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October 17th 2012 7:16 pm
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So I's back and I'm ready to answer more questions and offer up some advice! Here are my first question.

I love to dig me some holes...why do the peeps not like that??

They say they are gonna get a concrete walk put in. Will that make it harder to dig?

I don't know why da peoples don't like da hole digging, but I are pretty sure it are because dey are jealous dat we are so much better than dem. Dey gotsta use shovels and things to dig, but you and me can dig good just by ourselves. Dat and getting dirty, digging makes you dirty and den de peoples want you clean when you come in da house. And if you dig in da flowers and mess dem up dey also get annoyed, you's also not sposed to go tromping through flowers. Flowers is very important. Dat concrete stuff are bad news. It are very hard to dig in concretes, trust me, I's tried. It are not fun.

I gots another question:

My name is Mr. Cutter and I am a barker and proud of it.
How would you go about forming a national club of barkers?

None of this anonymous stuff either. BOL

I'd bark about it of course! And den I'd bark some more and some other dog would here me and dey'd bark about it and on and on across da whole country. In fact, we could bark across da whole world!

Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 2:53 am

again good stuffs

Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 5:31 am

I like the idea of barking.

Barked by: Yoshi (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 9:58 am

Whit, where can we bark stuff to you? Did you ever get my pmail about the beef recall?

Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 4:46 pm

I wanna join da barker's club! Mummy shouts at me all the time cos I bark at all the other dogs going for walkies. GRRR! At least if I had a membership card or summat she might realise I'm doing the world some service...

Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 6:46 pm

A Barker's Club...WowZer! Sign me up! My Peeps are sure,I'm the Princess or maybe even the Queen of barkin'! They say, I can hear a mouse at 5 miles.

Do you know what I'm like on these High Wind Days????????
I try to scare it away...I bark until, I have barkeritis....
They are threatening to buy a bark collar to use this winter.

WISE Whitley- How do I bark them out of this Idea??????
I don't think, it sounds like somethin' I wanna do...
Besides, Gma has always talked tome...from day 1...Now do they expect me to not have any commentaries??????????
signed,
Nervous Doxie of the Prairie

Barked by: Mr. Cutter (Pssst on the Right (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 8:40 pm

Hi, my name is Mr. Cutter.

I'm a barker and proud of it.

I will continue barking as I see this is the motivation we all enjoy, no excuse then needed.

BOLBOLBOLBOL!

Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

October 18th 2012 at 8:55 pm

Whitley the Wise.

I have been told "growling" is not the proper "means of communication" when a "certain" human rolls over in bed in the middle of the night.

Is there any sort of "squatter's rights" I have to this property? After all "said" human abandons us daily for hours at a time. That has to add up "in dog years" for compensation and / or authority.

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 11:22 am

BOL! I bark like an idiot when the peeps are having a normal peeps conversation and they use the word look or what,,,those words I know are bark words...I just know it from the bottom of my barker!

And maybe when the old brick walkway is being taken out, I might just get a chance to dig under them stones, until the concrete goes down...OMD, I shall bark till I drop when those dudes invade our yard with their crew and machines!

Congrats on your DDP, today!

Woofs!

Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 21st 2012 at 11:53 am

Hey! I furgot to bark that I would love to join the international Dogster Barker's Club, too; BOL,BOL!

And ere is a wee mement fur you, Whitley:
DDP CONGRATS!

Woofs!