September 4th 2010 4:31 pm
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Bright and early this morning momma had an appointment to take Coco Rose to the groomers. Momma knows if she leaves me by myself at home I panic and pee on the carpet so since daddy was still sleeping she decided to take me along for the ride. When we got to the groomers she took Coco out of her car seat and left me in the front seat of the Cruiser (it was a little before seven in the morning so it wasn't hot yet). Anyhow momma went inside with Coco and I panicked because I thought I was being left alone forever so I did what I seem to know best...I pooped all over the passenger car seat and then proceeded to walk and roll in it. I waited for momma and Coco to come back and when they didn't I waddled over to the driver's seat and pooped on that one too. Of course I also had to walk and roll in that pile also and for good measure I smeared it on the back of both car seats and on the doors and windows. When momma came back to the car and opened the door she immediately saw what I had been up to.
Momma couldn't sit down in the car because there was poop all over both seats. She found a rag and picked up the larger piles and threw the rags out in a trash can close by. The groomer came outside and gave momma some pre-wet baby wipes so she could clean both me and the car seat off.
After momma got me sort of cleaned off she had no choice but to put me in Coco’s private car seat for the ride home because I still had poop all over me. Of course I had a thing or two to say about this because as we were driving the 8 blocks home I hopped out of Coco’s car seat and proceeded to walk around on the back car seat – BOL.
When we got home daddy was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper and momma told him what I had done and that she had to go outside and try to clean the seats up better and that I needed an immediate bath. Daddy laughed and laughed and told momma she should have known better than to leave me by myself. He stopped laughing when I peed on the carpet. I really can’t explain why I needed to pee on the carpet but at the time it just seemed like the thing to do.
Momma was not happy when she saw my latest expression of anxiety. She picked my soiled self up and plopped me into the tub and proceeded to scrub me down real good. This was followed with a thorough rinsing and blow dry. Afterwards I should point out she got out the carpet cleaner and shampooed the carpet.
When the groomers called and told momma that Coco was ready she left me with daddy when she went to get her. When they got home all momma could do was complain that her car still smelled like poop. She said she was going to have to go clean the seats again and spray some stuff in the car to get rid of the poop smell.
We love you!
Dixie and Burt
Oh, Puffy! How can that much poop come out of little bitty you!?
We can just imagine the stinky
car with the poopy seats!
I love you too Dixie and Burt!
Ella - When I get upset you'd be surprised at how much poop and pee I have: Momma sure was - BOL
LuLu - All I can say is that momma knew better than to leave me alone. She was lucky I didn't start ripping her car seats.
Cooper - Momma cleaned the car seats three times yesterday and she is still complaining the car smells like poop. She did put a new lavender smelly thing in her car so now it smells like poopy lavender - BOL
OH NO PUFF... MAYBE MOM CAN GET A CARRYING POUCH FOR YOU SO YOU WILL NEVER BE LEFT ALONE IN THE CAR ! .. DAT WAS A BIG OOOPS !LOL !
Buttercupi, Me NOT sorry. Momma should have taken me into the groomers with her and Coco. She knows I have really bad separation anxiety. All I can say is that being in the car alone scared the crap out of me - BOL.
It's not like I ruined her car seats as they are leather so they cleaned up pretty good. Momma told daddy that when she opened the car door and saw the poop all over the seats, doors and windows the first thought was to take a picture but she didn't have her camera with her. She also considered sitting down in the poop to drive the car home so she could get her camera but I was walking all over it and making the mess even worse so she had to clean it up somewhat. She had to clean it up somewhat along with me.
I bet the groomer was relieved that momma did not hand me over to her to wash as I was on stinky pooped covered dog - BOL