April 5th 2005 12:15 pm
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In case you haven't noticed from the terribly embarassing pictures on here, my owners have a fascination with turning me upside down. Now this is starting to get on my nerves, you see. I don't like being upside down and that's all there is to it! I look stupid and I absolutely DO NOT have control of the situation...and I must be in control. Then, to make it all worse, they laugh at me when I'm like that. How utterly humiliating! How would they like it if I turned them upside down? Well, they probably wouldn't mind so much seeing how they're legs don't stick up in the air like an overtuned ladybug! Oh...I'm so embarassed over this...