Puff the wonderful

Animal communicator

October 3rd 2009 10:49 pm
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So today was the day...

I got a bath.

My hair was combed and powdered.

Momma put my harness on and took me out to the car.

We stopped at Petco because momma was going to have my nails trimmed but they wouldn't do them because momma did not have a rabis certification with her.

We got back into the car and then headed to the appointment with the animal communicator.

We got to the destination, got out of the car and walked into the store.
A women greeted us and asked if we were there to see her (what she doesn't know already?)

Momma - Yes, we are here to see the animal communicator.

Lady - That is me, please come back here.

Lady - And who is this and how old is he?

Momma - This is Puff and he is almost 6.

yada, yada, yada.....

There was nothing earth shattering disclosed, like the time I peed on the daybed or the many times I hump Coco Rose. NOTHING!!!!

She asked questions and then gave safe answers. She said that I had been with a frail women who could not take care of me and used a walker because of her bad knees (kind of sounds like my momma now but without the walker - BOL)

She said I had been an only dog (nope, I had a Yorkie sister).

She said I like to have baths and to be pampered (I'm a good little doggie and when the human picks me up and puts me in the bathtub there is little I can do to fight it, it's not like I can climb out of the tube you know)

I'll save you from having to hear the rest as it is really boring and doesn't actually tell you anything regarding my eariler beginnings. All I can say is the trip wasn't a total loss because momma bought me a pair of PJ while we were there so this coming winter I will be nice and cozy when I visit my pal Josh and his Alpaca herd in the snowy mountains. The only thing left to get for the trip are some bunny slippers to keep my feet warm - BOL

Puff

 
Barked by: Bukka and Josh, our barn dogs (Dogster Member)

October 4th 2009 at 8:45 am

Don't forget some snow booties for running around at night!

I don't need to go to a "communicator" because I'm so obvious:

Feed me
Pet me
Feed me more
Pet me more
Don't feed Bukka
Don't pet Bukka

Josh, looking forward to your visit

 

Puff


 

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