The Tales of Two Tzus

We met Coco Bean and Chloe!

November 22nd 2009 6:30 pm
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Hiya, pups!

We met Coco Bean and Chloe on Friday! Dey are da cutest, nicest pups eber! And dey were sooo cute! Coco Bean has da warmest coloring, and Chloe is such a tiny, sweet pup! We didn't fink Mummy was going to put Chloe down! She sed Chloe was sooo light compared to us heavy pups!

Guess who was eben more barky dan usual! Paw Mummy was sooo embawassed! Mummy sez dat's why Winsty neber gets to leave da house!

While Mummy and Daddy were twying to calm Winsty, Coco Bean had to check out all our food! Daddy had three types of natural kibble out, and Coco Bean wiked ALL of dem! HEE HEE! Den Daddy fed us all chicken, too! We bet CB and Winsty woulda gotten on gweat if Winsty wasn't so barky!

Little Chloe barked at Winsty good! HEE HEE! Mummy sed it reminded her of Crumpet barking at Winston! BOL! Dat tiny Chloe sure can tell Winsty what's what!

Mummy and Daddy sed dat it's so amazing how nice all our STAFU pals are in pawson! Abigail's Mummy, and Veronica and Piccadilly's pawrents, and Coco Bean and Chloe's Mummy were all SO NICE!!!
We sure hope we get to meet more of our Dogster pals!
♥ Wuf and wags, Kipper and da barky Winsty

 

Dog Day Afternoon

June 13th 2009 1:52 pm
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Hiya, pups!

We went to Dog Day Afternoon today at a local restaurant. Dey had burgers and hot dogs cooking on da patio and tables of vendors and rescue groups. Dey had tweats and burgers and hot dog wif fees fur doggy charities, so it was a pawtastic cause!

Der were a WOT of pups der! Most of dem were WEALLY BIG! No surprise dat Kipper was bery good. He just sniffed and wooked at da udder pups. You know who wasn't so good! Daddy had to take Winsty home 'cuz he kept growling and snapping at ebery pup and pawson dat got near! OMD! Daddy sez we weally need to hire a twainer or Winsty won't be allowed to go anywhere!

Winsty didn't eben get to stay fur da burgers! Kipper got a yummy cheeseburger, no carb style! HEE HEE! We saved some fur Winsty, too! He was soooo happy when Kipper came back home! And he wasn't just happy about da leftover burger! BOL!

We kept finking how much Crumpet would've wuf'ed it! She just wuf'ed being da center of attention, and she wuf'ed eating burgers on patios wif Mummy. Mummy told Daddy dat it was good dat da rescue gwoups didn't bwing any small pups or she mighta bwought one home! HEE HEE!

Well, we's tired now, so we's gonna rest! Winsty seems eben more tired dan Kipper! BOL! Hope you hab a happy Dog Day Afternoon, too! Pass da cheeseburgers!

 

Mummy needs to clean da house!

April 30th 2009 12:04 pm
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Well, our Mummy is not da neatest pawson awound, dat's fur sure! She's always putting stuff away and furgeting about it! And der's stacks of stuff eberywhere! BOL!

Dis time it was a doozy! HEE HEE!

Mummy always helps us pick out cards fur Daddy's barkday and Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Father's Day, and da wike. Well, Mummy put some Father's Day cards away and just found dem!

Mummy was finking dat Father's Day's was close, so she would just save dem to gib to Daddy! DEN, she read dem! OMD! Da cards were fwom Biscuit, Crumpet, and Kipper! Mummy must hab put dem away at least 2 years ago!

Since dey were so late, Mummy decided to gib dem to Daddy. Mummy and Daddy laughed and talked about how pawfect da cards were! (Mummy does a pawsome job helping us pick out da pawfect cards!) Only fing Daddy sed was dat it would hab been better if 2 of da 3 pups were still awound! But Mummy and Daddy did hab a nice time reminiscing, so Mummy sed maybe it's not always bad to be a furgetful slob sometimes! HEE HEE! We still fink Mummy needs to clean da house! Who knows what else she hid away! Der might be tweats or toys or plushies ...

 

Kipper won! HEE HEE!

April 10th 2009 7:57 pm
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I won! I won! HEE HEE!

Mummy and Daddy were upstairs when dey heard THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! on da stairs! Den dey saw me prancing about! HEE HEE!
Mummy wooked down da stairs and da gate was CLOSED! She picked me up and asked me how I got da gate open, but I wasn't telling! HEE HEE! Den she saw Winsty whimpering at da bottom of da stairs! BOL! Winsty couldn't figure out how I got upstairs! Nyah! Nyah!

But Mummy den took me downstairs, and Daddy blocked da gate until he can figure out how I got da gate open! Hrrrmmmmmph! Well, it was fun while it lasted! Mope!

♥ Wuf and wags, Kipper da winner!

 

HARRRUMMMMMPH!!!

April 6th 2009 6:14 pm
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We STILL haven't figured out how to open da new gate!
We'll keep twying ...

 

Who's taking bets?!

April 4th 2009 5:24 pm
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Daddy put in a new gate at the bottom of the stairs, since we had bumped the old gate so much that it got loose! HEE HEE! We wuf'ed running upstairs! Just twy to catch us! BOL! Well, of course, Mummy and Daddy always caught us, but we spent some quality time upstairs until then! ;)

Daddy sed dat da upstairs is a dog-free zone! Hrrrmmmmph! So he put in a new gate. It's some type of baby gate, mefinks. Anyway, Winsty and I hab been studying da gate to see how we can get it open! Any day now, me finks! I'm betting Winsty dat I'll figure it out furst! Of course, Winsty finks he's sooo smart dat he'll figure it out furst!

Any pup wanna take bets on which pup gets upstairs furst?! HEE HEE!

Wuf, Kipper (who is so gonna win dis bet!)

 

Vee and Piccy came to bisit!

January 25th 2009 7:20 pm
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We had da BESTEST time wif Vee and Piccy today!
Well, we should say dat Kipper did! hee hee!
Winsty was WEALLY barky! He calmed down after awhile, but he's still wary of stwangers. He musta had a weally bad family before we got him! Piccy was cautious, too. She was a wittle snappy at Winsty. No surprise der! BOL!
We were ALL good when Daddy fed us chicken, but all bets were off when da chicken disappeared! HEE HEE!
Kipper was weally good and nice. Veronica was weally sweet, too!
We explored da backyard together and sniffed each udder a wot! :)
Den we watched da pawrents eat. Winsty twied to beg fwom Uncle Michael, and Kipper twied to sweet talk Aunty Sheryl, but we both got nutting. :(
We posted pictures! Aunty Sheryl and Uncle Mike took weally good pictures! And dey were weally nice and put up wif all of Winsty's issues! Mummy was so embarrassed about Winsty! hee hee!
We sure had fun! We wish we could meet ALL our Dogster and STAFU furiends!

 

We Just Had a Terrible Fright!

January 3rd 2009 11:11 pm
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As I'm sure all our pup pals know, our sweet Maltese sister Crumpet was attacked and killed by our neighbor's golden retriever Roxy.

Roxy's Daddy has been going through cancer treatments and we think the stress must have affected Roxy, since she had always been a nice and friendly dog. Roxy's pawrents felt horrible and pawmised Daddy dat dey would always keep Roxy on a leash and neber let her loose again. Prior to dis horrible event, Roxy always ran loose. We thought fings were under contwol 'cuz we would see Roxy walk by on a leash and sometimes eben a muzzle. Why dey still walk Roxy in fwont of our house several times ebery day is a constant puzzle, though. Seems awfully insensitive to us!

Anyhoo, Mummy and Daddy took us walking late tonight. Dey only take us out together now. We were on our way back home when Daddy yelled to Mummy, "Get the dogs inside NOW!" Mummy was scawed, but rushed us inside and slammed da door shut. We den heard paws scratching at our fwont door! Gasp! Roxy was loose again! Horror! Mummy's face went all white, but Daddy was steaming MAD! He scawed us, and we ran to Mummy to comfort us! Kipper kept licking Mummy's face while she whispered softly to us. Daddy looked out da window, and Roxy's mum was two doors down and didn't eben see us barely miss Roxy! Daddy got eben MADDER! He sez he's gonna go ober to Roxy's house in da morning and gib dem a piece of his mind! We'b been awfully nice considering dey killed our sweet Crumpet, and dey couldn't eben keep der pawmise to keep Roxy on a leash! What if Mummy didn't get us into da house fast enuff?! We can't eben fink about it! Mummy was so scawed fur us, and just kept hugging us and petting us and keeping us calm while Daddy ranted and paced angwily. And we thought fings were starting to be otay again...

 
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