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Stink Tester

May 19th 2009 10:37 pm
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My mommy gave me a new job. Something was stinking in the house and it was making everyone gag. Mommy said it was something like gross smells coming from outside. Those stupid cows I hate at the dairy must have been stinking up the world again with their nasty poop. I swear the only good cow is in my food bowl. I hate cows. Anyway mommy traced the smells to some of her books. The smell got in the pages and made them stinking. So instead of using her own cruddy useless human nose she used me as a stink tester. It was disgusting. I hated it so much I ran and hid under the chair so mommy wouldn't make me smell the stinky anymore. I did get a cookie out of it but I'm never playing stink tester again. I kind of became stink tester by default because my poopy brothers ran away and hid before I had a chance.

 
 

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