~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ WoadTwip Day ~

October 25th 2012 9:11 am
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Wike I sed, dis r woadtwip day, bud I r gonna weave yu wif a coupla haikus I wited 'bout my baycayshun. Bark wif yu lader!

~ MEATZ™ ~

Joocee hunk ob MEATZ™.
"No need tu gwill mine," I sed.
Bud no one heared me.


~ Skwerls ~

Makin' me nutzo
Wunnin' here, dere, eberywhere.
Pweeze make dem stop. Now.


~ Soubenirs ~

Small giffs yu bwing home
Aftur yur baycayshun. 'Cept
I bwinged home a tick.

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 9:37 am

Nice writing, Zaidie...though I can think of nice Soubenirs than ticks...UGH!

Have a nice road trip!
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 10:39 am

Good stuff there, Z.

Did you Really get a tick? Or maybe a tic? Bol!
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 11:51 am

Like your writing but not ticks.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 12:09 pm

great haikus
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 5:48 pm

Yuck, a TICK?! tell your Momma that THAT is not a good souvenir!!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 6:55 pm

Ev'ry seven sleeps,
Zaidie goes on a road trip.
Must be a good boy!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 7:47 pm

Gud one, Hershey!! WOW :D

Yup, it wuz a WEEL tick - a deer tick! Da werstest kind fur us pupses!! Da stoopid tick gedded tested fur a hole buncha germs an' diseases an' junk, nuffin showed up in da wab weports. Jus' tu be shur I du nod ged sick, I r on Auntie-Bio-Ticks (BOL) fur da nexx seben yeers or sumfing. Dem r nod tu stwong an' my sensitibe LWD tum-tum r duin' gud.

Da stoopid tick hitched a wide on my LWD butt (BOL :D) an' him cameded 'cwoss da border intu Canada wifout hims passport :O Him r lucky him r ded now. Momma an' Dadda checkded all ober my LWD body fur ticks, bud dem did nod notice dis one 'til we wuz at home! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Barked by: Cricket (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 9:32 pm

Does ar da bestest hykoos I's eber readed!!! Yu are a twue witer ad hart!!! :)

Hab fun on ur woadtwip!!!
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 11:15 pm

A tick---- ICK!
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

October 25th 2012 at 11:17 pm

Pawsome haikus. I think I'd pass on a tick as a soubaneer too.
Barked by: Diane K

October 26th 2012 at 6:45 am

Ack, a tick! You are a pawsome haiku writer, Zaidie!
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

October 26th 2012 at 2:03 pm

Take all of your meds dude! Loved the haikus!

 

Zaidie


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