February 17th 2012 9:02 pm
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Today I decided to snoop in momma purse to see if there was anything interesting in it. I figured she always takes it with her when she leaves so surely there must be something valuable or eatable in it. This is what I found:
1 EZ Quilting case that has two needles, a thread guide and one safety pin, but no sewing thread.
1 comb which momma apparently has an aversion to using since her hair is usually a mess.
1 high power bear whistle – I don’t know why momma wants to call a bear.
1 empty package of hearing aid batteries – I hope momma doesn’t need a battery soon.
1 roll of plastic poop bags – I thought all humans went potty sitting on the white throne.
1 bottle of Gummie D-3 vitamins that looked pretty yummy to me.
1 large green Christmas tree bulb – I have no explanation for this.
4 single sterile Thera tears Lubricant Eye drops
1 bottle of Soothe XP eye drops
1 bottle of Aleve
1 container of Oral-B dental floss
1 tube of Neosporin + Pain ointment
6 individual wrapped Pepto Bismo tablets
2 nail files
1 container of Aveeno Intense Relief hand cream
1 container of Hagen diarrhea aid for dogs
5 ink pens
1 flea comb
1 tape measure
1 check book
1 coin purse
2 strips of frabic
All of this but not one dog treat or stuffie!!!!
Sounds more interestin' than whut my Momma has in hers... it looks like a Vera Bradley factory threw up in there!
a VB wallet (w/checkbook)
an Ipod in a VB case,
a VB bag for makeup ( with makeup in it, thank Goodness!!)
some hand sanitizer
3 packages of gum
an Iphone in a VB case
a bag with pens in it
a tape measure (whut is our Mommas measurin' anyway?)
a VB tiny notebook
a VB zip ID case with her store cards in it and the tiny ones on the key chain attached
a lighted magnifier (is my Momma's close-up vision starting to go, too?)
a VB sunglasses case with her sunglasses and spare pair of glasses in it
a big VB coin purse and a tiny one, too
a tin of cinnamon mints from Cracker Barrel
an empty VB pencil bag she puts the faceplate of her car stereo in when she removes it
a ceramic pocket piece and a Zuni carved frog fetish she carries for luck
With all the Vera Bradley stuff in there, and it all in a VB purse, no wonder they greets her like Norm on Cheers whenever she walks in the door at the local VB store-- BOL!!
I did find something tasty in there tonight-- I bounced a piece of pizza crust off my nose and it ricocheted right into her open tote... and I snagged it out of there quick. YUMMY!!
You are lucky! Mom doesn't let me near her Coach or Dooney & Bourke. But I keep trying......
Momma has a lighted magnifier too but I didn't count it because she carries that in her wallet.
She also has 3 VB cell phone cases that she uses depending on which purse she is using. Another VB item momma has is a backpack.
Ever since the time I pooped in momma's Isabella Rossellini handbag momma usually doesn't allow me any place close to her purses but she was changing purses so I was "helping" her - BOL, BOL
You pooped in your Momma's purse!! Oh, Puffy!! BOL! BOL!
I bet your Momma wasn't pleased at all!!
Finley, it was an accident. Momma was carrying me into the dreaded vet's office and I got scared. I started shaking and well you know how I get when I get scared...everything came out all over momma and down into her open designer purse. Momma had to drive home with poop all over her and when she got home she emptied out her leather purse and ran it through the washing machine. It lost some of it's color but at least it doesn't smell like poop - BOL, BOL
I's never pooped in a purse! Momma's purse usually looks like a Vera Bradley factory sploded too and don't have nothing good in it. I like snoopin; in her purse and sometimes I sleeps on it too.
Okay, since we are discussing purses, I have snooped in Mommy's many times, and Mommy does not carry a designer purse. Her purse is from Walmart, and I think she paid $12. for it, and she was annoyed that she didn't get two of the Tinker Bell purses she carried for 3 years that cost less than $5.00 on clearance--she only bought 1. As you might guess, Mommy does not generally care about designers. Her purse is made out of blue jean denim because it is durable, and Mommy really doesn't care much about what her purse looks like because she mostly takes it shopping with her. It has her wallet, a makeup case filled with papers because Mommy seldom wears make-up. She said that make-up won't work miracles so why bother? She does have one lipstick and one chapstick. She has bubble gum, a checkbook, a hairbrush, a manicure kit, some coupons for fast food, hand sanitizer, her cell phone, a first aid kit which by now, mostly has band-aids, and kleenex. She also has a bunch of change in the bottom of the purse which she takes to Coinstar about once a month and exchanges for an Amazon coupon. As you can see, there isn't much of interest in Mommy's purse except when she goes out for Chinese food. She puts the fortune cookies in her purse for us, and we both LOVE fortune cookies.
OMD!Puff,Ayna,Whitley,Finley,Demon Bandit: we are discussing purses..... Well, I thought only Grandma carried a TON of stuff in her purse??? Guess not! The larger the purse the more she crams into it. I DO KNOW, WHENEVER HER PURSE IS OUT OF ITS SAFE PLACE.....SHE IS GOING SOMEWHERE SOON...sigh,I hate that!
Well, here is what I found in her Big Bag....It's a Nicole,whatever that means? She bought it because it has lots of pockets,tons of room and was silver. A nice color change...
She was feeling adventurous.....Something not brown,beige,
Sh e has:
brag book of the grandkids
extra pair of reading glasses for GRANDPA
glasses and case for Gma
sunglasses and case for Gma
A cosmetic bag filled with: toothbrush,paste,floss,lipstick,lotion,wipes 4 hands,glass cleaning stuff,her medicines,banaids,breath mints,nail file,
clippers,tweezers,safety pin,little portable sewing kit.
a zipper bag filled with CANDY
a zipper bag with trail mix
extra set of keys for the house and car
smokes and a lighter
TUMS just in case someone needs them
Just before she goes out the door... A big bottle of WATER!
AND WHAT IS THIS???????????????? YES, YES, YES.............
A little bag of mini bones and kibbles for me!
Well, at least I hope, they are mine???????
Is Gma seeing another Fur on the Side?????
The BIGGER the BAG the MORE, they CRAM in there....She says, everytime she downsizes.... She needs what she left at home????
Whatever, Grandma! Just keep the trail mix, the fur bag of stuff and the water.... Then, if I'm along, we are FINE!
Maybe the phone, to Call for Help...Too Many Strange Humans out there....
Gma said, do consider she lives in the Boonies...The car is also packed with all the stuff for survival, if something goes wrong.......What's in your car trunk?????????hugs,Mazy
Yu pupses r nod gonna bewiebe dis, bud eberytime Momma uses a bag, hur wemoves all da items in it and puts dem in dere pwoper place in hur wardwobe fing.
Den if hur r goin' out, hur 'cides which bag hur r gonna use an' den fills it wif all hur stuffs - none ob which r tweets fur me :(
ZAIDIE-WHAT NO TREATS FOR YOU IN THE PURSE? HAS TO BE A CRIME?????????? TELL MOM TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM....KISSES,MAZY
My mom's purse is very boring!
In it she has:
- an Epi-Pen
- sunglass case
- hand sanitizer
- lot of Kleenex
- a few granules of softener salt (don't ask)
and that is about it!
PUFF!! ... WHAT NO GOODIES IN THAT PURSE.. MY MOM SEZ , SHES TRAVELING WITH YOUR MOM BECAUSE SHE HAS EVERYTHING IN HER PURSE.. MY MOM HAS HER WALLET AND CELL PHONE THATS IT ... NOT EVEN A COMB !LOL !