May 13th 2012 3:21 pm
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...tu all da Mommas all ober da werld wefer dem hab pup kidses or hooman kidses! We du nod 'scwiminate here at Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis an' Scotch :D
As yu may hab noticed, my Dogster page, dis week feechurin' all kindza pink gurly junk...ooops, I meen stuff...r a twibute tu all da 'portant wadies in our wives. I eben wited a poem-fing in honur ob dem an' how speshul dem r in dis werld.
"Zaidie Levi Gee. You did NOT write that poem!"
"You can put it in your diary, but you will NOT take credit for it. Do you hear me??"
"Yes, Momma...whispers *OMD, wady. Ged a gwip*"
~ Every Woman is a Mother ~
Every woman is a mother when she folds her hands in prayer for a child.
Feeds one when he's hungry,
clothes him when he's cold,
or holds him when he's scared.
Listens to his hopes and dreams,
and tells him the world needs who he is.
Smiles as a child walks by,
or cries when she knows just one
child is crying somewhere in the world.
The conception for this woman becoming a mother takes place in her heart, and the delivery comes through her hands.
Every woman carries the ability and power to change the world one child at a time.
This birth is not measured in months, but spans her lifetime.
Every woman is a mother when she makes a difference in just one child.
Have you chosen to be a mother?
copyright 1999 Janice Asien LaRosa
Now wun ober tu yur Momma an' tell hur how much yu wuff hur an' gib hur all kindza swoppy wet kisses! Dem WUFF dat mushy stuff! Ged goin' :D
♥ ❀ ☀™
May 5th 2012 12:43 pm
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"Momma. Wake up. Yu r habbin' a bad dweem!"
"What? Where am I??"
"It r ok, Momma. Jus' bweathe an' stuff, 'kay? I r wite here." *Westie struts across the bed to his Momma*
"Oh, deer. Seddle down, Momma. Eberyfing r gonna be ok. I r wite here wif yu. It wuz onwy a dweem an' it r all ober now, 'kay?
Dere, dere my lil' Momma." *gently strokes her head*
"Oh my gudness, Momma. Whut da dweem wuz 'bout?"
"Oh, Zaidiepup. You escaped and I tried to keep up with you, but whenever I saw you, you'd run off and I'd lose sight of you. OMG. There was SO much traffic. I was certain you'd be hit by a car. I was F-R-A-N-T-I-C! "
"Bud, Momma, wook. Here I r, wite 'side yu. I wood neber wun 'way fwum yu. I wuff yu an' Dadda. Yu inbited me intu yur home an' da 3 ob us becamed a famiwy. Yu an' Dadda take da bestest care ob me an' make shur I r safe an' dat I ged 'nuff tu eat...Well, it r neber 'nuff, bud I r nod gonna ged intu dat wite now. bol.
Yu helb Dadda tortu - oops, I meen gib me baffs an' yu twust me tu nod weck da howse when I r weft 'wone...'cept yu put da papers an' 'portant junk outta my weach an' yu cwose da fwench doors so I r twapped in da wivin' woom, bud uber dan dat, fings r weel gud. Why I wun 'way when I hab it so gud here? Nod gonna habben, nice wady. Neber."
"Awww...Thank you for being so sweet, HunBun. Those dreams are the worst kind, but it's over and now it's time for breakfast. What would you like to have today?"
"Yu meen I hab a choice?? OMD. How 'bout MEATZ™ wif a side ob bacon, fowwowed by chiggen wif a side ob bacon; ham wif a side ob bacon; den bacon wif a side ob bacon an' den bacon ice cweem wif..."
April 25th 2012 9:47 am
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Yes, pupses, we r hedin' back in time. Our heds r hurtin' cuz dem r filled wif witers' bwocks. Anyfur, wet's ged dis show on da woad :D
Fur sum weason I hab habbed da Spiderman feme song wunnin' 'wound in my LWD hed fur decades. It r geddin' kinda 'nnoyin', so I figurded dat if I wite my own lywics usin' da music ob da Spiderman song, it mite nod be QUITE so 'nnoyin'. If yu du nod kno' da Spiderman feme song, yu shood wissen tu it onwine an' den, when it r stucked in yur head fur years an' days, yu can use da Zaidie-pup lywics an' it be F-U-N fur eberypup an' peeples, nod 'nnoyin' BOL! :D
White an' fwuffy fwum butt tu top.
Eats a snack, needs no pwate,
Snatches fudz fwum yur face.
Hey dere! Here comes da Zaidiepup!!
R him cute?
Him habs Dogster fwiends more dan yu!
Can him walk, on a weash?
He's a doggie wif hims own beech.
Hey, dere!! Dere goes da Zaidiepup!!
When him sweeps at nite
He will wake, so will you!
Don't turn on dat wite!!
Jus' watch out fur dat poop!!
Fwiendwy nayberhood Zaidiepup.
Fun an' games?
He's yur pup!
Chasin' skwerls r in hims bwood.
Tu him, (l)wife r a gwate big wuff-fest.
Whereber dere r peeples
Yu'll find da Zaidiepup :D
April 19th 2012 8:47 am
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Pupses! I du nod hab a wotta time here now cuz dis r woadtwip day. But afore I weabe, yu need kno' dat FINALLY dere r CHEEZ IN DA GIFF SHOP an' TENNIS BALLSES IN DA GIFF SHOP!!! No, I r nod kiddin'!
Ged ober dere an' chek it out. GO...N-O-W!! No, it r nod a jue-cy burger wif fwies an' a stwawberry shake fur Zoe cuz hur WUFFS dem an', no, it r nod a hawt dawg fwesh off da gwill, bud yu wated a decade or sumfing so it cood kewl down afore yu swawwowed da fing hole, wifout eben boferin' wif a bun an' mustard an' welish an' junk an', no, it r nod a hunk ob 'licious woast beest witch r dwippin' wif fwabour an' an' r still BERY jue-cee an' pink in da middle. OOOPS :O I jus' swipped on my own dwools! BOL!
Anyfur, we r gwateful tu HQ fur changin' fings up a bit here. Since da weel seesun fur burnin' MEATZ™ duz nod 'ffishully start 'til nexx monf, we r gonna be payshunt wike saints or sumfing an' we will NOD compwain one tiny lil' bid, 'kay pupses?? Such gud doggies yu r ♥
BTW, r I da onwy pup whu habs a Momma whu WAFFS OUT WOUD when hur finks 'bout whut a WEEL Dogster Giff Shop wood be wike, wif all ob us wandewin' 'wound, sniffin' eberypup an' eatin' stuff afore we eben ged a chance tu put it in our shoppin' cart?? An' da wine-ups at da check-out? OY BEY :D Toadal K-OS!
I be back lader pupses! Pweeze hab a bery gud day an' if yur peeples r sick, yu kno' whut yu need du, wite?? No. Yu du nod waid da fweezer until da payshunt r in a deep sweep, fanks tu da sweepin' pill yu swipped intu da cup ob tee yu made fur hur. Got it?? :D
April 16th 2012 8:55 pm
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Can yu say "witer's bwock"? Dis r habbenin' tu me wite now an' it r makin' me cwazee. Bud while I werk on geddin' my gwoove back, pweeze enjoy dis diawy entwy fwum wong ago - da FURST one E-B-E-R!! I du nod sound wike myselb an' whut da heck r up wif my spellin' an' gwammar??
January 5th, 2009 *Home Again*
I'm back from my 'cation at Bob's house while my people went on a big, silver bird to Uncle Paul's place. He lives in that place where they say," It never snows! This is nuts." But it snowed A LOT. They could have used me to help clean up. I love to pretend I'm a snowplow! My person (the one who smells like flowers) thinks that Seattle should invest in some snow removal 'quipment...just in case. "We have fire insurance, just in case," she said.
I had TONS of fun playing with the other doggies at Bob's place. He would open the door and we would run outside with no leashes 'cause he has a 'Westiefied' yard...but who would want to escape??? I slept on Bob's bed and he told me that he will always love me and that I can stay at his place anytime. My life is GREAT!
April 7th 2012 12:00 pm
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"Momma! Gess whut! I r a DDP dis day!! WOO-HOO :D"
"Mabbe I r gonna ged stuckded in da 'Dogster Time Woop Contiuum-fing' 'gain?! Dat r always a gud time!"
"It's good thing we finally got around to checking Dogster today. I'm sorry I was too busy to get there until now."
"An' so yu shood be, Momma. Gud gwief. Dis r my werld an' yu r jus' wivin' in it. I fot yu unnerstanded dat. Now wet's ged ober tu Schnauzers Wule where I r a honorary memmer an' pway games afore dem weboke my memmership :O "
*Speshul fanks tu all my pup palses fur da EASTER EGGS BONANZAS an' uber wuffwy giffs yu hab been sendin' me! My page r so oberfwowin' wif wuff an' eggs an' Eastur gweetings dat I r...*sob*...all berkwempt an' junk.
Habby Eastur, Habby Passober an' Happy Spwing tu all ob yu ♥ ❀ ☀™*
April 6th 2012 2:10 pm
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Wite now, in da Dogster Giff Shop yu will find a speshul giff yu can send tu all yur pup palses fur $000.000. Yes, dat meens it r fwee :O
Take adbantage ob HQ's genewosity an' ged sendin' 'Eastur Egg Bonanzas' tu all yur fwiends! Dis r a wimited time offer. Send yur eggs dis day :D
*Dis hab beened a Pubwic Serbice 'Nnouncement fwum 'Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies™ Inc.*
April 5th 2012 8:04 am
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"Welcome back to the 2nd half of the 4th Annual Zaidie's 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. Dis r...CRAP...He's got me doing the Zaidie-speak, too :D This is Bartholemew Nolan, live on Channel 5 with your up-to-the-minute 'ZGDNBDP™' 2012 coverage. With me today, of course, is Zaidie! He's the reason for the season, as they say!"
"Dem shur du say dat, Barf an' sumtimes dem eben say,"Hey, whut da heck r go on???' BOLBOLBOL!!"
"Uh, yeah, sure, Zaidie....Well, look - the 2nd half of the parade is about to begin. Who's up first?"
"Well, Barf, dis r da 'LWD Bagpipeses Bwigade'. Dem camed all da way fwum dose Highwands ob Scotwand tu perform fur us dis day. Wet's wissen, shall we?" *hums along*
"OMG. A-C-K! Make them stop, PLEASE!! I beg of you! NO MORE @$#@#@%$ BAGPIPES!!!"
"Barf, seddle down. Yu r gonna fwi-ten 'way our sponsurs! Wifout dem, dere R no pawade. Man up, dude!"
"Zaidie, my ears are BLEEDING. The noise is horrific! Any of these clowns ever had a lesson??"
"Nope. Dem r all self-tot. See dat pup ober dere wif da short lil' leggies?" *points*
"They all have short legs, Zaidie. You mean him? *points*
"NO. Him *points* Him r a pwofessur ob bagpiping at Harbard Unibersity. We hab sum ob da bestest tawent in da hole werld wite here afore us." *LWD heart swells with pride*
"Can they not make it less agonizing to listen to???"
"Oh, no, Barf. Dis r perfek. It r 'spposed make yur ears hurt. Dat r jus' part ob da beeyootee ob da bagpipeses.
An' fowwowin' wite 'hind da bagpipin' pupses r ...O.M.D....it r da Canadian Nashunal Westie Stwuttin' Team!! Wook at dem go! Dem r fwesh fwum da Werld Champeenship in Was Begas where dem stwutted 'way wif GOLD! Dem winned da hole fing!!!"
"How many teams were there, Zaidie? Sounds like a huge event."
"Oh, dem wuz da onwy teem, Barf, bud dem winned!! An' dem cameded here fur da ZGDNBDP™, 2012. I r tuched by dere genewosity. Oh, deer, now I r all berkwempt."
"What's that they're doing now??"
"OMD. Dem r duin' it in weberse! I teeched dem dis myselb, when dem wuz jus' tiny, lil', wee pupses durin' dere furst yeer at da Zaidie Webi Gee Skool ob Danse. I cood nod be more pwoud ob dese pupses dan I r wite now. *sob sob sob*
"Okay. I think we'll take a break while Zaidie collects himself. We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor, The Zaidie Levi Gee School of Butchery, where your good eating is our business™"
~ End of Part 3 ~
March 30th 2012 9:47 am
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"Good afternoon, everyone. This is Channel 5's Bartholemew Nolan coming to you live from the 4th Annual 'Zaidie's Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade. It looks like things are about to get started, wouldn't you say, Zaidie?"
"Yu r bery perceptibe, Barf. BOL. Anyway, furst up we hab da Woyal Canadian Mounted Powice Westies. Dem r so hansum in dere wed an' bwack uniforms. Dese pupses weally kno' how pud on a gwate show, so wet's sit back an' 'joy it, 'kay?"
"Uh, Zaidie, I thought the RCMP were people."
"Oh, no, Barf. Dem hab founded dat us Westies r much bedder at widin' horsies an' chasin' bad guys an' junk."
"But they're standing on top of their horses. How can they control them??"
"Smoke an' mirrors, Barf, bud yu did nod heer it fwum me, 'kay??
HA!!! Wookit dat horsie!! Him jus' poopded!!"
"Ewww..Isn't someone going to clean it up??"
"NO, Barf! Where da fun r in dat?? Dat r hours an' hours ob ennertanement jus' lyin' dere, watin' fur us pupses!
O.M.D. WOOKWOOKWOOK!! It r da Innernashunal Westie MEATZ™ Gwillin' Teem! I neber fot I'd see dem wive, bud dere dem r!"
"Don't you mean Drill Team, Zaidie?"
"Oh, gud gwief. No, Barf. Dese Westies twabel all ober da werld, burnin' MEATZ™ fur Westies neer an' far, bwingin' dem all tugefur in harmony an' fillin' dere LWD tum tums wif MEATZ™. Oh, I r berkwempt at da magnitood ob da 'portant werk dem du *sob*"
"Hey, easy there, little buddy. It's nothing to cry over."
"Barf, yu r neber gonna unnerstan cuz yu r nod one ob us. I feel bery sowwy fur yu."
"Uh, okay. Who's up next, Z-Pup?"
"Well, it sez here on my pwogwamme dat dis r da Canadian LWD 'Limpik basketball team. Dem be headin' ober tu Wundun, Engwand soon fur dose 'Lympix."
"I'm not even going to comment on that."
"Gud idea, Barf...Oooooh, wook! Da Werld ob MEATZ™ fwoat, sponserded by da 'LWD Skool ob Butchery an' Taxidermy. Gess whut r da skool motto, Barf!"
"Zaidie, I have no idea. Tell me, please."
"Bwace yurselb - dis r gud..."Bwing us yur ded junk. We'll cut off da MEATZ™ so yu can eat an' stuff da carcass so yu can be da enby ob yur fwiends an' naybers™."
"Catchy. Is that emblazoned on coffee mugs and t-shirts in the gift shop?"
"Barf, we du nod dwink cawfee an' we waff at pupses whu wear t-shirts. Da motto r on 'portant stuff wike poop bags an' fudz bowls. Wemind me tu neber host a pawade wif yu, eber 'gain. Yu r 'xhaustin' me."
"Well, it appears that the parade has reached the halfway mark. We'll take a short break and be back here soon with the second half of Zaidie's 4th Annual 'Gotcha Day, Nod Birfday' Day Pawade!"
"And we're off the air, Bart..."
~ End of Part 2 ~
March 27th 2012 2:44 pm
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Yu r nod gonna bewiebe dis, bud wissen up anywayz, my fwiendses : *I* r fur SALE dis day! Wanna buy me? Momma sez I r WEEL cheep. Hur hurted hur back DUSTIN' junk da uber day. Yes, dustin'. Now hur r bery sore an' stiff an' moobin' BERY slow. Hur docktur sed :"Yu be ok, ebentuawwy, nice wady. Jus' ged a gwip."
Appawently I r bery 'hi maintenance' dis day. I hab spwing feeber weelwy bad. All I wanna du r go owtside an' sniff junk an' tell eberypup,"Hey, I wuz here!" by weavin' notes all ober my 'hood. In da howse all I wanna du r go out ontu da deck an' in an' out an' in an' out...Den I wanna snack an' anuber snack an' anuber snack...Den I wanna pway Kitty Cuz Fetch 'gain an' 'gain an' 'gain! Den chase tennis balla here an' dere. Wow, I r 'xhaustin' myselb :D
Du nod hezitate - da lowest bidder geds da pup!!... Wate. Whut?? R dat eben wegal? Oh, an' make shur yu wead da fine pwint. Da sexchun 'bout MEATZ™ r bery compwicated an' yu du NOD wanna mess up :D Gud wuck!
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