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Winkie is home!

February 26th 2012 3:45 pm
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Yesfurday we all got up furry early, even mommy! I knew something was up, because I got my brushing right after mommy ate her brekkie. Next thing I knew we were in the car and crossing the long bridge. Soon we were in the country, but not the wine country. We stopped at a house and went inside, and there was the fambly we met last week, and there was Winkie!

The people had to talktalktalk, so I ran around sniffing Winkie's house. It was furry nice and evfurrything, but I finally felt like we'd been there long enough, so I decided to poop in their entryway. Mommy scooped me right up and stopped me ALMOST in time, BOL!! She was NOT happy.

So then we got back in the car, and Winkie got in with us! I sat on my side and he sat on his side. He's pretty quiet.

When we got home we took Winkie on a walk around the block, and then we came inside to let him sniff my house. He wasn't sure how to go up the stairs, so I showed him. He moves kinda slow. We played with mommy and daddy on the floor and took pictures and all that stuff, and then he pooped in our kitchen, so now we're even, BOL!!

He has his own supper dish, across the room from mine. He eats slow. And mommy made him a bed ovfur by the couch but he didn't go into it. He can't jump up on the couch by himself, but he likes it up there. So do I! He snores.

Daddy fell asleep with the two of us on the couch last night, and when he woke up this morning he couldn't find Winkie! He looked all ovfur, and then realized Winkie was in his new bed! Mommy thinks he's pretty smart. How smart do you have to be to find a comfy place to sleep?

This morning mommy gave us each a brushing, but she was kinda kidding with Winkie because he's almost bald, BOL! Then we went on a long walk ovfur to the doggie run, where we can take our leashes off. Mommy threw a tennis ball and I was chasing it, while Winkie went around sniffing. But then he started eating grass, so we left. He eats grass.

He has a lot to learn--how to sit when he's told, and how to wait fur mommy to go out the door furst, and how not to pull on his leash--but I think he has potential. I guess it's okay if he stays.


Guess what? Guess what??!

February 19th 2012 9:42 pm
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I have a new brofur!! His name is Winkie. Well, really it's Van Winkle, but we're gonna call him Winkie. You can go to his page to read his story and all that stuff. Mommy took some photos. They're all on his page, too. We'll pick out one fur my page, mommy says.

He isn't acfurrily here at our house yet. We only met him today. I sniffed him some, and he sniffed me some. But he came with a lot of people, and they really liked me so I mainly hung out with them, BOL!!! I wonder if they're all gonna be living here?


Funday Monday

February 13th 2012 6:36 pm
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I hardly evfur go to the Wag Hotel on a Monday. Why would I go on a Monday? But I went today, and I found out that at the Wag, Monday is Funday! Some doggies go there evfurry day, and I could tell they were kind of excited. Apparently you nevfur know what a Monday will bring. Today, it brought a giant sandbox fur us to play in! I'm not a digger, but some of my playmates started digging around and guess what! There was buried treasure! Tennis balls, and things that went *Squeak!*, and ropeys! OMD we had so much fun! Here's my report card:

"Hershey had a blast today exploring the play area, digging in the sandbox and hanging with his buddy, Molly." (She's a golden retriever!)

I hope I get to go to a Funday Monday again!



February 10th 2012 8:24 am
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Today is my pal Lennox' barkday. He will not have a happy day. He may not even get to see his fambly. He won't get any treats or toys, or snuggles. You see, Lennox is in prison. He lives in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The authorities stole him from his fambly because they don't like his breed. You can go to his page to read about him, and he also has websites and stuff. If you want to help, there are things you can do. But will you at least say a pawrayer fur Lennox today?



Tag, You're It!

February 9th 2012 10:10 pm
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My pal Coco Rose posted this in her diary and challenged everyfur to copy it! It's a good way to get to know each other!

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING? – chocolate, like me!


3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking? – We don't have squirrels around here. When I see crows I try to chase them, but it's hard because I'm always on leash. People making noise outside when I'm inside are the worst! BARK!BARK!BARK!

4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK? – carrot sticks! No, bullies! No, popcorn! No, Zukes! No, hot dog bits! No, ...

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE? – We went up to the wine country fur mommy's birthday!

6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES? – No, I have a harness and the window only goes part way down.

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY? My stuffless raccoon! No, my light-up ball! No, my Hershey Kiss stuffie! No, my squeaky lamb! No, my tug rope! No, ...

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND? No, I'm a confirmed bachelor!

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK? Fort Funston, where there are lots of other doggies, and trails up above the beach!

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS? Yes, Fort Fun is kind of like a dog park without fences, and there are other parks here and in towns around here.

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? Either on the couch or mommy and daddy's bed. Wherever daddy falls asleep, BOL!!

12. DO YOU SNORE? I do! Daddy and I compete!

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS? No, but I rearrange them if they're too neat.

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES? No, daddy won't allow it. I do wear bandanas.


16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE? On the couch or the water bed.


18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER? Yes, every six weeks!

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS? That's a secret. Only my groomer bathes me. What happens at the groomer stays at the groomer.

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED? I paw at a pawrent leg, or I scratch at the door, or I pace. As a last resort I growl under my breath.

Have fun, everyfur!


National Parks Against Doggies

February 2nd 2012 7:12 pm
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I wrote in my diary awhile back about the threat to our off-leash dog areas here in San Francisco by the National Park Service, who are taking over management of the Golden Gate National Recreation Area (GGNRA). If you live in California (or even if you don't), you can help us protest their most recent abuse of power:

Take Action: Protest the Use of a Taser Against a Dog Walker Join the call-in day on Friday, Feb. 3!

This week, a Montara resident who was peacefully walking his dogs at Rancho Corral de Tierra open space was shot in the back with a taser gun by a GGNRA ranger. Eyewitnesses have reported that the Ranger was not being physically threatened in any manner by the unarmed person who was being detained and issued a ticket (see eyewitness account below). He was walking two 11-lb. terriers, one off leash.

Please call GGNRA Superintendent Frank Dean as well as U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein and Congresswoman Jackie Speier to protest this use of excessive, unwarranted force!


* GGNRA Superintendent Frank Dean
Tel. (415) 561-4720. Email:

*U.S. Senator Dianne Feinstein

Tel. (415) 393-0707. Web email form:

*Congresswoman Jackie Speier
Tel. (650) 342-0300. Web email form:

Want to call more public officials about this incident? Click here ( for contacts for local, state and federal elected officials TALKING POINTS

I insist GGNRA management initiate a full investigation by an independent group with complete transparency about the events and circumstances of this incident, and to:
▪ Conduct formal interviews with all witnesses and others who were at Rancho Corral de Tierra at the time.
▪ Immediately cease all ticketing of people walking dogs at Rancho Corral de Tierra.
▪ Allocate reasonable space for off leash dog walking at Rancho Corral de Tierra, where it has been allowed for decades.
▪ Disclose guidelines for use of force and how Rangers are trained to handle dog walking violations.
▪ Disavow any harassing, hostile or abusive behavior by GGNRA personnel toward people walking their dogs at any GGNRA park unit.


DogPAC of San Francisco, Ft. Funston Dog Walkers, ProDOG, Save Off Leash Dog Walking in the SF Bay Area, SFDOG and others


Below is an eyewitness account of the incident that was circulated by the Montara Dog Group:

Yesterday my husband and I walked our two border collies on the cement trail of Ranch Corral de Tierra. On our way home a woman walking her dog told us to leash our dogs because a park ranger was handing our citations. So we leashed our dogs and we encountered a man in his late forties with his two little dogs (no bigger than the size of a beagle) being cited by a park ranger for not having them on a leash. Since we had never seen a park ranger during our 7 years of walking our dogs there, we asked her why she was patrolling the area. She quickly responded that the area was now under GGNRA control. The man she was citing had already leashed his dogs and provided her all his personal information. He asked her if he could go home and she said No. He than asked her to provide him a ticket or tell him why he couldn't leave. The park ranger was very rude and told him he could not leave until she heard by from her base but didn't tell him what she needed to hear from them or why he was being detained. After ten minutes the man asked her again to let him know why he could not leave or just cite him but she gave him no answer. My husband even asked her why she was not letting the man go on his way and she told him to stay out of it. Eventually, the man just started walking in our direction so he could go home. This really upset the park ranger and she told him to stop and that he could not leave. Once again the man asked why and just told her to give him a ticket or let him know if he was being arrested. Note that he had already leashed his two small dogs and was puzzled at the fact that he could not leave. Since she did not respond as to why he was being detained nor tell him the type of jurisdiction she had over him, he started to walk away and she told him that she would tase him if he walked another step. The man replied that he had a heart condition and to not taser him as it could be life threatening. He gave her his back to look at me and my husband in disbelief to what was going on and the park ranger fired her taser at him. The poor man fell to floor and you could see that he was in a lot a pain. An elderly man was walking right by the man when he got tasered and luckily the passerby was not hurt. It was completely incredulous to see what was going on over two small dogs that were not leashed. About ten minutes later the sheriff came and hand cuffed the man. He asked us to take his dogs home and tell his wife what just happened. We heard ambulances on their way and believe that instead of going to jail (for doing nothing) was taken to a local hospital.


Furst Adventure of 2012

January 30th 2012 10:15 pm
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At my house you can tell when you're about to go on an adventure. Fur one thing, I get my brushing really early in the morning. Also, daddy gets the travel bag out of the closet, the bag that holds my special leash and all my treats! Mommy gets her camera, and the water bottle that's usually strapped to my crate. Put it all together, and it adds up to -- car trip!

Today we went to my mommy's favfurite place so she could do her favfurite thing, which is going in and out of shops. This place is nice, because most of the shops let me go in, too! There are lots of doggies in town, and lots of hoomans who like to pet us! When mommy and daddy stop fur lunch, that's when daddy starts pulling treats out of my bag. The best one is a really yummy chew that lasts a really long time! After lunch we went in all the shops mommy missed befure lunch, BOL!!! I sniffed so many sniffs and met so many doggies and hoomans, I can't even remember them all! I'm worn out. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........


My Gotcha Day!

January 2nd 2012 10:52 am
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My Gotcha Day was yesfurday, Jan. 2. It was a dark and stormy day six years ago, I woke up as usual with my mommy and littermates, and then these peepole came and bundled me up and took me fur a long ride in their car! I liked them, and they liked me, and the rest is history!

I had a wonderfur day yesfurday. Daddy didn't have to go to work, so we lounged around on the couch watching football while mommy put Christmas away. Then we went fur a jog! I got a petometer fur Christmas from my BFF Lexi and her fambly. It looks like a bone. It hooks on my collar and tells daddy how far we run! We ran 1.72 miles. Daddy runs slow, BOL!!!

My pal Tiki threw me a pawty at an aquarium where we could walk around underwater and all the fishies swam around our heads! The food was pawsome, too! Look at my cake!

I also got lots of rosies and photos and gifts from all my Dogster pals! Like this,
cake from my pal Peek-a-Boo!

I can't put evfurrything in here, but I want to thank
Walker and his fambly
Suzy Q and her fambly
Mr. JackFreckles
TJ, Sox and their fambly
Jolanda and Jojo
Abbie and her fambly
Dino and Angel Buddy
Chauncey, Al and their fambly
The MN Gang
Coco Rose and her fambly
Mini and Kiki
Lexi, Monnie and Roscoe
Harley and Jazzi
The Divine Miss B. and her fambly
Tiki and Colossus
Buddy, Maggie and Peanut
Demon Flash Bandit and Angel Zoom Smokey
and Zaidie, who sent me this to prove that chocolate is more sustaining than MEATZ!

I don't think I missed anyfur, but if I did, just bark and I'll fix it! Thank you all so furry furry much fur making my day so special! I have the best pals on Dogster!!


Christmas Day!

December 28th 2011 8:51 pm
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So after Christmas Eve comes Christmas Day! I got up furst, because I always get up furst. Daddy gets up with me, but this time mommy got up as well! After my business walk, there she was in the kitchen making hot chocolate! Daddy read from his favfurite book, the part about shepherds and angels and stars and the Baby. And then he started pulling packages out from under the tree again! Instead of papers to play with, I got a bone-treat to chew on!

Pretty soon there were knocks on the door, and my uncle and auntie were there! They had bags with more packages in them, and my auntie went into the kitchen and made breakfast. I had already had my breakfast, so I didn't get any. I smelled bacon and sausages, though!

After they ate, guess what they did? Yep, they piled up more papers and ribbons I wasn't allowed to play with. It was okay, though, I was getting kind of tired. I jumped up in my uncle's lap on the couch and checked out fur a bit. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz.........

Next thing I knew we were saying bye-bye to my uncle and auntie, and then daddy said I had one more pressie! He opened a box and pulled out a round thing with places where he put treats, and then he put covers ovfur the treats to hide them from me. My job was to uncover and eat them! It's harder than it sounds, but I'm getting the hang of it! It might be the funnest Christmas pressie I evfur got!

After all that I was so tired I just flopped on my new blankie from my pal Lexi (thank you, Lexi!) and called it a Christmas.

Postscript: Daddy didn't have to go to work the next day, so we just spent the whole day on the couch!! I'm not sure which day was more pawfect, BOL!!!


Where was I...?

December 27th 2011 10:40 pm
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Oh yeah, Christmas Eve Eve. Well, after that comes Christmas Eve. Here's the drill: We all get up early, and I get a brushing. In the MORNING. Mommy and daddy dress up fancy. Then we get in the car, and I go to the Wag. I spend most of the day in Play Group, catching up on the news. We bark about where our pawrents are and what they're doing WITHOUT US. We're just guessing, we don't really know.

Then mommy and daddy come and get me and the day turns pawsome! We go downtown, where there are lights and music and gazillions of peepole and good smells and dropped food and everyone wants to pet me and take my picture! We walk up here and down there, and look in store windows, and sometimes I get to go inside! In one of the windows I saw another doggie, and she saw me and we tried to bark a greeting but couldn't hear each other! Mommy said she was up fur adoption. I hope she found a good home. I also got lots of treats fur being good while mommy and daddy stopped to sit and drink their coffee and hot chocolate.

Finally we went home. This year when we got there mommy and daddy started taking things out from under the tree and making paper piles! I wanted to help, but then I got a new toy, a lambie with lots and lots of squeakies, so I got distracted.

After all that it should have been bedtime, but mommy and daddy put their coats back on, and I got a Kong and befure I knew it I was Home Alone. I was supposed to be on guard dooty, but to tell you the truth I curled up fur a nap. Soon mommy and daddy came back, and we all went to bed.

To be continued...

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