Molly VS Vacuum...Round one goes to....VACUUM

So.....I have never seen a dog scale a wall before......until the other day. We FINALLY bought a new vacuum, so we could thoroughly clean our house. In my excitement and frenzy to clean, the fact that Molly had never been exposed to a vacuum never crossed my mind. She watched us with curiosity while we assembled the vacuum, but then it was all over when I plugged it in and flipped the switch. Now Peaches, being the valiant Chihuahua Warrior that she is, lept off the couch and proceeded to try and kill the vacuum. But Molly was a different story. As soon as the vacuum started she lost it and flew up on the back of the couch and perched up there growling until I finished. After I rolled it up and moved it away, Molly actually tried to leap into my arms.........what a giant baby chicken dog.......

Hunting......

So...there I was....minding my own business, chewing on my rope toy when I saw it. At first....I couldn't see it to well....I just noticed something flutter in the corner of my eye. Then I noticed it on the wall and focused all my attention on it....forget the rope toy...it can wait. I got into crouching/pounce position. Since I am a professional "army crawler" I was able to sneak up quite close to my prey....now I waited.....waiting.....waiting........All of a sudden the giant mosquito hawk I was stalking TOOK OFF and so did I! I bounced of the wall, leaped on the couch, and flew of the back into the air for an amazing "mid air attack". HA! I got it!.......ewww....not tasty.....I'll just leave my kill on the carpet for Mommy to clean up. Back to the rope toy.

~Molly McGee~

(ps. I woul've been a lot more upset by the fact that while Molly lept over the back of the couch and spilled my glass of water ALL over me.....I was QUITE impressed with her stalking/areobatic skills....apparently my dog is half cat....)