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~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~
Bewated Mewwy Chwissmus an' HABBY NU YEERZ, pupses!!December 29th 2012 10:49 am[ View A Comments (15) ]
Pupses! I r still at Bob's, bud I r knee-deep in LWD pubbies! My sistur, Paiswey, gibbed birf tu 'bout twenny-seben lil' bundles ob fur! I helbed hur by wettin' hur squeeze my paw weel hard an' scweem notty werds at me :D At furst it hurted my feewings, bud I gedded ober it, speshully when hur askded me tu be da GodDadda fur all ob dem! I r gonna be one bizzy Unkle Zaidie!
You are such a gud brudder and unkle Z-pup! Dey r bery lucky dat yu kan twain dem to du tings de Z-pup way!! Happy yur hoomanz will be hom in time fur MEATZ for New Yeer! It'll be good to be home, huh Z? You are gonna need a few days to relax and unwind from all those pubbies! And gettin hollered at by yur fursis. Oh my! Wow, all those liddle white pubbies, you must be in heaven!!! Or tired. Probably very tired! Thanks for the rosette today, and we will be very happy to see you more when your pawrents get back from Seattle!!! You gonna need a bacation for you Zaidie after tak'n care of all those pubbies and your sis screamin at you! Bob will be fine after you hook up his scotch drip. BOL Twentyseven puppies????? *THUD!!* Long pause.... OK, I am back now... So many pups, phew, good thing you are there to give a paw to Bob...and Paisley! Happy New Year, indeed! Growlmy has to work that evening...sigh...but perhaps she can help me find my way over when she gets back, Its only a short drive to Cambridge, right? And those border dudes will be plenty sauced by then, too, right? BOL! BAYL!! :) What a good Uncle you are!!! Wow Zaidie, you are taking your uncle duties seriously! Bet you can't wait to see your Mummy and Daddy, your Meatz festival will be pawsome!!! Guess what Z-pup. Still raining in Seattle. BOL. Enjoy Meatz™ nite tomorrow nite. Happy New Year to all! A festival of MEATZ?? I's on my way! An avalanche of Pubbies !!!! Happy New Year to all !!!!!!!!! Dats lotz a pubbies!! Happy New Year to you and your Family Zaidie!!!! 'Festibal ob MEATZ™' ...where? Can I come too? oh thank dooness yu arr dere to lern dose puppees how to act. Bob pwobly gets twise da pay fur dem cuz day so well lernt. Zaidie boy, yu got da life goin wif da festibull of meatz... dog O' dog... dats a goodnuff life. Happy New Year! ♥ I know the puppies will appreciate all your wisdom when they get older. Are you going to start wearing suits and acting like Marlon Brando on the Godfather? That movie is a documentary showing how a godfather is supposed to act. I don't know why, but you know the humans need instructions for everything. If anyone crosses you, you are supposed to leave a dead bird's head in their bed--not a horse's head! The humans never get anything exactly right. Habby New Year, Z-pup! We're trying to catch up on diaries! Condogulations on all your new godbabies! They couldn't ask fur a better teacher! |
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December 29th 2012 at 12:16 pm