December 5th 2012 11:19 pm
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Dear Whitley the Wise(?),
No dice on your advice on how to deal wid da barkaholic....as they say around these here parts... "dat dog don't hunt!!"
I gots anudder question fur ya... duz you know how I can clone myself? I cannot be in 2 laps at once, and your Momma is always sayin' she needs a pup in her lap... this is a dire sit-you-mation cuz I's afraid dey might get anudder pup if I can't clone myself (seein' as how you's too busy wid da back of da couch to sit wid your Momma....)
signed,
In need of cloning..
Dear In Need of Cloning,
I really do not think cloning are da solution to your problems. I bet you has no problem "guarding" both the momma's laps by trying to keeps da other dog away from dem. So what you needs to do is not growl when dat cute little westie girl you lives with wants to come sit with her own momma. And besides, aren't clones sposed to have weird belly buttons? And would you really want another you because dat you would then try to keep you from sitting with either one of da mommas. I think you's better off without da cloning stuffs.
Is there anything you can do to make my Mummy appreciate my interior design skills? Like when I jump off the sofa suddenly and knock something over and she shouts at me - I'm only trying to make the room look pretty!
Mommas are known for dere inability to apprecimatate good design. Dat are why dey are always cleaning and putting up toys dat we carefully display on da floor. It are hard work being an unappreciated artist, but it seems to be what all dogs are doomed to be. You could always try doing something real stinky in da house. Den when you didn't do it again, your momma would apprecimatate dat!
Whut?? Share da Mommas? You're jokin', right??? Mom would love to clone me...BOL Wow, Whit, you are one thoughtful pup. Excellent advice again. How do you do it? When growlmy read that cloning part...I gave her such a look! BOL!
I decorate in here by digging...yup, holes in the couch and some I tried to make on the carpet...growlmy said she would have to hire a new decorator if I kept that up:(...so I have stopped, except in pawlaces like my beds, BOL! As usual, great advice, and conpawtulations on being chosen as a diary pick!!! Big congrats on being a DDP, today, Whitley!
Hooray!
Diary Gal liked your advice, BOL!! Amen! what fine advice you give us...hugs,mazy
condogulations on being a DDP! Thank you for answering my interior design Whitey - wise advice as always! And congrats on your diary pick, at lease some hoomans appreciate us!
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December 6th 2012 at 1:05 am