Sleepin in yet again, BOL.

Mom's been lazy, so have I. I think winter slows us down as
usual being that the days are shorter even though we're headed
for spring. And, with the crazy weather going on.

I think they're playing musical temperature like me and Verge
play musical chairs.....

....Only when the music stops I snatch the chair from under him
and make him fall, BOL!

And....

Happy 1st Birthday Sunny Lee!!! Here's to a ton more!

(Speaking of which my 3rd's in June, Wahoo!)

Gettin to know me....Part Deux for 2009!

Welcome to the new edition of 2009 get to know your pals.... Copy this diary entry and paste into your diary and delete my answers - then you can fill in your own.. We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette to 4 pals and ask them to post in their diary!!!!

1. What color is your collar?
Red Bling Collar for "special" occasions with my name in shiny
metal with those fake rhinestone thingies (I ain't big on
stones...BOL!) and just for all around occasions my blue
leather collar.


2. What kind of food do you eat?
Anything! (I guess that's why I'm soo fat, BOL! Just Kidding.)
Except things that aren't good for my tract.


3. What are your favorite treats?
Anything you throw me. My most favorite is birthday cake ice
cream. Yummers!

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other??
Oh yeah. It's my park buddy (when our Mom's aren't busy with
school and work) Kiara. Luff her. She's awesome and cute ;)
I just hate it when she pounces on me. Affection or am I just
a glove for her punishment....BOL.

5. Do you get Table Scraps?
Yup. Especially on Friday night steak night. French fries and
steak are the best! I'll settle for pizza too. (Gosh I'm so fat, BOL!)


6. What is your favorite toy?
Anything I can decimate, shred, squeakerectomy, and eviscerate!
But my Xtreme Chew Man rocks!

7. When is your Birthday?
June 7th, 2006 (Geminis rule!)

8. How many times a day do you get to eat?
2 times a day to watch my weight (Like I said, mom I ain't fat,
I'm festively plump....)

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Red and Blue things. I guess purple for the win since thats both
of my favorite colors mixed.

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Oh Yeah! Love to know you guys some more!

And for the tagging, I'll leave it to those who read my diary!
Consider yourself tagged if you read it mwahaha! BOL!!
(I just ain't big on the taggin' stuff)

Have a kickin' early V-day!
Luff,
Dante

After snow dreamin'

Man...

The snow's over. And the ice has melted. Good riddance!
I got sick of bustin my husky butt on it and Vergil ever so gigglin'
at me. Dude, I don't ice skate. I can't even wear shoes......

Speakin' of shoes, I chewed up my humom's old moccasins and
boy was she mad. It's kinda hard to admit to nothin' when I
had the fluff inside in my jaws and torn moccasin outsides
near my bed, BOL! Hey, I asked her could she get my another
Xtreme Chew Man 'cause I lost the first one (I swear I did).
Or maybe Vergil's holding him hostage. Dude, what did
Chew Man Charles (my name for him) do to you Verge?

But then he's always creeped out at my toys. Like his mouse on a
stick doesn't frighten me. I admit, I hate the little monsters
cause they eat my food outside on my turf and
blow raspberries knowing I can't fit through the cracks in
the gate.

Vergil: That's 'cause you're too fat.

No I ain't.....

Vergil: Yes you are. You are fat. There is a 200 lb limit
for the chaise, dude.

For your info, I'm tall and lanky and weigh 70 lbs.
How're YOU doin'?!

I'm being run over by cats!

Okay. The elder relative human known as "Auntie", brung her
three cats over yesterday. Did I mention that I was the
butt of all their jokes, the target of their machinations and
their obnoxious singing. All I gotta say is....

"What the h-e-double hockey sticks is up with that?!"

Merry Christmas Y'all :0)

(sung to the tune of "A Winter Wonderland")

Ahem, BOL!!

I'm sleepin in another day, BOL;
Dreamin' with nothin' to say;
Wishin' my friends a blessed day;
With Christmas today;
I heart you all, you guys really make my day! :0)


I had to sing that. Because gifts that one needs like friendship is
the kind of gifts worth giving. And being that I'm thankful for my
friends and family, I take this time to wish you all a very
Merry Christmas, a kickin' holiday and the best for 2009 :0)
God bless you all

Dante, the Performer!

here's the link, guys and gals: http://www.typealyzer.com/

Thanks to a good friend who gave me this cool link to see what
vibe your blog resonates, I finally know what type of Blog dog I am.
So here's mine....drum roll, please....

The Performer (Just like my friend is, how lucky...)

"The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions"

Well, to kinda quote my friend, it almost fits me. The last part is
what gets me. I always seem to get in trouble....so the whole
conflict avoidance is an epic phail(yes I know grammar nazis I
spelled it wrong and yes it was intentional). Managment?

Dude, I manage this house! I make sure it's not in shambles! I make
sure Vergil doesn't dominate and send this home into feline
dictatorship! I just don't pay the bills.....or put food in the fridge...
..or buy furniture....or raise the hu-pups.....

....That's what humans are for, right? ;)

Left to my own machinations again....

Mom left for a breakfast with her colleagues and I'm home left to
my own devices....again. Duuude....every Sat. or Sun. I go through
this! Hmph. And my bowl is empty. And the kibble is dog-proofed
in the cabinet (sad face). Come on, dude. She's busy filling her
crocodile belly with sausage....eggs....cheese....bacon....oh no,
my hunger demon is trying to devour my soul, BOL!


I think I'm gonna have to raid the fridge. (That's always a good idea!)

Wowee! I'm Diary of the Day!!!

Sweeter than candy!

I thank Dogster for this pawesome honor! It's like hitting the lottery
to me! And I thank those who love my diary. If I could, I'd send
big husky kissies to everyone. I owe it all to my typist. 'Cause
I don't have thumbs to type those awesome snippets of my life.

Onward to Dog of the Week........maybe ;)

Paws Out,
Dante

Itz Turkey Day!!!

Yummy!!! Now to do three things:

EAT
EAT
and......
More Eating!

I'll make sure I'll nosh on some turkey when they aren't looking!

(I'm gonna be a fat Sibe, BOL!)

Lazy Day (with a touch of epic)

I'm still waitin for that epic snow Kiara's been barking to me
about. Epic.....how epic? Like a foot or a little more like
Mom screaming "Thank you God, No school!" epic. Like Mom
being the first to drag me outside with her to wrestle in the
snow epic. I love anything that's epic, I tell ya. How about
a million dollars worth of snacks epic Mom?

Mom: "Not on your 13-16 year life-span....That can feed
like a thousand kids in Africa epic. They need it more than
you do, Sir Greedy Paws."

*sigh* Yeah. More like I'd be 140 lbs if I ate all that epic.

But then, Kiara's the one that turned me on to using the word
"epic". And Kiara? Well she's one epic-bodied chick with an epic
mind, BOL! But then she knows that already, given how I
grow tired of her lookin' in the mirror and asking me does
she look good.

*sigh* Girls....