Corker's SemiPrivate Thoughts (If you tell, I'll eat you.)
December 25th 2009 10:10 pm
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I got up from my nap and my humans told me that Santa Claws had been here. They told us that he brought us lots of prezzies. I was so excited I ran out of bed and started crushing my brothers, both of which are bigger than me to get to my stocking. Then my humans had a stupid idea and said we all had to go outside potty before it was time to get stockings. I thought that sucked. I wanted my prezzies right then but I went outsideanyway. Then I saw a kitty and Alois and I chased him out of the yard and stook barking at him through the gate. Then my human told me that I wouldn't get to open my stocking unless I went potty. So I turned around and ran down the pathway to the backyard and shoved my slow poke brother out of the way. I wanted my prezzies and he was in the way of my getting them so I did my business and ran back to the house leaving my pokey brothers in my wake. Then mommy said that I had to wait for them to get back in, which seemed like forever even though I barked orders at them to get in the house. At last I got my stocking that had three prezzies. I got a dolly, a rattle horse and a dog that sort of looks like me when I'm angry. My brothers got their toys too and there were so many I didn't know what to go so I played with mine and slimed then and then stole my brother's toys too. It was very fun. Then we went to Granny's house and got more toys. I made a great haul. I dressed in my little King outfit and Granny and Papi thought I was the bestest and lavished me with affection before taking my picture.
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