Puff the wonderful

Crate

January 4th 2010 8:50 pm
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There has been a real testing of wills regarding where I will sleep at night. I want to sleep on the daybed with my momma. There is nothing better than parking my cute little behind right next to my mommas tummy. I nod off real quick and start to dream of wonderful things. However momma does not agree with this as she says I hog up the daybed so she has been trying to get me to sleep in the crate she bought for me. Quite frankly it is a very nice crate as it is large and I have a nice mattress in there along with a doggy heating pad to keep me nice and toasty.

Anyhoodle, I have had enough of the crate stuff so I have learned how to get the zipper to open thus allowing me to escape and go sleep next to my momma. Usually when I do this momma is too tired to put me back into the crate so I sleep with her the rest of the night. However the last time I did this, she got up and put me back into the crate and made certain the flap was correctly zipped. When I couldn't get the zipper down I did the next best thing I could think of and that was destroy the nylon material that was surrounding the zipper. Yup, ole Puff ripped the front of the crate to shreads and then escaped for the second time and climbed up on the daybed and went to sleep with momma.

Needless to say momma was surprised to find me on the daybed in the morning and when she looked at the crate she saw I had damaged it beyond repair so she threw it away - YIPPEE, I won, or so I thought.

The celibration did not last as the very next night I was put into a smaller plastic crate that I have not figured out how to escape from, yet. When I'm in the small crate I bark and bark until someone comes and takes me out of the crate.

Daddy took me to the big bed with him and I was happy. Everything was going really well until I passed some gas and now I daddy doesn't want to share his bed with me anymore - can you believe it?

I am back to sleeping in the cold, hard plastic crate barking my fool head off.

Puff

 
Barked by: Ella (Dogster Member)

January 5th 2010 at 11:02 am

Awwww, Puff!!! Don't your peeps know that it is futile to keep you away from beds and humans?! They will learn... :o)
Barked by: Biscotte (Dogster Member)

January 5th 2010 at 2:15 pm

You are just a little doggie. Sure their's some place in the big bed for you ! If you smell like roten eggs when you have some gaz...Hummmm....I can understand that your daddy is not interested to have you with him. BOL Is there some place for a bigger bed in the room of the day bed ? Just trying to help ! :o)

 

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