It's a Chocolate Life

Back to the dark side...

December 30th 2012 6:21 pm
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I'm re-thinking my reformation. Late last night, after mommy and daddy were sleeping, I realized it's almost time fur mommy to put all the Christmas stuff back in its boxes. All that wonderful, chewable stuff! I remembered where some was waiting outside of its closet, down on the floor in mommy's office, in easy reach. And I made my move. I found a wreath with red berries on it, and I helped myself!

Only, they weren't real berries. They weren't even tasty. That made me so mad I started barking at the wreath! That was a mistake, because daddy heard me and came in and caught me red-mouthed! He was NOT happy. He took me downstairs and put me in my crate, like I was a little baby or something! Can you imagine? I mean, if that wreath wasn't there fur my chewing pleasure, why was it on the floor??!

After mommy and daddy went to church this morning, Notme visited our house. Mommy got some cooking stuff fur Christmas. It came in jars, with a pretty tea towel. She put it all on the sideboard. Notme found a way to stretch up and reach a corner of the new towel, gave a tug, and all the jars came tumbling down! They landed on the carpet and nothing broke or even opened, but mommy was NOT happy when she got home. Only, she wasn't sure who to be unhappy with. Winkie and I are not telling. It was Notme. That's our story and we're sticking to it. But mommy said no treats fur us today.

This afternoon on my walk I pooped out a few fake berries. So there.

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2012 at 6:38 pm

Big BOL, Hershey!!

Pooping fake red berries...now I know why pawppy says that you live in the state of fruit and nuts...OMD! (Sorry, I just had to say the furst thing that came into growlmy's mind...)

Not me visits our den sometimes, too, but mostly the kitties get blamed...

Growlmy always says if I do naughty things its because she allowed me to...wow! Did your Mommy take the blame??
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2012 at 7:09 pm

Fruits and nuts, BOL!! Your pawppy sure has that right!

No, mommy doesn't take any blame. She blames daddy, BOL!!
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2012 at 8:14 pm

Mom had a good laugh over the fake red berry poop! Me, I'm a paper towel and kleenex stealing girl pup and when mom is on poop pickup duty she always knows when I been eating those tasty things!
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2012 at 8:22 pm

Oh, I'm a HUGE kleenex fan! But that stuff has been kept out of my reach fur years. I only get a toothful evfurry now and then when someone is too sick to be careful, BOL!!!
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

December 30th 2012 at 11:35 pm

You are treading on thin ice......

Santa's Good List has already started for next Christmas.....

Be Carefulllllll........
Barked by: ❅ Whitley ❅ (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 12:43 am

No treats?? Dat are not fair to punish you for something Notme did.
Barked by: Buddy (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 6:42 am

Awesome job Uncle Hershey! What did the fake berries taste like? I still think you deserve treats!
Barked by: Zaidie (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 10:06 am

Buddy! Taste habs NUFFIN tu du wif it, lil' guy!! If it r dere, it *MUST* be eated! Dat r my wule, anywayz :D

Hershey, du NOD wissen tu Fwicka! Santa r tu bizzy geddin' orgamized an' junk tu be werried 'bout notty pupses yet :D
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 11:01 am

Buddy, the fake berries tasted like the fake popcorn that sometimes comes in boxes. I'm not allowed to have that, either.

Z-pup, mommy told me Santa watches right after Christmas and takes spawcial note of pups who were only being nice temporarily. She says he has a l-o-o-o-n-g memory, like a mommy has!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 1:27 pm

Fake berries,Hershey??? That doesn't even sound good!
Didn't Santa Paws bring you new toys to chew-up????????
Don't you have goodies in your house????? Kleenex OMD!
Yuck! You need a chance to find some deer raisins or
bunny nibbles.... I don't even have bunnies now. The
coyotes ate them all.......Happy New Year!
May 2013 bring better hunting for the NOT ME'S at your house.... Kisses,mazy
Barked by: Hershey (Dogster Member)

December 31st 2012 at 4:03 pm

BOL, Mazy. I don't chew up toys anymore. Mommy's real stingy with the doggy treats, and we NEVFUR get people-food. We got no deer around here, or bunnies, not even squirrels, only raccoons and birds. But it's fun stealing kleenex and stuff out of wastebaskets, and I like to get ahold of daddy's gym towels when I can! When we have company ovfurnight, I steal their socks! That is, Notme does!

 

Hershey


 

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