~ Zaidie's Howse ob Haggis and Scotch ~

~ A Tail ob 2 Kitties ~ Part 2

June 25th 2012 10:30 am
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Nod dis day, bud yes'day, Momma, Dadda an' me, Zaidie, wented tu Gwampa's howse tu continue wif da sortin' ob Gwampa's stuff dat him cood nod take wif him when him wented tu Heaben in March. Up dere, when Gwamma sawed Gwampa fur da furst time in 3 1/2 yeers, hur pwobabwy said,"Allan, where's the new shirt we bought for you just before I died? Why are you still wearing that old thing? Look at that stain there!" BOLBOL :D

Anyway, nuffin tu 'citin' habbened dere yes'day, bud da wast time we wuz dere, it wuz bery akshun-packed. Wet me tell yu 'bout it...

Dadda wuz in Gwampa's howse, messin' 'wound. Momma an' me, Zaidie, wuz out on da fwont wawn, woungin' on a bwankie. Momma WEEELLY needed wewax dat day, so hur habbed hur iPod-pod an' sum magadines an', ob corse, I setted hur up wif a Bodka Dwip™. I wuz tied up tu my wongest tie-out. I fink it r twenny miles wong.

Anyfur, I wuffed bein' out dere, sniffin' an' watchin' an' pwotektin' Momma fwum all kindza bad stuffs. My tie out wuz hookded ontu da fwont door. Dadda sed,"Dis r nod gud." So Momma unhookded it. Den while hur wuz wookin' fur a bedder pwace tu hook it ontu, hur gedded distwacted, dwoppded it an' furgedded 'bout it. Hur camed ober tu da bwankie jus' as I weawized dere wuz a orange an' white KITTY unner da ZOTM™ ('Zaidie On the Town Mobile' fur dose ob yu whu r nu here) Gess whut habbened nexx!!!

Da kitty taked off, wunnin' fur hims wife cuz I gess him hab heered all 'bout me an' how tuff I r. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :O I counted tu elenbenty-seben tu gib him a hedstart an' den I wuz off wike a shot, WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND, chasin' dis interwoper whu wuz hidin' unner MY car! All ob a sudden, I feeled bery firsty, so I yellded,"Hey! Yu kitty! I r bery firsty. Wanna stop an' ged a dwink sumpwace??"

Da kitty yellded back,"Sure. I could do with a snack, too. How does that place over there look?"

"It wooks gud tu me. I r so firsty, I du nod eben care how many Michewin stars a pwace habs."

So intu dis 'dorable lil' cafe we wented. I habbed a pink wemonade wif a dubble shot ob Gwey Goose Bodkas. Da kitty habbed Wong Iswand Iced Tee an' we shared a wuffwy wemon sorbet which weelly hitted da spot. Den, as we argued ober whu wuz gonna pay da bill, I secwetwy swipped my munnee card outta my secwet pocket an' handed it tu Jean-Michel, da serber. Boila! Paided :D
Owtside da cafe a cwowd hab gafered, so I askded one ob da peeples tu say,"Weady, Set, Go!!" So him did an' off we wented, WUNNIN' WIKE DA WIND 'gain. Den da..."

"HunBun? Cood yu finish your story later? It's time for your bath."

"MOMMA! It r nod a stowy. It r weel. I chaseded da darn kitty all ober da pwace!"

"Zaidie, you chased him into his garage. Plus you had a fifteen foot tie-out dragging behind you. You weren't going far. Hey. Let's get the bath over with right now and then you can do whatever you want, within reason, before your Dadda gets home. Okay?"

"Shur, Momma. As wong as I du nod ged wet." :D

 
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 6:36 pm

"pink wemonade wif a dubble shot ob Gwey Goose Bodkas"
OMD - this sounds way better than kitty! So gentlemanly of you to pick up the tab"by". BOL
Barked by: Abby - Forever Loved (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 6:39 pm

Oh, that kitty has good taste with Long Island Iced Tea! Looking forward to more of this story!
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 6:50 pm

OMD!!! Or was it OMC!! BOL, BOL!!

Growlmy used to let me run like da wind with 2 long tie-outs clipped together, and I would chase ground hogs, rabbits, squirrels and sometimes a deer, until once I got away even with the long tie out to snag me back to her...but you never heared that tail, cause it was way long befur I was here in Dogsterland:)
But it are true, just ask them varmints!

Did you have a nice dry water bath??
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 6:51 pm

Zaidie, cat ala tea - sounds good to me!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 8:42 pm

::snicker:: Zaidie, your mommy is beginning to talk Zaidie-speak! I wonder why she nevfur seems to know what's really going on in your lives?
Barked by: Luna (Dogster Member)

June 25th 2012 at 9:13 pm

OMD Zaidie!! Dat sounded wike soooo much fun. I neber chased a cat befur. Unwess a possum counts. Momma says dey are sumtimes called pole cats.

I did ged out of da hous tudey. I sneeked wite out da door. Boy were momma mad. Hers can nod wun cause hers habe a bad knee so hers yelled for her neighbor. Dey were twying tu corner me so I pretended to gibe up an I wolled ober on my back so momma culd pick me up. Hers were mad at me. I twied tu tell her I sowwy bud it did nod help.

Yur wucky Zaidie, yur momma du nod ged mad at yu.
Barked by: HarleyDavidson THD, CGC (Dogster Member)

June 26th 2012 at 6:04 am

Sounds like you and Mr. Kitty Kat had a swell time Zaidie. Now that pink lemonade with Gray Goose sounds delicious!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

June 26th 2012 at 11:42 am

BOL, eberypup :D

Yes, HD, dat wemonade an' GG wuz XTWA tastee!!

OMD, Hershey! Yu r wite! Hur duz dat ALL DA TIME - gwocewy wists, e-mails...etc... :D

Wuna! Yu need stay in yur howse, sweet gurl! We want nuffin bad tu habben tu yu,'kay?? Gudness sakes!
Barked by: Mini Mischief (Dogster Member)

June 26th 2012 at 5:50 pm

Z-pup, we want to go for a drink wif you! Besides pickin up the tab like a true gentlepup, you know how to order!
Barked by: Huey (Dogster Member)

June 27th 2012 at 1:10 pm

Kitties are fun to chase! I get to do it all the time. It gives them exercise.
Barked by: ♥ Anya ♥ (Dogster Member)

June 28th 2012 at 11:17 am

Kitties are fun! Sometimes they don't know we want to be furiends!

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Zaidie


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