~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

Bewated Mewwy Chwissmus an' HABBY NU YEERZ, pupses!!

December 29th 2012 10:49 am
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Pupses! I r still at Bob's, bud I r knee-deep in LWD pubbies! My sistur, Paiswey, gibbed birf tu 'bout twenny-seben lil' bundles ob fur! I helbed hur by wettin' hur squeeze my paw weel hard an' scweem notty werds at me :D At furst it hurted my feewings, bud I gedded ober it, speshully when hur askded me tu be da GodDadda fur all ob dem! I r gonna be one bizzy Unkle Zaidie!

Momma an' Dadda r still in Seattle, bisitin' my Unkle Paul an' famiwy. My cuzin James, whu r a teenager, wuz upset dat I did nod come wif dem on da pwane, bud Momma 'spwained 'bout Paiswey an' 'bout how hur needed me dere, so him unnerstood.

Momma an' Dadda r fwyin' home on Sunday nite an' dem r gonna pick me up fwum Bob's on Monday, jus' in time fur our annual 'Festibal ob MEATZ™' witch r held ebery nu yeerz ebe! I can nod wate tu sink my LWD teefs intu a bid, joocee hunk ob MEATZ™. *drool* Ooops! *wipes keyboard*

In da meemtime, it r wainin' in Seattle (WOW. Whu knowed??), bud dem r comin' home tu BIG SNOW! Bob finks I hab wosed weight wunnin' 'wound, chasin' pupses an' snowpwowin' da pubby awea in Bob's big yard (witch r securewy fenced, Momma, so wewax, 'kay??)

It r almost time fur pubby twainin' cwasses tu begin, so I need sign off. Dis day we r goin' tu da libwawy, so dese guys can wearn all 'bout usin' dere 'inside boices'. I hab my werk cutted out fur me :D

Bark wif yu lader, my fwiends! I hab missed yu wotz an' can nod wate tu ged home.

"Zaidie?"

"Yes, Bob??"

"Laddie-boy! Gather up the wee pups and let's get going! Hook up my Scotch Drip™, too. You're driving today!"

"'kay, Bob."

 
Barked by: Hunter (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 12:16 pm

You are such a gud brudder and unkle Z-pup! Dey r bery lucky dat yu kan twain dem to du tings de Z-pup way!! Happy yur hoomanz will be hom in time fur MEATZ for New Yeer!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 12:39 pm

It'll be good to be home, huh Z? You are gonna need a few days to relax and unwind from all those pubbies! And gettin hollered at by yur fursis. Oh my!
Barked by: Mini Mischief (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 1:33 pm

Wow, all those liddle white pubbies, you must be in heaven!!! Or tired. Probably very tired! Thanks for the rosette today, and we will be very happy to see you more when your pawrents get back from Seattle!!!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 4:10 pm

You gonna need a bacation for you Zaidie after tak'n care of all those pubbies and your sis screamin at you! Bob will be fine after you hook up his scotch drip. BOL
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 6:50 pm

Twentyseven puppies????? *THUD!!*



Long pause....


OK, I am back now...
So many pups, phew, good thing you are there to give a paw to Bob...and Paisley!

Happy New Year, indeed!
Growlmy has to work that evening...sigh...but perhaps she can help me find my way over when she gets back, Its only a short drive to Cambridge, right? And those border dudes will be plenty sauced by then, too, right?

BOL! BAYL!!
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 7:06 pm

:) What a good Uncle you are!!!
Barked by: Cleo (Dogster Member)

December 29th 2012 at 7:15 pm

Wow Zaidie, you are taking your uncle duties seriously! Bet you can't wait to see your Mummy and Daddy, your Meatz festival will be pawsome!!!
Barked by: Scooter (Psst on the left) (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2012 at 5:12 pm

Guess what Z-pup. Still raining in Seattle. BOL.
Enjoy Meatz™ nite tomorrow nite.
Happy New Year to all!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 12:52 am

A festival of MEATZ?? I's on my way!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 2:13 pm

An avalanche of Pubbies !!!!

Happy New Year to all !!!!!!!!!
Barked by: JAKIE O'BRIEN, FOREVER LOVED (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 6:03 pm

Dats lotz a pubbies!!

Happy New Year to you and your Family Zaidie!!!!
Barked by: Coco Rose (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 7:01 pm

'Festibal ob MEATZ™' ...where? Can I come too?
Barked by: ♥ Ko Min ♥ (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 7:36 pm

oh thank dooness yu arr dere to lern dose puppees how to act. Bob pwobly gets twise da pay fur dem cuz day so well lernt.

Zaidie boy, yu got da life goin wif da festibull of meatz... dog O' dog... dats a goodnuff life.

Happy New Year! ♥
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

January 2nd 2013 at 8:27 am

I know the puppies will appreciate all your wisdom when they get older. Are you going to start wearing suits and acting like Marlon Brando on the Godfather? That movie is a documentary showing how a godfather is supposed to act. I don't know why, but you know the humans need instructions for everything. If anyone crosses you, you are supposed to leave a dead bird's head in their bed--not a horse's head! The humans never get anything exactly right.
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

January 6th 2013 at 8:54 pm

Habby New Year, Z-pup! We're trying to catch up on diaries! Condogulations on all your new godbabies! They couldn't ask fur a better teacher!

 

Zaidie


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