~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ A Ware Inside Wook at Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies,- Inc.™ ~

January 25th 2013 9:40 am
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*ringringring*

"Hewwo. Yu hab weached 'Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Cat Toy Dibishun™'. Zaidie Webi Gee speekin'. How I may helb yu?"

"Z? Is that you?"

"Yes, it r me. Whu dis r, pweeze?"

"Z! It's me, Zoe!!"

"OMD! Zoe fwum Idunno??? Hi! How yu r duin', sweet gurl??"

"Great! 'I r duin' gud', as you would say! BOLBOL!! Um, Z? What's up with the 'cat toy division' bit? You're kidding, right??"

"Cat Toy Dibishun? I sed dat??"

"Yup. I heard it with my very own adorable pointy ears."

"Well, cwap. Ooops, I meen, yu must hab heered wong, Zoe. I r pwetty shur I sed bat toy dibishun. Yup, dat r it - bat toys."

"Bat toys? Oh, c'mon, Z! You're pulling my cute lil' Schnauzie leg! BOL :D Bats don't play with toys!! BOL!"

"HA! Shur dem du, Zoe! Hab yu neber seened Bats 'R Us? It r wocated wite nexx door tu PetSmart in all da big cities!!"

"Z, bats only come out at night and they're way too busy eating bugs and junk to play with toys!"

"NO, Zoe!! Wissen - when dem take a bweak, fur a snak, dem need sumfing tu du, so dem pway wif toys maded wite here at ZWGI™."

"BOL! You're killing me, Z!! BOLBOLBOL!! Wait 'til I tell the guys over on Dogster!! They're gonna love this!! OMD! BOLBOL! Next you'll be telling me you make toys for rats, too!! BOL!"

"Well, ob corse we du. Nod here, doe. Da wat toy dibishun r wocated in Seattle. Hey! Yu wememmer my gud fwiend Woscoe da wat?"

"Yeah, the poor, homeless guy you met on the mean streets of Toronto and set up in his own place. Then he met his long-lost sister...yada, yada..."

"Yes! 'Cept Woscoe an' hims hole fambly moobed tu Seattle where Woscoe heds up da wat toy dibishun ob Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies™! Oh, dem r wivin' in da suburbs, wite nexx door tu my Unkle Paul, wivin' da dweem, dat's fur shur!"

"How many kids they got now??"

"A couple millyun, I fink."

"Wow. So lemme guess - there's a bunny toy division, too."

"Dere r, Zoe! How yu knowed?? It jus' wewocated tu Nu Mex'co. Wememmer Arweenton, Puff an' Coco Wose's bunny sistur?"

"Well, yeah! She runs the bunny toy deal?"

"Hur shur duz, wike nobunny's biznuss! BOLBOL :D Dat r y da hole fambly moobed tu Nu Mex'co. Weel tuff goin' at furst. Sum bad guy steeled da snow chains fur hur es-yu-bee 4 times, if yu can bewiebe it!"

"Wow, who knew?? Z, you're a busy guy. I had no idea."

"Yu kno', Zoe...da chiggen toy dibishun habs a obenin' in da finance 'partment. I wuz finkin' dat, since yu hab chiggens on yur pwoperty, yu mite be innerwested in da posishun. It pays weel gud. Wotza benebits, tu."

"Did you say 'Kibbles 'n Bits'?"

"No, I sed, 'benebits'."

"Oh, good. It's just that us Schnauzers have real delicate tummies and we're especially prone to pancakeritis. I'm not allowed to eat 'Kibbles 'n Bits'."

"Hab no feerz, Zoe! No Kibbles an' Bitz fur yu! Yu kno', yu cood werk fwum home. Mabbe set up yur obbice in da wivin' woom, on da back ob da wuff seat where..."

"You are thinking all the time, Z! Total win/win situation! I can do my security work fulltime AND bring in millions counting toys for chickens. What a life! Sure, sign me up!"

"YAY! Dis r gonna be gwate! Welcome tu Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Chiggen Toy Dibishun ™! I r gonna hab MY peeples ged in tuch wif YUR peeples so we can du wunch an' mess 'wound wif da details an' junk!"

"Cool, Z! Hey, I don't have to wear a uniform, do I??"

"Ob corse nod! Jus' a kilt!"

"Awww, man. You know I don't do clothes, Z!"

"I tell yu whut, Zoe - I r gonna hab it sended tu yu bia UPS, so yu ged tu BARKBARKBARK at da guy in da bwown twuck. Deel??"

"*sigh* Deal."



FYI - D'offishul pichurs ob me in my stoopid kilt AN' my eben stoopider lil' tam-fing (pichurs I kno' yu can nod wate tu see) r gonna hafta wate 'til Dadda geds home so him can helb Momma wif da Zaidie-wanglin'. I r nod coopewatin', if yu can bewiebe it. BOLBOL :D Stay tuneded.

Also, if it seems wike I r outta da woop here on Dogster, it r cuz I weally r. I r nod geddin' any notibicayshuns 'bout nuffin. Dadda r gonna helb Momma wif dat, tu. I jus' did nod want any ob yu pupses tu fink I r bein' wude an' 'gnorin' yu cuz I r nod!

 
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 9:51 am

Boy you are buzy Z. We don't get any notifications any more either. If your Dadda fixes it would drop us a pmail and tell us how to fix ours?
Can't wait to see Zoe in her uniform.
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 10:29 am

Angel Zoom Smokey was surprised about the chicken toy division. She says chickens are supposed to be her food.
Barked by: The Barking Machines (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 2:12 pm

Can you distribute some chickens to our house? We're hungry!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 2:24 pm

The fix is to set up a new free email for your dogster/catster stuff..

Go to the All Paws Bulletin group(set up long time back by HQ) http://www.dogster.com/group/Dogster_and_catster_server_upgrade-18517

Go to the BOLO thread lots of recent info in there.. also Webster tells how to white list...

Go readback.. and forward in that thread

As it seem some keep having no notofications.. and the new email is the fix that seems to work

Its never affected us at all.. but there is info out there.. and also........

KEEP contacting HQ !!!!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 2:26 pm

Shakey an' Wacey! I onwy deel in toys fur chiggens. Zoe r da go-tu gurl fur da weel fing! Hur habs dem in hur own back yard! An', no, I r NOD kiddin' :D

DFB, send Angel Zoom Smokey tu Zoe's pwace, tu! Ged hur outta yur furz fur awhile! BOLBOL!

Hi, Duncan! Will do, my fwiend!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 2:27 pm

Fank yu, Fwicka!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 3:32 pm

WOW! I got a Real Deal job!?!
Serious though Z, no kilt. If I am gonna work from home, nobudy will see me anyways.

So when do I see my first paycheck?
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 3:50 pm

Oh wow! Do you have a fish toy division, Z-pup? Daddy has a fish, and maybe he would like some toys, too!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 4:33 pm

"Puffy! Put that bunny toy back where you found it! I need to send it to Monte's bunny brother"!

"But Arleenton, I have to test it to make sure it stands up to Zaidie's strict Quality standards".

"You're not fooling me any Puffy, you're just trying to get more toys SO PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW"!!!!

"And Coco, STOP following me around, I have no more "chocolate" drops for you." All drops are now being collected and sold through Zaidie's extreme treat division so there will be no more freebies for you."

Ring, ring, ring..."Hellooooo. 'Zaidie Webi Gee Industries, Bunny Toy Division™'. Arleenton speaking. How I may help you?"
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 5:18 pm

OMD! Gud werk, Arweenton!! I r depwessed!! "Yes, Momma?...Oh, deer."Ooops, I meen, I r imPWESSed!! Bunny tweets, tu? Geeenius idea :D

Yup, Zoe! It r a weel deel job an' we r gonna tawk 'bout da kilt later, 'kay??

Fizzy! Wood yur Daddy's fish wike tu hed up da fish toy dibishun? Him hab a bizness backgwound?
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 6:52 pm

Well, I asked him, and he sorta made a "bloop bloop bloop" noise, which I think in fish speak means he has an MBA in fish exercise science administration. His name is Fish, and when I asked him if he wants the job, he said "blerp bloop", which I think means yes.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 8:06 pm

KEWL!! I r gonna fax ober da paper werk, Fizzy! Fish r hired :D
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 8:33 pm

Ermmm. Glad the Rats are residing in Sammamish at Uncle Paul's, but tell them to head south, not north when they are done livin' the good life. BOL.

Fizzy took fish, so we can't offer up any Salmon.

How about ZWGI Fresh Rainwater Division™? All pups love outside water better than inside water. (I'd suggest Pepper Power - rainwater preferred 10 times out of 10).

Perhaps Puff and I can go into naturalistic remedies for you. I will supply the Moss and Puff can supply the Mud. That alone has to be marketable as remarkable skin rejuvenating qualities. I present; Moss&Mudd™ by ZWGI.
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 25th 2013 at 10:24 pm

OMD!!
We not getting nything from the doggu=ies either...and just bitfrom kitties...sigh...

Hey do you have a squirrel toy division, or a chipmunk one? What about a coonie toy or a groundhog toy division. Dem hibernators need something to sty amused with during their long sleepytimes, BOL!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2013 at 2:06 am

Chickens? Rats? Why are ya giving da food toys?
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2013 at 8:09 am

Scooter, I have UPS'ed 50 brown truck loads of mud for the Moss&Mudd™ by ZWGI venture. I understand it is a bit early as Zaidie has not said this is one of the areas he might want to consider, but I think it has a lot of potential for success; if the idea is turned down, feel free to keep all of the mud - BOL, BOL

Puffy - wiping his paws on the human bed comforter.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2013 at 11:22 am

MUD??? Heck, yeah!!

All yu pupses r makin' me WAFF :D
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2013 at 4:28 pm

*The sound of a truck backing up and then a door knock*

BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!!!

Oh Hi UPS guy. Oh, um, just dump it over there by the mailbox.

*Scooter closes the door and calls Puffy to leave a message*

Hi Puff, Scooter here, your new business pawtner. Really, no need to have overnited and paid for Saturday delivery! I could have simply sent you the moss in half the amount of trucks. BOL.

*Scooter hangs up the phone and pads off to explain the mound of mud and the Moss&Mudd™ by ZWGI concept. Also to beg her to come up w/ some sort of packaging concept, hire workers, pay for insurance, take care of the books and work the front counter*
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 26th 2013 at 7:26 pm

Yur Momma can handle dat, Scooter!! Hur handles da 4 ob yu, pwus kitties an' dat fing dem call 'werk'! ZWGI Inc™ wood be a peece ob cake fur sumone ob hur expewience! Make dat MEATZ™ cake, ob corse :D
Barked by: Stacy C

January 27th 2013 at 12:14 pm

hey zadie....my hu-sis has this guinea pig named Pancetta....have you thought of a piggy toy division....i could manage the numbers and pancetta could test the toys!!
Barked by: Harley (Dogster Member)

January 27th 2013 at 7:20 pm

hey zadie....my hu-sis has this guinea pig named Pancetta....have you thought of a piggy toy division....i could manage the numbers and pancetta could test the toys!!

darn humans trying to steal our posts
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 29th 2013 at 7:05 am

Pancetta?? BOLBOLBOLBOLBOL :D Shur, Harwey!! I kno' yu tu can handle da stwess ob da piggy toy dibishun ob Zaidie Webi Gee Industwies, Inc.™ In fak, it r da fastest gwowin' part ob our company! Whu knowed, wite??

 

Zaidie


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