheese/spinach....tasty sucker...
Both Farticus & Coot still awake watching game.....Blue Moon on tap....
Happy Birthday Rusty....Pretty boy ...... ...
Hugs & Farts
Full Belly Thor (Burp) ...
Weird but true
The host of a BBC science show has been barred from broadcasting live signals from a newly discovered planet.
Shaun Keaveny said his uptight bosses were afraid that aliens living on that planet might be sending messages that include curse words.
No matter that, if they’re actually using a “language,’’ nobody has translated it.
“The idea that intelligent life could be discovered and it might swear and that’s why we wouldn’t broadcast it — it’s such a BBC thing, isn’t it?’’ Keaveny marveled.
She committed a foul deed and now has to commit a fowl one.
A woman in Canton, Ohio, knocked over a cop directing traffic when she ignored his signal to stop.
Her punishment: Cooking a Thanksgiving turkey dinner for the officer and two colleagues.
If she fails to carry out the order, she’ll have her holiday meal in jail.
Not even one vote was cast in this Minnesota precinct — but there was nothing fishy going on.
Thanks to a programming error by workers drawing district lines, the only creatures living in it are fish.
It’s located entirely within the biggest lake in Minneapolis.
A drunk smashed his car into a home in Indianapolis — but tried to make up for his gaffe by asking the people inside, “You want some pizza?’’
Cops said he’d had five beers with pals before getting into his car while eating a slice.
The rest of the pie was in the back.
No one was hurt.
What a dump!
A Japanese “artist’’ has built a one-room hotel inside a public bathroom in Osaka.
The room has its own toilet — but the public facility surrounding it is fully functional and the sounds emanating from it are audible to the guests...
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