April 30th 2009 9:37 am
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Hee hee...me all happy...me gots a grand wife...mummy Donna nevaa weaves my side except when she has to you know...mummy Jenna nevaa weaves my side except she had surgree or somefin wike dat yesterday. Me didn't habs to go in and see dat mean ole vet. Jenna didn't seem so happy eiver. She had cryofreeze on her bumpies...dey could have weft dem der. Me was twying to eats dem off her. Dangit...me nevaa gets what I want.
Well mummy Donna has been taking me for a walk wid her and Jenna...what funs me habs. Me chases fwying leaves...dats what Mummy Donna calls dem. Me wooks for bugs...me just habing a ball being outside and discobering a whole new world. Me has been doing good on da leash. But me won't let mummy Donna puts da leash on me until me is sitting in her lap. Dat's my safe zone. We gots a neighbor who insists on shooting off fiweworks eben after daddy Tommy told him it tewwifies us. Humph...what is dat guy tinking. My daddy is slow to anger, but when you push his buttons...watch out. We habs to call da powice and trust me da guy next door does not wants da powice knocking on his door if you knows whats I means. So if he taught daddy was kidding...BOL...wast night he pushed daddy's button. Mummy says stay in da bedrooms when da powice officer gets here so daddy can get it off his chest. Now da guy knows daddy wasn't kidding (daddy is a kidder so most people are not sure when to take him sewiouswy...but me tinks he is taking it sewiouswy now).
Well anyways...me gots to go find new stuff to tear up, so as mummy Jenna sez...dat's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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