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Im a drywall chewer

snow

This past year was my first everything.Shots,swimming,4th of july ,trick or treating and wonderful SNOW!Boy I love that white ,cold,wet stuff!I lay in it roll in it put my face in it and come up white.Gordon and I have a 12 ft snow hill to play on we race to the top wrestle each other to see who will get rolled off mom worries because on the other side is the creek and if we roll off that side we roll down the bank and land in it she says its tooooo cold and dangerous for us to go in it.Gordon is the brown noser (actually his is pink) he is such a suck up!Except for the other day we were running around the house and he decided to go visiting the neighbors two yards away mom called twice I came home (good boy right) Gordon stopped at the house next door and went up to their patio door and peeked in to say hi. We do that Earl and Dianne love it when we peek in their window.Anyways Gordon wouldnt come moms tone changed and he started to come home then stopped and did the belly crawl to her.Hey my mom would never ever spank,hit,or beat us no matter what we did bad so I dont know what he was pulling with this belly crawl.He looked silly crawling on his belly through the snow.OH THE WONDERFUL SNOW I hope it lasts forever!

My name is Junior and Im a drywall chewer

With the wintery Wisconsin weather we have been having mom refuses to put us boys outside in our kennel so we are left on our own in the house.Gordon lays upside down on the couch all day me I get bored then I start to worry about mom is she coming home,where is she,who will feed me,why isnt she home yet,did she leave me and isnt coming home ever again.Anyways alot of things go through a lil guys head so to take my mind off it I chew the drywall.I have redecorated 1 wall twice and one in the kitchen one time.Boy mom and dad werent happy.But, mommy understands she says I have seperation anxiety and that Im still a puppy !Im only 10 months old but I weigh 101 lbs so not so little.Mom was telling dad Im just like some dog named Marley? Hey all I did was peek into the shower to make sure mom was ok how was I to know the clear liner would stick to my face and that she had her eyes close to rinse the shampoo out of her hair and that me peeking in with this liner stuck to me would make her scream.Well her scream meant she needed help right?Isnt that what it means?Hey I thought it did so I proceeded to get in to help my mom she didnt know if she should laugh or yell at me.Maybe I will just stick to jumping into her bubble baths .... bark at you all later Jr