Burr-E-toe anyone?

This was my first cinco-de-mayo, and I must say....Those Latin's know how to party. Awee-rooooo, my momma made me a doggie burrito that would make even the chihuahua's proud! Aye Quiero Taco Bell!!!
It was yummy, it had shredded turkey, mashed yams, and of course my favorite...CHEESE!!
All that was missing was a margarita! Arrrrwooooof, I wish cinco de mayo came around more than once a year, but momma says she couldn't handle my gas!!

Where's the Beef?

4-20 I am such a smart pup, I officially mastered my counter surfing skills ! I am always watching mom put yummy stuff up on the counter where I can't reach, so I stick my nose waaayyy in the air...."snifff-sniff""",Mmmmmmmmmm.
Awee-woooooo can I please have some, I ask. Mom never gives in. Today though, I'm going to help myself to something rather tasty. I'll sniff along the edge of the counter until my radar senses tell me to stop.
Awwwe-Rite!!!!! I think I may have something! I stand on my hind legs, and I get the target in sight.... I snatch it up with my teeth and run under the kitchen table. I wonder if anyone saw me...Whew!
There is this plastic stuff protecting the yummy contents that smells sooo good. I rip it open and dig in.
Mmmmmm..... Fresh hotdog buns, but where's the meat?? Maybe it's at the bottom of the package, I'll keep eating! Ok, now I finished, and still no meat!! Uh-oh, I hear mommy coming.... I'll just lay on top of the bag so she'll never know what I just did.
Pawesome! She didn't seem to notice, so when she leaves the room, I'll go back and see what else I can find. "Sniff-Sniff".....Uh-oh...."WHAP!" mommy just smacked me with a newspaper.... What did I do wrong? She's the one that forgot the meat!

Whose the top Dawg now?

04-19 Aweee-wooooo, today was a grrrrrreat day! I had my graduation from Puppy obedience class today. Whose your doggie???? I placed 3rd in my class! I got to pick from a pile of sqeeky toys, so I took the green pig named Booda! Yuuuummmmyyyy, mom gave me human grilled chicken breast to celebrate. I'm such a smart pup.... Wait til I show em what I can do next!!

Breath Mint Anyone?

4/1 Today I ate a dryer sheet or two. Mommy says it will make my breath better, I say my breath isn't that bad.
I've been so bored lately, I haven't been allowed to go play and romp with my pup pals because I hurt my let playing with a BIG doggie. So I have been trying to find things to keep me busy. Yesterday I ate the leg of kitchen table, that was tasty. After that I moved on the corner of the leather couch, and then I chewed the corner of my new doggie bed. Hey, it's my bed!!! Maybe if I continue on my rant of distruction, mommy and daddy will take me out!
ps... My breath really isnt that bad.....

My DOG ate it!

Ahwooooooofffff.... (Learned that from my french pup friends in Louisianna..:) Well, where do I start. Mommy and daddy took me to this boring place today with them, it had so many cages on wheels.. (cars)
So daddy asked this strange man he had been talking too if he could bring me inside the store. The man actually said YES!!! AweeeeRight!
Geesh, daddy was taking so long I started whining and chewing. Daddy told me to shush because he was buying a new truck for me to ride in!! So while he was talking with the stranger, I started too chew on my new leather leash..Mmmmmm
Then all of sudden.... FREEEDOMMM!!!!
Mommy and daddy didnt notice that I wandered away from the office they were holding me captive in... I found a big stack of papers on a chair, so I figured I would show my protest by giving them a nibble. Well to make a long story short, Mommy told daddy I ate someone's contract on there new car, so the stranger was going have to start all over. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! That'll teach em!

No Charmin?

3/23 Woof... This morning when mommy and daddy were eating breakfast in the kitchen, and not paying me any attention, I snuck upstairs to see what kind of cool stuff I could find to amuse myself.
I went into the guest bathroom and discovered this billowy, white, roll of paper. Sniff Sniff... Mmmmm smells yummy and feels so soft on my tongue. I tugged on the piece that was hanging, but it all seems to be rolled together. I keep pulling and pulling and it wont come apart. Wow, this roll is long!!! Now that the floor is covered, I think I'll roll around in it, it's so soft. Uh-Oh, I think I hear mommy coming... Oh, mommy looks upset! She's now yelling for daddy. If I look cute, perhaps they wont be mad. Thats what they get for not buying charmin!!!

Who Pooped in your cornflakes?

3/20 Woof, I'm not in the best of moods today. my baby teeth are falling out, and my gums hurt. I try to chew on my bones, but that doesn't feel so good. Perhaps mommies slippa will feel better in my mouth..Mmmmmm

BIG birdeee,

3/19 Woof... I got to go to koko marina last night with mommy and daddy. They took me to Bubbies Icecream for a Mochi (Mmmmmm). Then when we were done, we started to walk down the corridor and oh my, there was this BIG, red, yellow, and blue birdee with a BIG beak! It was whistling and making all kinds of noises, so I started to bark! The birdee climbed down from his perch and started walking on the ground torwards me. He was NOTscared of me, even though I have such big teeth and ferocious bark!!! Can you believe it????
So after me barking for about a minute, the birdee started to say "shutup" "shutup". Can you believe it?? The bird told me to shutup!! The nerve!!! Mommy was laughing so hard she peed her pants.... I walked next to daddy after that, how embarrasing!

Hurt Foot

3/15 Today I was playing with other doggies at my favorite field, and I found a treasure! It was shiney and crunchy. I hopped around on it, but I felt a stinging sensation in my toes! My daddy came over to see what I had found, and took my new treasure away from me. He said it was bad.
I I had cut my foot on a human soda can that some bad person cut in half and left for someone like me to step on. Because of that, I had to go back to the doggie doctor that cut off my fuzzy nuggets a few weeks ago! Geesh, can't a doggie get a break? Well anyway, I got a shot and some antibiotics, so I guess I'll live. I'll be more careful next time. Hey, Can I get some cheese?

Sad day in Honolulu

2/26 Today is a sad day. My mommy and daddy dropped me off at the scarey doctors office today, for what I thought was a routine cookie snatch. Instead, I woke up all groggy with stitches on my bottom!
Oh my goodness, I lost my fuzzy nuggets!!! How will I ever go out in public?? Oh, whats a doogie to do???