April 24th 2013 8:22 pm
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Bonjour ~Mr. Cutter here~
Today's word of the day is:
AMITYVILLE HORROR FLIES: Yesterday only one fat bug. Today at least 5 were spotted buzzing the household. Is it the amazing warm weather from the last 4 days or the funky odor under the sink (meaning under the house where a dead animal may be funkiflieing).
Adieu ~Mr. Cutter~
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I think it may be da dead animal thing.
*Zoe begins handing out gas masks*
Does your Mom know how to deal with *shudder* dead stuff?
Yuk, hope whatever it is doesn't last much longer.
OMD it smells like dead funk in this house. Windows are open and candles are lit and Mom has a clothespin on her nose. I'm not sure why. I keep sniffing by the sink and really wish I could roll in the smell and take it to bed with me and have sweet dreams.
*Zoe Mom is shaking in her slippers thinking about how to get rid of the smell. She wishes she could have a boyfriend/husband for an hour BOL. Meanwhile we are all chasing big fat flies that keep dive bombing us from the sky.*
*slaps on a gas mask*
OMD!! How wucky can 4 Papillon Pupses ged??? My dweem ob dweems r tu woll in sumfing SO stinky dat I r decwared a healf hazard fwum coast tu coast! An' Canada r a BIG countwy!
Momma sez a boyfwiend OR a hubband cood pwobabwy ged wid ob da ded fing in 5 minits or wess! No need fur hur tu torchur herselb fur a hole hour! (Jus' fur da wecord, we r KIDDIN'! No angwy wetters, pweeze!)