December 7th 2013 8:03 am
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Mom weighed me this morning and I was 23.6. OMD! My goal was 23 because Mom says that's what I was when Mom and I hooked up.
In honor of this stupendous achievement, Mom is letting me go naked all weekend as long as she's at home. I love being naked.
Why you ask.
1. I can sneak up on my brother.
2. Mom gives me lots of back and neck rubs.
3. I have a beautiful body - would you like me to hold it against you? And while I'm there you can give me another back massage.
So another bone chilling day and we are hanging out with Mom for a 3 day weekend. Does life get any better than this?
Mom is hoping it gets a little warmer this afternoon. She needs to get food and most importantly dog food. So I guess we'll let her leave us for a bit and we can catch up on our beauty sleep.
Stay warm my friends.
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