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02/17/12 Have you snooped in your momma's purse?February 17th 2012 9:02 pm[ View A Comments (13) ]
Hi pals,
Sounds more interestin' than whut my Momma has in hers... it looks like a Vera Bradley factory threw up in there! She's got: a VB wallet (w/checkbook) an Ipod in a VB case, a VB bag for makeup ( with makeup in it, thank Goodness!!) some hand sanitizer 3 packages of gum a flashlight keys an Iphone in a VB case a bag with pens in it a tape measure (whut is our Mommas measurin' anyway?) a VB tiny notebook a VB zip ID case with her store cards in it and the tiny ones on the key chain attached a lighted magnifier (is my Momma's close-up vision starting to go, too?) a VB sunglasses case with her sunglasses and spare pair of glasses in it a big VB coin purse and a tiny one, too a hairbrush a tin of cinnamon mints from Cracker Barrel an empty VB pencil bag she puts the faceplate of her car stereo in when she removes it a ceramic pocket piece and a Zuni carved frog fetish she carries for luck With all the Vera Bradley stuff in there, and it all in a VB purse, no wonder they greets her like Norm on Cheers whenever she walks in the door at the local VB store-- BOL!! I did find something tasty in there tonight-- I bounced a piece of pizza crust off my nose and it ricocheted right into her open tote... and I snagged it out of there quick. YUMMY!! You are lucky! Mom doesn't let me near her Coach or Dooney & Bourke. But I keep trying...... ~ Finley, Momma has a lighted magnifier too but I didn't count it because she carries that in her wallet. She also has 3 VB cell phone cases that she uses depending on which purse she is using. Another VB item momma has is a backpack. Anya, Ever since the time I pooped in momma's Isabella Rossellini handbag momma usually doesn't allow me any place close to her purses but she was changing purses so I was "helping" her - BOL, BOL You pooped in your Momma's purse!! Oh, Puffy!! BOL! BOL! I bet your Momma wasn't pleased at all!! Finley, it was an accident. Momma was carrying me into the dreaded vet's office and I got scared. I started shaking and well you know how I get when I get scared...everything came out all over momma and down into her open designer purse. Momma had to drive home with poop all over her and when she got home she emptied out her leather purse and ran it through the washing machine. It lost some of it's color but at least it doesn't smell like poop - BOL, BOL I's never pooped in a purse! Momma's purse usually looks like a Vera Bradley factory sploded too and don't have nothing good in it. I like snoopin; in her purse and sometimes I sleeps on it too. Okay, since we are discussing purses, I have snooped in Mommy's many times, and Mommy does not carry a designer purse. Her purse is from Walmart, and I think she paid $12. for it, and she was annoyed that she didn't get two of the Tinker Bell purses she carried for 3 years that cost less than $5.00 on clearance--she only bought 1. As you might guess, Mommy does not generally care about designers. Her purse is made out of blue jean denim because it is durable, and Mommy really doesn't care much about what her purse looks like because she mostly takes it shopping with her. It has her wallet, a makeup case filled with papers because Mommy seldom wears make-up. She said that make-up won't work miracles so why bother? She does have one lipstick and one chapstick. She has bubble gum, a checkbook, a hairbrush, a manicure kit, some coupons for fast food, hand sanitizer, her cell phone, a first aid kit which by now, mostly has band-aids, and kleenex. She also has a bunch of change in the bottom of the purse which she takes to Coinstar about once a month and exchanges for an Amazon coupon. As you can see, there isn't much of interest in Mommy's purse except when she goes out for Chinese food. She puts the fortune cookies in her purse for us, and we both LOVE fortune cookies. OMD!Puff,Ayna,Whitley,Finley,Demon Bandit: we are discussing purses..... Well, I thought only Grandma carried a TON of stuff in her purse??? Guess not! The larger the purse the more she crams into it. I DO KNOW, WHENEVER HER PURSE IS OUT OF ITS SAFE PLACE.....SHE IS GOING SOMEWHERE SOON...sigh,I hate that! Well, here is what I found in her Big Bag....It's a Nicole,whatever that means? She bought it because it has lots of pockets,tons of room and was silver. A nice color change... She was feeling adventurous.....Something not brown,beige, black,burgundy,tan,cream........ Sh e has: wallet checkbook brag book of the grandkids paper several pens extra pair of reading glasses for GRANDPA glasses and case for Gma sunglasses and case for Gma tissues A cosmetic bag filled with: toothbrush,paste,floss,lipstick,lotion,wipes 4 hands,glass cleaning stuff,her medicines,banaids,breath mints,nail file, clippers,tweezers,safety pin,little portable sewing kit. a zipper bag filled with CANDY a zipper bag with trail mix extra set of keys for the house and car cell phone chewing gum smokes and a lighter cloth hankies TUMS just in case someone needs them Flashlight Gloves Just before she goes out the door... A big bottle of WATER! AND WHAT IS THIS???????????????? YES, YES, YES............. A little bag of mini bones and kibbles for me! Well, at least I hope, they are mine??????? Is Gma seeing another Fur on the Side????? The BIGGER the BAG the MORE, they CRAM in there....She says, everytime she downsizes.... She needs what she left at home???? Whatever, Grandma! Just keep the trail mix, the fur bag of stuff and the water.... Then, if I'm along, we are FINE! Maybe the phone, to Call for Help...Too Many Strange Humans out there.... Gma said, do consider she lives in the Boonies...The car is also packed with all the stuff for survival, if something goes wrong.......What's in your car trunk?????????hugs,Mazy Yu pupses r nod gonna bewiebe dis, bud eberytime Momma uses a bag, hur wemoves all da items in it and puts dem in dere pwoper place in hur wardwobe fing. Den if hur r goin' out, hur 'cides which bag hur r gonna use an' den fills it wif all hur stuffs - none ob which r tweets fur me :( ZAIDIE-WHAT NO TREATS FOR YOU IN THE PURSE? HAS TO BE A CRIME?????????? TELL MOM TO GET WITH THE PROGRAM....KISSES,MAZY My mom's purse is very boring! In it she has: - an Epi-Pen - Benedryl - wallet - sunglass case - hand sanitizer - lot of Kleenex - milkbones - a few granules of softener salt (don't ask) and that is about it! Very Boring! PUFF!! ... WHAT NO GOODIES IN THAT PURSE.. MY MOM SEZ , SHES TRAVELING WITH YOUR MOM BECAUSE SHE HAS EVERYTHING IN HER PURSE.. MY MOM HAS HER WALLET AND CELL PHONE THATS IT ... NOT EVEN A COMB !LOL ! |
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February 17th 2012 at 9:18 pm