November 3rd 2009 3:59 am
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So here I was the day after I got a bath enjoying myself out in the yard when I got tired and wanted back inside the house...
Puff standing outside the sliding glass door- momma can I come back inside?
Momma - Okay Puff, Coco come back in the house now. Puff did you do your business while you were outside?
Puff - Smiling and dancing around momma's feet. Yes momma I'm ready for a nice nap now.
Momma bends down and picks ups Puff and starts to snuggle with him but stops...
Momma - what's that smell????
Puff - I don't smell anything.
Momma sniffs Puff's face and definetly smells poop. OMG Puff have you been sick again?
Puff smiling in mommas face but gives no answer.
Momma feel Puff's nose to see if it is hot - no, nice and cool.
Momma turns Puff around and checks his behind - all clean.
Momma sits Puff down on the big bed and it was then that momma noticed Puff had poop smeared throughout his hair on his back. The little fellow had been outside rolling around in it!!!
Momma quickly picks Puff back up goes into the bathroom and sets hin down in the tub - Yup, Puff got another bath.
Poor Puff... I hate baths too!!!
That momma of yours is gonna wash all your hair off!
Um, at the risk of sounding mature and logical, maybe you shouldn't roll in poop if you don't want to get a bath?
Just a thought...
Josh the strangely logical dog