~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ Chwissmus Day at Bob's Howse ~

January 9th 2013 3:30 pm
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"Unkle Zaidie! Yu need wake up!!"

"zzzzzzz...Whut? Whut da hek r go on?? Did Santa Paws camed???"

"No, Unkle Zaidie! Paisley r habbin' hur pubbies an' hur r askin' fur yu!!"

"OMD!! Da stork r here??"

"Whut stork, Unkle Zaidie?? I sawed no stork."

"Well, da stork bwings da pubbies, lil' Fergus. I weaded 'bout it on dose innernets. Mabbe we shood wun owtside tu da cabbage patch den?! I heered dat pubbies r sumtimes founded unner cabbages."

"Unkle Zaidie!! Yu need unhook yur Scotch Dwip™ an' come wif me! Bob needs yu tu helb Auntie Paiswey!!"

"Ok. I r comin'." *slips on his bunny slippers and pads down the hall to Paisley's room* "Whut r go on, Paiswey?? Where da stork r?? Him bwinged yur pubbies?? Or...OMD!! Call a ambuwance! Boil sum water!! Wip up sum sheets! O-M-D, Paiswey! Yu r gonna be fine, jus'...I, uh...OMD *thud*

"Fergus-laddie, could you move Uncle Zaidie out of the way and then come over and hold Paisley's hand while she has her wee puppies??"

"Shur, Bob. *drags Z-Pup out to the hall* Eberyfing r gonna be ok, Auntie Paiswey!"

 
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 5:47 pm

HD hollars to Sophie Claire....Quick!!!!!Get some scotch and we gonna have to give it to the Zaidie pup straight..........
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 5:51 pm

OMD! Zaidie, ZAIDIE, Z A I D I E!!!! Are you okay?

How many Christams pups did Auntie Paisley have?
Barked by: Miley May Whovier (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 5:58 pm

KWIK!!! Switch to bodka dwip!!!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 7:17 pm

BOLBOLBOL "Switch to Bodka Dwip™". Mom's almost popped out from laughing so hard.

Zpup - Bunny slippers? Not Skwerl?
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 7:36 pm

I sure hope when Zaidie comes to, the pups will be 'bornded' and we will read a part two!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 8:07 pm

ACK!!! Z-pup!! Zaidie?? ZAIDIE WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 9:45 pm

**Gets a steak out the fridge and waves it under Zaidie's nose..............**
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 10:03 pm

... Hold on a second. Didn't I just read where you let Paisley squeeze the bejeebers outta your paw and call you names and stuff while the puppies arrived? Whut da hek r go on here??
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 11:26 pm

BOL HunBun! How many puppies were dere?
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 3:12 am

BOL....you didn't hit your head did you? How are the puppies, any pics?
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 3:43 am

Oh gosh! I hope you'll be ok.

Why is this entry just now showin up for me to read? Argh! I am way behind here in Idunno.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 6:24 am

*whispers* Hershey! Jus' neber mind, 'kay??? :D
Barked by: Milton (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 9:11 am

Bol! Bunny slippers?! My momma was laughing so hard as she could just picture you in bunny slippers! LOL! & BOL!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 9:50 am

Hmmm, I think Hershey may be on to something. I'll wait until part 2 before I make up my mind. BOL
Barked by: Cindy G

January 10th 2013 at 11:07 pm

Barked by: Luna (Dogster Member)

January 10th 2013 at 11:08 pm

Zaidie!! R yu okay? Momma teached me CPR. (Cuddling Pubbies Required.) If yu needed help I culd wush ober tu Bob's.

 

Zaidie


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