Confessions of a Barkaholic

Another Kill! BEST DAY EVER!!!

August 24th 2013 5:53 pm
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Unlike a certain LWD for the Great North, also known as Canookistan, who shall remain nameless but not blameless, down here way down Texas way, me and Finley know how to take care of our varmints and vermins. And it are not befriendin dem and helpin dem find dere way home, unless you consider givin em da shakey shakey and sending dem to rat purgamatory to be helpin dem find dere way home. And we don't shares our Scotch.

So, dis evening, my momma decided she wanted to go swimmin. Usually I would be all about da pool ball, barking nonstop for her to throw balls at me to bounce. But tonight I were way more interested in chasin rats. Me and Finley was chasin dem all over da backyard. Den dat nasty ol rat got away. Finley came out of all da plants and sat on the patio and I started to get a lil interested in da pool. My momma put me on my pool float and tried to play with me, but I were not really interested. Den Finley took off for da bushes and BOOM! I was outta da pool and right dere.

My momma got out to see what all da excitement were about. Me and Finley surrounded dat nasty varmint and den I grabbed him and gave him the shakey shakey treatment. Oh, dere are no music sweeter dan da death screams of a nasty rat. I shook it real good. Den my momma made me drop it and yelled for Finley's momma and daddy to help her get rid of da rat. For some reason, Finley's daddy chopped at it with a shovel, I don't know why, it were good and dead. I knows how to kill rats. Den he took it away out to da garbage. I were very proud of myself and rolled right where I killed dat nasty rat - for some reason my momma had to hose me off before I came in.

After, I was on da hunt for more rats. But I think that rat warned all his rat brothers and cousins and stuff when he screamed as I killed him. Dat are right, stay outta my yard rats!!!

As I came in da house, da cats held a kitty ticker tape parade, hailing da conquerin heroes. Dey were so proud of us, being as dey's housecats and don't have the opportunity to kill rats like us.

So honor are restored to my proud and noble breed. Our Scottish ancestors no longer gotta be embarrassed by tales of LWDs befriending vermins. You know how dey say Don't Mess With Texas? Well, me and Finley are da Rat Killing Queens of Texas, so dose rats better not mess with us! Maybe dat Canookistan puppy needs another LWD to be his BFF so he don't have to befriend vermin. Maybe if he had a LWD buddy, they could team up for some real fun - varmint killin!

 
Barked by: Cathey U

August 24th 2013 at 6:06 pm

Wow! Just Wow!
You girls are the terriorist of terriorists!

Hmm, maybe you could grab a rat vermin and bring it in for the kitty cats to mess with. They sure would like that!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 7:45 pm

Glad to assist, Whitley... I felt since I already had 2 rat kills under my belt, it was your turn to do da honors... so now your record is 2 squirrel kills (& a tail), 1 rat kill, 1 assist.

Dat should make all our honored Scottish ancestors proud-- no longer do dey has to hang der heads in shame ovfur LWDs befriendin' da vermin... we showed dem dat dere are still LWDs who know how to do da shakey-shakey and show dem varmints "da way home" da right way!!

Today I's once agin proud to be a West Highland White Terrierist!! Long may da banner of da vermin killers wave!!

(I do think dat rat warned da udder rats... Momma went out in da backyard and didn't hear no rustlin' in da cannas and tropical foliage dis night...)
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 7:50 pm

In your honor, Whitley...

Killer on the Rampage
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 7:50 pm

In your honor, Whitley...

Killer on the Rampage
Barked by: Ceeley (Dogster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 8:01 pm

Way to go pal! I jus barked bout you's kill to the purrs round here... Deys sooo jealous...tee hee hee.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 8:31 pm

All my kitty brofurs evfur has gotten to kill is a deer mouse...small potatoes by comparison...
Me? Well, let me see...
Hmmm...
One coon, that were my bestest!
A snake, a ground hog, a bunny...though growlmy wasn't happy with me at all fur that, and a burd or two. Them squirrels seem to know how to outsmart me(?) and i has never seeded a rat here.
Oh, and when I was really young I evicted a bunny nest...not the same as the one from a couple years ago...and then, too growlmy was sad and mad...sheesh, a fur in my yard...out woth it!
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 8:58 pm

Finley - stop taking credit for dat other rat! You knows I killed it, you just says it were you because da humans didn't see who did it. It were me! At least you can't take credit for dis one . . .

Freckles, dat are one impressive list!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 12:05 am

You Texas gals don't let any rat escape when you're around. Good work on your kill. Did you get to have rat stew for dinner?
Barked by: Fitzcairn (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 5:55 am

Miss Whitley, I sure do admire a girl who knows how to use the business end of her muzzle!
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 7:12 am

Awesome! You are just awesome!!!
Barked by: Katie L

August 25th 2013 at 10:06 am

Wow! You are one amazing Terrierist!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 12:29 pm

You two are just amazing. So proud of you and your continuing the Scottish traditions of hunting vermin. Way to go ladies.
Barked by: Wendy G

August 25th 2013 at 1:49 pm

Whut da...???? Hey, yu wady pupses!! I r honurin' da NU Scottish twadishuns ob bein' nice an' sharin' an' junk...

Anywayz, da skwerl I helbed a coupla weeks 'go weawarded me wif a hole hooge box filled wif my own WATS tu pway wif. Ooops, I meen kill DED. Shood I mail yu wadies da karkusses or r Finwey's Dadda jus' gonna frow dem intu da gawbage, wike him did wif da ONE WAT yu gurls founded on da side ob da woad! DAT r where yu founded YUR wat!! BOLBOLBOLBOLBOL :D
Barked by: Wendy G

August 25th 2013 at 2:00 pm

An', anyway, I bewiebe NUFFIN 'til I see ebidence! Show us a pichur or it did NOD habben!! BOLBOLBOL!
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 4:41 pm

Okay, HunBun, although my secremetary weren't too happy with your request since da rat carcass in questiion has been bakin' in da high heat of Texas inside da big garbage can out at da end of our driveway....

WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!!

Sensimative types like HunBun up dere should NOT, I repeats NOT, precede any further in dis post and do NOT roll over da picture link below-- cuz here is da proof requested... da rottin' rat in da garbage can where he landed on da storage basket Momma threw out....

DA ROTTIN' RAT
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 4:43 pm

And Scots don't share with vermin, HunBun... next you are goin' be tellin' us fables of how William Wallace had the British to high tea!!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 7:47 pm

I'm barkless. This is High Adventure beyond my reach. I've nevfur seen a rat, or a skwerl, or any kind of varmint except raccoons and black-and-white stinky kitties. And I've nevfur been close enough to get a tooth on one of those. I had no idea you Texas gurls were so fierce! (I'll leave the kill vs. befriend debate to be settled between you LWDs!)
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 8:51 pm

HunBun, rats ain't da only thing that can be bitten - impugning a Texas girl's honor as a Rat Killer can be cause for a butt bite.
Barked by: ✨ Finley ✨ (Dogster Member)

August 25th 2013 at 9:24 pm

Aw, Whit, cut HunBun a break... he can't helps it dat he befriends da varmints... after all, they LITERALLY emascumalated da lil guy, so he don't has da cajones to kill da varmints like he should.... LITERALLY.
Barked by: Wendy G

August 26th 2013 at 12:17 pm

Oh, cwap. Momma will nod wet me cwick on da pichur ob da wat, so I r gonna hafta take yur werd fur it, wadies. *Sneaks over to the desktop an' whispers* Jus' wate a minit... HA! I did it!! I cwicked on it an' I sawed da wat! Yup, him r ded. Toadawwy ded. WEEL ded. I gess I owe yu 2 a 'powogee. 'Kay, here goes : I r sowwy fur doubtin' yur 'biwities tu hunt bermin. Eben doe I hab a weally gud fwiend named Woscoe whu r a wat an' I wuff him dearwy, I r twuwee impwessded by yur dispway ob bwaberwy in da face ob infestayshun by bermin.

"Momma, Finwey sed sum guy taked my 'cajones'. Whut da heck dem r???"
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

August 26th 2013 at 3:23 pm

Clappin' my pawwies for the TEXAS gals! Pawtatic job! hugs,mazy
Barked by: Buddha (Dogster Member)

August 30th 2013 at 4:04 pm

WOW!! You're my HERO!! I wish we had rats here. They'd be NEAT to smell. We have mices, Mama says those are little rats and that will have to do. But I just think they're NEAT!!
Barked by: Buddha (Dogster Member)

August 30th 2013 at 4:04 pm

WOW!! You're my HERO!! I wish we had rats here. They'd be NEAT to smell. We have mices, Mama says those are little rats and that will have to do. But I just think they're NEAT!!

 

✨ Whitley ✨


 

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