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November 28th 2012 9:16 pm
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Monday was my momma's birfday, she are 26 now which means she are super super old. She kept telling me I had to be nice since it was her birfday and without her birfday I wouldn't be here since I was a birfday present for her 16th birfday. So I was nice and slept up next to my momma instead of at her feets like I usually do. Even though I didn't get none of da birfday breakfast (crabcakes eggs benedict), bifday dinner (lots of shrimpies) or birfday lemon cake. I are just a nice generous pup like dat. But don't worry, I's got some bacon tonight so I is doing ok.

Now, on to dis weeks advices.

Dear Whitley da Wise,
I lives wid a barkaholic...dis pup barks every time somebuddy walks in da room--- how duz I ever get any peace and quiet around dis here place? Earplugs is not an option...
Signed,
Tired of da noise in da Lone Star State

Ok, "Tired of da noise." I think it is funny dat a pup who is "tired of da noise" likes to do her own yippins, which I has reason to believe are higher pitched dan da pup who is da barkaholic you live with. Not to mention your gronking, growling, squeaking, and other noises . . . Anyways, if you is so tired of da noise, I suggests you leave da room and leave all da peoples to da other pup if the noise is bothering you so much. And Finley, I mean "Tired of all da noise," leave all da treats too, yeah, dat sounds like a good plan. ;)

Bonjour Mademoiselle Whitley.

I am what my Mom calls a "charmer". I lurve the ladies.
That lady dog on the other side of the fence...she is not impressed with my vocal skills.
I've tried "marking" meeting spots to meet, only to find them desolate of my lady lurve.
What else can I do to attract her attention?

CutterButter

She are not impresed with your vocal skills? And marking don't work to attract her attentions? Well, dis lady dog can let you know dat da way to a lady's heart is by giving her presents. So bring out your toys and give them to her. And your treats. Hey, I've got a better idea. Come down to Texas and give me your treats and treatses instead. Yeah, so just head on down, we're friendly here, unlike dat unresponsive girly! BOL BOL!

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 2:41 am

Happy Birthday to you Momma, I know you had a nice day with her

Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 4:02 am

Dang! Your Momma Is old! My Mommy is like 5 or 6 or sumfin.
Oh wait, you gotta put those numbers togetfur for her age.

All that fish food sounds the peepoles eated like it woulda been real yummy!

Barked by: Abbie (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 4:41 am

Happy birthday to your mommy. She is not old compared to my mommy which is almost doubled. We already live in Texas

Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 4:52 am

Happy birfday to your Momma. I like the fishy foods especially the crabby stuffs.

Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 5:10 am

Happy Birthday !

Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 6:54 am

Happy Birthday to Mom! Gma says 26...hardly out of diapers!
Oh to be 26 and have the wisdom we picked up with the aging process....

As to CutterButter...if it's too Hot in Texas...just head north. The prairie gals like me will pay attention to you.
Do make sure you plan to bring some treats and toys with. You share yours and I'll share mine. Kisses,Mazy

Barked by: Bacon (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 8:00 am

Happy Barkday, Missus Whitley's Mama Lady!! Bacon wuffs you!

Barked by: Monty (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 8:07 am

Happy Birthday to your Mama. Also we love the advice.

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 9:25 am

Happy Birthday to your Momma!
Growlmy wasn't even married yet at 26, BOL! She wishes she could shave at least 26years off her age number...but that would still give her more years than yours, BOL!

Growlmy & I had some good giggles at your advices...too bad the pups in my neighborhood all seem to be boys! Sigh...

Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 11:34 am

Happy belated Birthday Whitley's Momma! Hope she gots lots of treats and belly scratches! Wait.....mom said humans don't get those. Her loss!!!Bol

Whitt you always give such good advice. It makes a man humble. :D

Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

November 29th 2012 at 11:36 am

Dog humble mom, wake up fur cryin out loud!

Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

November 30th 2012 at 5:36 am

Happy birthday to your Mom!!

Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

November 30th 2012 at 5:40 am

BOL

This week's advice has a treaty smell to them.

Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

December 1st 2012 at 2:13 am

Well, at least I gots to lick a birthday cake plate, not much on it but the lingering aroma of citrus.... have I mentioned lately that I love tangerines?

Dear Whitley the Wise(?),
No dice on your advice on how to deal wid da barkaholic....as they say around these here parts... "dat dog don't hunt!!"

I gots anudder question fur ya... duz you know how I can clone myself? I cannot be in 2 laps at once, and your Momma is always sayin' she needs a pup in her lap... this is a dire sit-you-mation cuz I's afraid dey might get anudder pup if I can't clone myself (seein' as how you's too busy wid da back of da couch to sit wid your Momma....)
signed,
In need of cloning..

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

December 2nd 2012 at 4:49 am

Happy birthday to your Momma, my Mummy says she's only a pup still! That is a great advice column! Is there anything you can do to make my Mummy appreciate my interior design skills? Like when I jump off the sofa suddenly and knock something over and she shouts at me - I'm only trying to make the room look pretty!