March 18th 2011 6:20 pm
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Tonight I was outside and momma was in the kitchen and she happened to look up and saw me rolling around on our hill. I heard her clearly say "PUFFY NOOOOOOO" but it was too late. Yes that's right I had found another fresh pile of poop and was busy coating myself with the wonderful aroma. I was in a state of nirvana totally enjoying myself as I became one with nature.
When I heard momma I stopped what I was doing and happily came down off the hill and went to the back door with a huge smile of my face. Momma opened the sliding door and promptly shut it again without letting me come inside. She told daddy NOT to let me in because I had poop all over myself. I had it on my face, chest and side. Needless to say she ran another tub of water and when she opened the door the second time she grabbed me, carried me into the bathroom and rudely plopped me into the tub and began soaping me down.
You would think the humans would get the message that I like the poop smell, I think it’s time that they respect my desires and let me choose my own sent.
Anyhow, I am once again white and smelling like a coconut – yuck!
Humans just don't unnerstand Puff!
Oh Puffy. As much as poo cosmetics are the trend for the wild dogs in us, if you want to stay out of water or sleep in their beds (humans), some things need to be civilized.
Now duck or goose poop on the waters edge is fare game. Roll away baby ~ Roll away!
I haven't had the pleasure of doing this yet. I wonder...... maybe if I get out, I could find some too!
Ceeley & Misty are right. Peeples don' unnerstands us pups but if you wanna be 'lowed ina house you can' rolls ina poops or yer gonna getsa baff. Its'a price we pays fur havin mama's an daddy's an good foods an warm beddies.
PUFFY .. YOU ARE TOO FUNNY .. I'M SURE MOM DOESN'T THINK SO .. WHATS WITH ROLLING IN DA POOPY STUFF.. LOL !
Puffy!! You're hilarious. :D Bet you look so cute & smell so good...mMmm coconut Puff.