January 9th 2013 3:30 pm
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"Unkle Zaidie! Yu need wake up!!"
"zzzzzzz...Whut? Whut da hek r go on?? Did Santa Paws camed???"
"No, Unkle Zaidie! Paisley r habbin' hur pubbies an' hur r askin' fur yu!!"
"OMD!! Da stork r here??"
"Whut stork, Unkle Zaidie?? I sawed no stork."
"Well, da stork bwings da pubbies, lil' Fergus. I weaded 'bout it on dose innernets. Mabbe we shood wun owtside tu da cabbage patch den?! I heered dat pubbies r sumtimes founded unner cabbages."
"Unkle Zaidie!! Yu need unhook yur Scotch Dwip™ an' come wif me! Bob needs yu tu helb Auntie Paiswey!!"
"Ok. I r comin'." *slips on his bunny slippers and pads down the hall to Paisley's room* "Whut r go on, Paiswey?? Where da stork r?? Him bwinged yur pubbies?? Or...OMD!! Call a ambuwance! Boil sum water!! Wip up sum sheets! O-M-D, Paiswey! Yu r gonna be fine, jus'...I, uh...OMD *thud*
"Fergus-laddie, could you move Uncle Zaidie out of the way and then come over and hold Paisley's hand while she has her wee puppies??"
"Shur, Bob. *drags Z-Pup out to the hall* Eberyfing r gonna be ok, Auntie Paiswey!"
HD hollars to Sophie Claire....Quick!!!!!Get some scotch and we gonna have to give it to the Zaidie pup straight..........
OMD! Zaidie, ZAIDIE, Z A I D I E!!!! Are you okay?
How many Christams pups did Auntie Paisley have?
KWIK!!! Switch to bodka dwip!!!
BOLBOLBOL "Switch to Bodka Dwip™". Mom's almost popped out from laughing so hard.
Zpup - Bunny slippers? Not Skwerl?
I sure hope when Zaidie comes to, the pups will be 'bornded' and we will read a part two!
ACK!!! Z-pup!! Zaidie?? ZAIDIE WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
**Gets a steak out the fridge and waves it under Zaidie's nose..............**
... Hold on a second. Didn't I just read where you let Paisley squeeze the bejeebers outta your paw and call you names and stuff while the puppies arrived? Whut da hek r go on here??
BOL HunBun! How many puppies were dere?
BOL....you didn't hit your head did you? How are the puppies, any pics?
Oh gosh! I hope you'll be ok.
Why is this entry just now showin up for me to read? Argh! I am way behind here in Idunno.
*whispers* Hershey! Jus' neber mind, 'kay??? :D
Bol! Bunny slippers?! My momma was laughing so hard as she could just picture you in bunny slippers! LOL! & BOL!
Hmmm, I think Hershey may be on to something. I'll wait until part 2 before I make up my mind. BOL
Zaidie!! R yu okay? Momma teached me CPR. (Cuddling Pubbies Required.) If yu needed help I culd wush ober tu Bob's.