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09/22/12 How to grow stuffies

September 22nd 2012 10:31 pm
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Some of my pals have been wondering if Coco and I are going to grow stuffies on our New Mexico rancho but I had to inform everyone that I was unable to locate any stuffie seeds on the internet. Then my good pal Hershey said that he thought stuffies could only be grown by planting the old stuffies after they have been killed.

Anyhow, I did some more research on the subject and found the following:

How to grow stuffies – a complete guide for beginners by Duff Parby

Growing your own stuffies can be a wonderful hobby for those of you who have the adequate space and conditions necessary for stuffies to take root. One of the most important things necessary is the appropriate soil as stuffies are temperamental and will not sprout roots in anything but the red sand rock that is commonly found in various regions of New Mexico. This iron rich soil is the only known soil which can nourish and encourage NEW stuffies to produce off springs.

The trick is to plant a new stuffie in this magical soil and wait for the little stuffies to emerge in about 8 weeks. Each new stuffie can usually produce 2 or 5 stuffies per cycle. Ideally one should plant the stuffies in the spring as the temperatures are more suitable for good results. However those of you who desire year round crops of stuffies might want to consider using green houses that have been set up with containers of the New Mexico red sand rock soil.

Anyhow pups, that’s the scoop on growing stuffies. I have lots of red sand rock soil available for a mire $3.99 per gallon, plus $5.99 for shipping and handling (international clients please email me for the appropriate shipping and handling charges).

Also, for those of you who do not have a green thumb or the magical red sand rock soil from New Mexico, I would be happy to grow stuffies for you. Just send your NEW stuffie to me and I will plant it and when the off springs are ready, I will keep one for services rendered and send the rest back to you for your enjoyment. You’re only money charge will be for the appropriate shipping and handling necessary to get the stuffies back to you. These charges will be figured out once I see how many off springs the new stuffie had and what size box they will all fit into.

In the event that the NEW stuffie fails to produce off springs I will communicate the failure to you via Email and if you desire to have the defective stuffie back, I will do so promptly when I received the appropriate shipping and handling charges from you. However, my recommendation regarding stuffies that fail to produce off springs is to just let it stay here and I will make sure it has a proper burial when I am done playing with it – BOL, BOL

Puff Darby

 
Barked by: ☕ Finley ☕ (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 1:34 am

What the fur? Part with my TOYS??????????

I think I smells a toy-snitchin' scam......hmmmmmmmm.........
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 4:31 am

Hmmm, are you listed with the Better Business Bureau?

Bol!
Barked by: Ebony Ursula (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 8:01 am

Having beened robbed once, Ebony Ursula are not fool Puffy!!!! I's smell a creeping scam heres!
Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 8:12 am

Puffie, this isn't just a way for you to grab some extra stuffies for yourself, is it? If so, you are one smart dog!LOL
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 9:40 am

BOL BOL BOL!! Puff, you're a GENIUS!!!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 2:40 pm

Puffy - Mom brought me home a brand new stuffie that has no stuffing in it!! I think it might be anorexic or something.

How many stuffies can Puffy grow with a stuffingless stuffie sent collect? BOL
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 7:03 pm

I am SHOCKED that MY pals would think I am trying to scam them. It's not my fault the only place with the red sand rock soil that stuffies like just happens to be on the property that the humans purchased in New Mexico. I'm only trying to help you have more stuffies. Imagine getting a new stuffie that you really love: you play with it until it dies and then you discover you can no longer purchase that same stuffie again because it has been discontinued. Allowing me to grow stuffies for you would end such situations.

Zoe - I am listed with the BBB - Better Barking Bureau.

And Misty even the so called "stuffless" stuffies have some stuffing in their little heads so those too can be successfully grown at my New Mexico Rancho.

Anyone wanting to send me their NEW stuffies please paw mail me and I will give you my New Mexico address.
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

September 23rd 2012 at 7:17 pm

Well, I gess dat r why my own cwop ob stuffies neber eben standed a chance. Da dirt here r bwown, nod wed an, awas, I hab no fumbs, gween or uberwise :(
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 4:22 am

I don't have a chance here either Zaidie!!
Barked by: BUTTERCUP * Moms Angel Girl * (Dogster Member)

September 24th 2012 at 12:14 pm

HAHAHAHAHA.. PUFFY YOU ARE A GENIOUS ! GREAT IDEA !
Barked by: Coltrane (Dogster Member)

September 28th 2012 at 2:35 am

Best diary entry EVAR!! :D

 

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