The Old Psych Out!

Hee Hee....

I got the big ole lard butt worried now.

If you keep saying it to him, he starts to believe it.

Now I got mum and dads saying it to him too!!

And, when we ate the pizza crust* last night, I kept whispering to him...you might as well just plant on your big ole lard butt!

*note: Pizza is gift from God. Especially the crust.

It's coming....just wait......

GUESS WHAT!!!

Right after Valentines Day (smooches to my dearest Becky), guess what is coming.....


MY 1st BIRTHDAY!!

Yep Yep Yep. That would be correct.

I am soooo excited. Mummy is getting something special together and I just KNOW that it is a PAWTY! Oh boy, I wonder where it will be. I wonder who will be coming.

I WONDER WHAT KIND OF FOOD WILL BE THERE????

I am so excited with anticipation I can hardly wait.

BTW, the big ole lard butt's BD is 2 days after mine and mummy better not be planning something jointly.

Weekend update

1. FINALLY, dads came home. It was about time. I was beginning to think he abandoned us. Now, I was really happy to see him but I can't look TOO happy..then he has the upper hand. Remain aloof is what I say.

2. Ok, so the aloof thingy did not work. I went bonkers when I saw daddy.

3. I love walkies with dads. He took us off to a different part of the palace neighborhood and we got us some new smelling spots. Mummy sticks to the same old routine. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but she is one for the sameo sameo. Dads, well, he is adventerous!! New cul de sacs for all!!

4. Weekend = special eggs for breakfast. Oh and blueberry yogurt is the bomb!

5. I got to RIDE IN THE MINI! You know me and the mini. It's my royal carriage. And yep, the Duke of Doe-de-doe-doe (aka Skye), still hides his face when we ride in the car. What a nancy dog.

6. WAGGY WORLD!! And Louie was there! He is my cavalier pal. And Jackson was there too! He is a black and tan. He is cool. He pees on peoples back when they are sitting down on the ground. What a cool trick. I do think I played way too hard. I did drink water but I think I over exhausted. I just kept panting and panting when I got home and mummy was all concerned but after sleeping most of Sunday, I am back to being the most adorable thing you ever saw!

7. Bath time on Sunday. YUCK. But I must say, Skye's big ole lard butt smells much fresher now!! And I guess I do too.

8. No Will. WHERE IS THAT BOY???

Baby its COLD outside!

I have only rant today....

I live in Atlanta. In the South. Where it is supposed to be WARM.

Do you understand that?? WARM. And NOT 18 degrees warm with the frickin blowy air blowing at your face and ears!

What is up with that???

Thank goodness Skye has a big ole butt that I can wrap up against and get warm!

Waggy World and a new taste treat

WAGGY WORLD AGAIN!! Yep! I just LOVE it there! I was running all about and playing with everyone! Man that is just the bestest place EVER! I stopped once for a drink from dads water bottle that he brings along for us. It was kinda hot from all that running!

Oh, and I got to go to a dog show on Saturday! I saw a bunch of all kinds of dogs AND a bunch of new cavaliers. My sister Rosie was there too. She was in the show. She one one time and did not the other time.

Oh and my dog dad won 2nd place for the best of breed at the cavalier show. My dog daddy is the most handsome cavalier EVER (next to me of course) I am Prince only because he is KING!

And me and Skye got our pictures taken at the dog show. That was not the best thing that happened there - the best thing was that I got to eat a thing called a HOT DOG! Get that...me eating a dog. Do you think that is what it really was??? Because it tasted really good. Do we all taste that good? Dont get me wrong. I dont like eating us. But man, we do taste good if that what a hot dog is. Mummy kept telling us "here's some more hot doggie for you" "hows that doggie taste" - all that. It MUST be made from dog. I wonder what kind? Is Mummy joking with us and just pulling our leads???

A Terrific Tuesday Nite

What a FANTASTIC Tuesday night I had!

WOW! I just love being a dog!

Mummy came home and we were good boys in the royal xpen. Only a pee on the towel that mum lays out. How good are we??? We got a GRREEAATT long walkie around the palace grounds and neighborhood and of course, I led the way! Man, the weather was nice, I got in alot of new smells, did some needed barking to keep the subjects in line....just a really really really great walk!

Then we got our chicken and kibble. It seems as if mum made it extra special because boy did it taste muy bueno. (See how multilingual I have become as the Prince of Alpharetta). I licked it all up and did not have to be cajoled into eating it! I even finished before my brother, the ole lard butt.

Oh, and then THE COOKIES!! We got TWO! How GRREEAATT is THAT??

And then the bestest. Two words - MINI and RITAS!!

We got to ride in the mini (gosh I just LOVE the mini) and we went to a pet place for food. I was smelling everything. Of course EVERYONE says, "look at the cavaliers!" "Can I pet them"? "How cute". GEEZ, the things I need to do to satisfy my public. They have a cookie bar at this place and mummy bought us each a cookie. YUMMMERS!

Then, (no my fantastic evening did not end yet) we went back into the mini and we were off to RITAS!! I love Rita's Water Ice! Skye never had it and it has been a while since I have had that flavorful treat. Well, was I excited when I saw the cherry water ice! GIMMEE! GIMMEE! GIMMEE! And of course, the other loyal subjects who were at Rita's just adored me to bits (and Skye too). I just loved eating my water ice. And Skye kinda liked it too!

Then we went back home and Skye and me fell asleep in the back of the mini. Mummy had to carry us inside and then we ran upstairs and wanted to go to bed. Mummy was not tired yet but we were! I got my Buddy and held him in my mouth and stared at mum until she finally said ok and we went to bed!

Gosh what a wonderful life as a the Prince of Alpharetta!!

The weekend in bullet points

1. Will was over this weekend and spent TWO nights in the big soft bed with me, Skye, mum and dads. He stayed under the covers. I love it when Will comes over -know why - WE PLAY ALL THE TIME!!!

2. WE GOT TO GO TO WAGGY WORLD!! All 3 of us! YEAH BABY! I love Waggy World. Needless to say, we were exhausted when we got back to the palace! You think that is why dads took us there in the first place???

3. NO BATH this weekend!

4. I got to ride in the Mini on Monday (you know I JUST LOVE THE MINI) but we got taken to that place. You all know that place. The men with the white jackets, smells like a bunch of animals and medicine....THAT place. Didn't like it, not one bit. But at least I did not hid my face in mums arm the entire time like SOME cavaliers.

5. Got to play with the red light stick thingy. Gosh I love that red dot. All of us are OBSESSED with it!

6. Got the old ears brushed too. HATE IT.

MAKE A TOUCHDOWN!

I have been tagged to play this "sporty" game by my amigo Nibbles.

Here's how it goes:

You caught the football pass, so here's the next "play" - hurry and pass the ball to 5 of your teammates so they can make a touch down. Write down 5 funny things about yourself. Also, please leave me a bone and ask those who visit your diary to leave you a bone so you will know they have been there! That's the "huddle"message, so let's line up and have some fun!!!

1. I have to take my buddy outside with me when mummy comes home and lets us out. I carry him in my mouth the entire time.

2. I am very possessive with my food. I dont like to eat but I dont want anyone else to have it.

3. I go on walks like I am on a MISSION! Nose is constantly to the pavement!

4. I chase anything I can see outside - leaves, birds, the moon, an airplane....

5. I circle around exactly 3 times before I poo!

I'm going to p-mail five furiens to get out there on the field and play!

Skye boy is a Diary Pic!!

Well what do ya know! My little brother is a DIARY PIC OF THE DAY!

I had to tell him that this was no awards show and not to make a dogbutt outta his self by going around and giving an acceptance speech like I did. I can make a faux pas - I am a prince - and you know faux pas' just roll off princes like egg on teflon! (not only am I witty, dashingly handsome and worldly I am also very smart with using scientific terminology like "egg on teflon").

So - I lift my bully stick up to my lil bro and say WELL DONE OLD CHAP to the Duke of Weatherstone!

(Just don't go getting a big head over this, because you already have a big ole butt!!)

Mom's got a Loser Stench!

OH JOY! The pawrents have returned!

I thought they would and I kept telling Skye that they would, but you know, you NEVER know. I had a doubt but I never let Skye know.

I love Miss Maureen and her family but it's only like a short holiday and then I want back in my house. Yes, the Bunco ladies just loved me. Yes, I love playing with Maddie and Rosie and all the attention Miss Maureen and Mr Mike give me. But I need my mummy too.

Ok, so mum and dads come into the door last night and Skye saw them first as I was busy. Well, I heard dads voice and bolted to the front door. THERE THEY WERE! I quickly jumped on mummy's lap and immediately showered her with my kisses. Mine are better than Skye's! I tried to get him outta the way but he took his big ole butt and back his self right into mummy for attention. LOOK AT ME MUM!

Well, I got scared for a sec0nd because Dads says when I am sitting on mum's lap that I need to be careful that I do not get any of mum's LOSER STENCH on me. I smelled mum real good and she smelled normal. Is normal called loser stench? What did she lose? Did she get the stench in Vegas Baby? I don't know. Just know that she is back and I dont care if she has loser stench on her or not!

We went home to the palace and I was so excited that I ran all over and smelled everything! We went to bed in the bed big with mum and I immediately had the most peaceful sleep ever.

Today, mummy and dads did the routine again with us being in the xpando xpen, so I guess life is back to normal!!

Normalcy has it moments! And this is a good moment for me!!