June 29th 2012 9:11 am
[ View A Comments (17) ]
"What are we doing HERE? This is a backyard deck with a kid's wading pool. I was told we'd be covering the diving trials for the Canadian Olympic team! What the $#??"
"Bart. We *are* covering the trials."
"You have GOT to be kidding me."
"No, I'm not."
"This doesn't have anything to do with a certain little white dog...uh, what's his name? Zainie?? Is that it???"
"Bart, this is his house and that is his pool. What can I say? It's what the people want!! That LWD brings in the viewers. You know the ratings go through the roof whenever we just mention his name! We have no choice."
"Well, I do! I didn't dedicate 3 weeks of my life to 'Jake's Online School of Journalism' for THIS nonsense!! Get me some real news!!"
*Zaidie westiestruts out onto the deck*
"BARF!! How yu r duin', my fwiend??
*End of Part 1*
*paws and tail waggin' fur attention* Zaidie, can I dive in your pool? I likes divin'!
Oh this sounds like it's gonna be good!
Z, we saw a fun LG washing machine commercial. Had a LWD that got purple juice spilled on him! All the other stuff got clean in the wonderful washer, but the LWD stayed purple!
Have ya seen it?
I can't wait to see Zaidie in the Olympics! That is real news!
Another long tail to while away the summer way too hot to go outside doldrums...
Now about that pool...I don't know about you, but I will stay a spectator...not a swimmer/diver...I like my furs better when they are dry...BOL!
(Grabs a lawn chair to wait fur Part 2...)
OMD Zaidie, I juss wove da Olimpicks. I specally wove da swimming an da dibing, as wong as it are nod me gedding whet. Fanks fur wetting me kno I r goeng tu ged weddy fur waching da ebents.
HD starts to laugh and can hardly wait for the next installment! I'm with you MJF, water is only fur drinkin!
Oh, this is so exciting!
Z-Pup, Olympic try-outs are completely plausible, as I have it on reliable authority that Training Swimmers always pee in the pool; so what's the difference between a giant Olympic size pool full of pee, and a baby pool?
Yu got it, Pennie! Dere r no diffwence at all! I hope da dibers r ok wif dibin' intu fwee inches ob water, 'speshully fwum da 10 metre pwatform :D
Fanks fur dwoppin' by, pupses! Soon as I fugur' out whut da heck r gonna habben nexx, I will continue wif da story!
Zoe, Momma wented all ober dose innernetses an' hur cood nod find a LG washin' 'chine commercial wif a LWD, bud we will keep wookin'!
dat BARF doesn't hab a CLUE! BOL!
PUPSES!!! I r goin' tu my bestest beech WITE NOW!! Fanks fur all da pawsum Canadian fwags an' way kewl stuffs yu hab beened sendin' tu my page! I fink I eben kno' whu yu r , 'nonymus wif 'nitials L.M :D
I r NOD goin' fwimmin'! I wepeet - I r NOD goin' fwimmin'! I r jus' goin' tu wewax an' junk, 'kay? An' ged DIRTY :D :D :D
Habby Canada Day tu all my fwiends neer an' far, in Canada an' in dose United States ob 'Merica!! Wuff yu ♥
HD and MJF, I'm with you, pools are fur being BY, not IN!
Zaidie, I hope you had fun at your beach and a furrific Canada Day!! Don't worry about posting Part 2. Look how long it took me to find Part 1!!!
*whispers* I wented fwimmin' bud it wuz *nod* my idea.
*yells* Bud I gedded D-I-R-T-Y an' dat wuz TOADAWYY my idea :D BOLBOLBOL!
Happy Canada Day Zaidie, you posted some great photos of your beach trip! I only have a little plastic paddling pool in my back garden that Mummy got me, not an olympic sized pool like you!
Z, we looked all over the place for the LG washin machine commercial too. We did see the LWD on their website but no commercial.
Ya gotta watch shows like Swamp Peepoles and Ice Road Truckers to catch the commercial.
jus' kiddin, we don't watch those shows.
I hope you can see the commercial though. You would love it!