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October 3rd 2008 6:24 pm
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Oh. So everyone with me? Okay. So miss mom lady went out to feed us, some water in the giantic green bowl tied to the fence so we wouldn't drag it around and spill it and all that stuff.

Went back in, and called Lady out of her hole to sweet talk her and stuff. And then I stole her hole. HA! BOY was she mad. And so was miss mom lady.

THEN I really got in trouble. Of course I was stupid enough to fall for her sweet talking me later on in the day and came outta the hole. Lady stole it back. THEN she also stole my BONES.

How DARE she?!!?! MY bones. NOT hers that she stole back. MY bones! Oh, and then she stole Screech's too. He's the ALPHA, man. He's the ALPHA!! He usually steals OUR bones and OUR food! But no. Lady took over!! WOW.

(wasn't THAT the apocalypse!) So the next day me and Lady got into a hard fight. (people, this is a REAL entry. not a fake one, this isn't a story I just made up) And Screech, being the savior, actually RAN into both of us to break us up..

Wow! Were we mad at him. Then of course we got more bones to make up for it, and to be even with Lady.

But then, here's the ultimate part. She stole MY hole! Well I guess I deserved it, but.. she stole MY hole, and MY bones!

I just stole her hole! BIG DEAL. She could have ran and laid down in the shade or just lay in mine TEMPORARILY but no.

She HAD to steal mine. So fine. I stood up between the boards that she dug her hole under, and just 'guarded' her. Till she woke up. Then I went to sleep.

Yay for me!

Licks n Jumps




October 9th 2008 4:36 pm
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Thank you everyone for picking me as diary of the day! I didn't know!! Thank you alot.. Thank you.. Thank you SO much!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so excited I got chosen for diary of the day!



YAY! Brightness of the day has RETURNED!!!

October 11th 2008 9:34 am
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WOO! The total brightness of the day has returned! It was looking real gloomy. I've always wondered, why do clouds move? Does someone in the sky push 'em? Ouch!!! Ray of light RIGHT in the face! Ow! Blinded!!

Gotta go!!


Did you see my page?

October 13th 2008 2:56 pm
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OMD! I'm so lucky to have this boo-ee-tee-ful page!!! Did you see the objects that go right and then the objects that go down?? And the nice background with colored paws, white and it even INCLUDES the inner space?? WOOO!!!


Mom Lady's Craziness

October 16th 2008 11:59 pm
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Mom Lady's Craziness is overwhelming!! Nice thought: she thought she could connect a tarp to the side of the fence to block some of the wind. VERY nice thought! We were all contemplating it tonight, Screech was looking at me like we were CRAZY.... I really dunno what mom lady was thinking.
It was a nice thought, Mom Lady, and thanks for caring for us. But...WHAT THE DOG WAS THAT?!?!?
Well, I guess wind comes from the side sometimes, but it could come from above!! It just COULD!!!
Since Daddy spoils us as much as other daddy and two mommie ladies do, he's bringing the white igloo houselike object up so we can hide in it when it snows.
It's a REAL comfy little dog house. It looks like an igloo and it's white, I like removing the bottom though, and laying in the dirt!
It was actually made for Lady. Well, I dunno. Maybe he meant it for all of us. Lady thinks it's just for her, though! She used that when she was outside and had to be separated from us so we didn't jump on her. She got fixed and had to be separated from us for a few days. Boo!!

Oo, gotta go howl with the coyotes! Bye!!



The Unleash of My Life: Series One

October 18th 2008 11:20 pm
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My mommy says I arrroooo, arrrrooooo with the coyote too much. She also says I'm 'bad' at howling? What is 'bad'??? I just don't understand these silly hoomen words!!!

I'm known for arroooo, arroooing!! Wif my furdad and furmom!!!

Okay, back to the juicy news!! Umm, I shall unleash the wonderful, doggerific life of.. ME!! And my insanity...

Well, there was once, a doggy (my furmom! BOL) who was going to get fixed sometime soon, and then she got unexpectedly pregnant. My humom watched over her and when dawn hit, she checked on her. All was well--- a runt, and another one who looked JUST like me when I was a baby. Another day passed and my furlings passed away. (I'm a miracle!! Arf arf!!!!) My humom, on that day, let my furmom lay in the laundry room and take care of me on a big, nice soft blanket. Checking in every hour or so. It turned out that, I was going to live and grow into a big, strong miss Dotty. And I did! An insane one, at that!! My humom says she's going to take me in to get fixed soon, because I'm growing pretty fast and she doesn't wanna have more doggies!! (Even though she wants to, she knows she cant) and my furmom ended up trying to drag along a little human on the road when she was naughty and got out (oops!!!) and they took her to the pound for TEN days.. Apparently, my humom cried for 3 days!!! At the time she was at the bound, she got a microchip, rabies shot, and got fixed. She was VERY calm and she got to lay in the laundry room for a few days, then she got tied on a long chain outside separated from us to be 'lone so we couldn't jump on her and such. 7 days passed and she FINALLY got to come back in my pen and we were having a blast!! She was so calm, and to this day she still is---calmer than Screech and I!!

And there it is- the beautiful story series of my lovely past.

Well, see you all- thanks for reading my great story--- gotta go pounce on Lady and steal her food! Or try to... Hmmm...



Tagged by Doodle

November 5th 2008 6:07 pm
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Tagged by my furiend Doodle!

Rules: Tag your furiends too, post 7 fun facts about yourself.. (make sure that you message, or send your furiends a rosette letting them know that they have been tagged!
I'm tagging, Jelly, Merrybelle, Oscar, and Sadie Lickins

7 random fun facts about myself..hmmmm...
1): I'm part coyote
2): I'm insane and a bit mean, but who cares - my momma still loves me!
3): I'm my furless brother's insane angel pup girl....
4): I HATE PICKING UP THINGS... Seriously, whenever my mom gives me a bone, I don't pick it up...
5): I'm a little fur-girl in a big fur-girl's body..
6): I'm insane, and I don't let my pawrents pet me
7): I like to lick people's hands... c:


My Pawsome Page

November 7th 2008 11:51 pm
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My pawsome page, isn't it so pawsome? I especially love my falling bones. It makes me hungry whenever I look at it. Like when I was looking at it before I got this entry release opened, I had to take a bite of my kibbles. No.. not my kibbles. Something else. Good food. Anyway, I love the colorful paws on the background. And mom lady says since I'm so crazy she put up crazy colors for the fonts - orange and green.

We'd all like to tank for these pawsome ideas. That is all how we doggies got our little do-ons, like the inner background and then the font colors and different fonts and and.. evfurrything. Thanks so much evfurryfur from for making these pawsome stuff.

Yay yay, I hail! I repeated this site three times so you should go check it out for pawsome do-ons.

Love evfurryfur, but now I gotta go eat - I'm pretty skinny and I gotta get my eats, so.. bye!

Snuggles and Barks,
The Insane Barker, of the Barker group.. Screech is the Devil Barker and lady is the Angel Barker.. teehee...


Posing Purdy

November 9th 2008 1:13 am
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I'll be posin' purdy (or momma finks... hahaha) fur da cammie in da mornz. Ma momma be takin' lotsa piccies of us ta' put on our pagez.

Anyway, maybe we'll be gettin' treetz 'n 'sum burritos or somfin' fur posin' purdy. 'ai won', bu' I know da odders will. 'cuz Lady is da queen an' Screechy luvs to pose purdy 'n he handsome. BOL.

By da wai, I be fankin' fur sum' wonnerful page do-ons 'n stuffs! Bye, fur now!

Snuggls 'n Bawks,
from, Dotty da Insane Pup Bawker


I've Experienced Something...

November 12th 2008 3:59 pm
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Pawing wuv furward. All fanks to P*I*F group. I discovfured somefing dat I wouldn't else discovfur. Wuv. Lots and lots of wuv. Again, all fanks to the P*I*F group. Me and my fur mom and furless mommie lady have discovfured FAITH in awot of fings.. Fank you so much P*I*F.

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