I Needs to Get Bedder QWIK!!!

I habs not ben feelin' too gud laytley. Firs I cudna poo, den I gots da big D. I fink is from da cancer mebicines I ben takin'... I doan gots to take dem no more after today. Da bet doktor gabes me a dipperent mebicin to make my poo bedder. But I wuz upposed to go on a baykayshun tomarrow to a geyhound ebent in Gettysburger, Pencilbaynia. I fink I barked afore dat lots ob my pals, a cupla my cuzins, an da gurl ob my deams all be geyhounds (da kine da oosed to race at da trak, but now dey be's attired an doan gots to wurk no more, which is bery nice).

Anyroo, now mom sez mebbe I canna go to da baykayshun. So I am bery unhappy bout dat. Hope I be's lots bedder tomarrow so I ken go! Wish me luck!

Brownie

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