August 2nd 2008 10:11 am
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G'Morning Momma..I wakes up and wants ta play wif you's now..
And see momma? I goes potty outside like a big girl and didn't makes a messy for you to clean up...Now can I hab me my good girl potty treats? Pullleeeeezzzz Mommy?
Mommy's getting her a cup of coffee...(she's mean..she won't gimme none) and then she's gonna take me and bubby out on the front porch so we can play and get some sunshine.....
Ohhh mommyyyyyyy...get the phone...I bet'cha that's daddy calling....I wanna say hi...can I talk to daddy Mommy? Huh can I? Puleeeeeeezzzzz! Oh Purdy Puleeeeeeezzz?
Oh boy...mommy put it on speaker phone...HI YA DADDY....I'm being a good girl....see? I gots me treats and everything....
But bubby's being a poop...he won't play wif me.
Your a poop Bubby!
Well, mommy says we have to go inside and take our nap now...Dang it and shoot a monkey anyhow..I hates naps.