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Obedience class

Well, well, well....

So, it's been a couple years since I sat down and pondered my existence. Few things have changed. Those assh*les that lived down the hallway and attacked me are out of the building. It changed my demeanor but I am still a good dog all in all. Just extremely protective and on edge at home. :( My dad moved out but my mom didn't seem to skip a beat. Fine with me, I get alllll her attention now. My lil brother Mijo went onto guinea pig heaven so it's just the two of us. Aside, from that, things are great. I am going to the park regularly and I have been to the beach with neighborhood friends lately. My grandma got a puppy and I was extremely tolerant of her. She constantly chewed on my neck and face and licked me obsessively but I just laid there and took it for a good hour. Finally the pink monkeys stepped in and took the little sh*t away so I could catch a break. That's it for now. Life is good.

I'm turning another year older.....(sigh)

Man, it's been awhile since I wrote in this thing. Let's see, what has changed in my life...? Thank Dog those "training classes " are over. I think my humans learned a thing or two. I still haven't figured out why I had to go, but hey, it got me out of the house. I have made friends in our building and my social life has picked up. My humans had some woman come over who's purpose was to take me out on the days while they were at something called "work". Uh, no, she had to go. I wasn't at all happy with her and she sure as Pound wasn't going to come get me when they weren't here. My birthday is coming up at the end of the month and I can feel another year settling into my bones. My Bitch human was online today getting me Gluco...something or other and I have a hunch she got me a few other things. As soon as she goes online with this little flat plastic thing, a few days later I get "surprises". Don't get me wrong, I appreciate it, but these two seem to get more enjoyment from them then I do. They also just had a ceremony and I was a "ring bearer". It was confusing because I wore wings and the last bear I saw did not, but whatever. I got tons of attention and that can't be bad.

Until next time....
Much Woof,
Eva

My first night....

The folks took me back to the SPCA last night....but they didn't leave me like the other people did! That was a concern of mine but once we got inside I was realized they weren't going anywhere. It was great! I did simple tricks and got hot dogs! Monday nights are going to be my favorite from now on and the teacher LOVED me. There was one dog named Velvet that wanted to start scrappin' but she soon backed down when she saw my lean, fighting machine body. That and her folks pulled her to the opposite corner. Good news for her cuz she wouldn't have stood a chance! After class we got caught in a storm (my parents are great BUT they could invest in a car!) so we sought shelter at this place called The Dubliner. Everyone in there smelled like a sailor on leave but they were very nice and gave me lots of treats and love. By the time I got home I was plumtuckered and quickly fell asleep on my bed, their futon.

Until something else exciting happens, this is Eva signing off.
Woof!