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Treats for mah bellay!

November 22nd 2011 1:50 am
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Momma's coworker has three pibbles
and she cooks regularly for them.
She borrowed momma's doggie cookie cutters
and made some biscuits over the weekend
and gave me some of the goodies too!!
OMD... they were *so* good!
I think momma's coworker needs to
*keep* the cookie cutters
if it means treats fur me! :o)
Doggie Biscuits 1
Doggie Biscuits 2


I'm part kitteh!! Hear me meeoooorrrrw!!!

November 21st 2011 8:12 am
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OMD, pals!! Best.Night.EVAH!!!
So after my fabulouso meal
I decided to do
something nice for the peeps...
noooo, I did NOT puke on the bed
so that they'd be forced
to sleep on clean sheets.

I, Ella, killeded a mouses!!
Yep. I pounced on it
and killed it
and it dead.

The peeps were dead asleep
when they heard a loud BOOM!
Daddy jumped out of bed
and went to turn on the light
and saw me sitting by the laundry cart
with a big grin on mah face
looking so mightily pleased with myself.

A little mousie (about 2-3 inches long)
laid on the carpet.
Time of death: 3:37 AM

Daddy took the dustpan and broom
and poked to to make sure it was dead
before disposing of it in the trashcan.

Momma stayed in bed the whole time
with the covers pulled up to her chin.
Momma don't like mices!

I got lots of treats and praise
for my amazing kill. :o)
I will be on the lookout for more!


Pupcake Sunday / Sunday Dinner

November 20th 2011 6:36 pm
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Hey pals! I can't wait!
Only four more days
'til it's Gobble Gobble Day!

Momma is in a cooking / baking mood
so yesterday she pulled out
all the doggie & peep
treat making supplies and ingredients.

This morning, we had pupcakes.
Momma cut mine up into bone shaped pupcakes
cos she had the doggie cookie cutters out.
(Yum Yum 1)

This was in addition to
my breakfast kibble.

Tonight, for dinner,
I had my pre-Thanksgiving meal
(Yum Yum 2)


Pre-Thanksgiving Menu

November 18th 2011 10:56 am
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Momma has a pre-Thanksgiving menu
all planned out for meeeeee!!
What what's on the menu tonight???

Brussel Sprouts
Sweet Potatoes
Rice & Ground Beef

I'm gonna lick my plate clean...
then lick it again, just in case.


Fast Eater

November 18th 2011 10:55 am
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I eat fast.
I gobble it up.

1. Because I can.

2. Because the faster I eat, the faster I finish, and the faster I can go over and try and eat your food.

Am I right?


I like the smell of my own farts...

November 15th 2011 7:19 pm
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... but then again, who doesn't, am I right??

It's been just a teensy bit
chilly here in the evenings
and so the peeps have been
covering me up with my blankie.
I love my blankie!!

I love my blankie so much
that when I dutch oven'd myself
I did not budge
I did not move a muscle
I just gave off a big doggie sigh
and snuggled down even deeper.

The peeps evacuated though...
they fanned the air with their hands
and waved their arms around
trying to dispel the smell
that escaped from under the blankie.
The pooter lingered.
It does that.
At least, mine do... ;o)
They are powerful pooters!


One disadvantage to being a grrrl...

November 14th 2011 7:53 pm
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There was a stray dog
that peed *on* our garbage can this morning.
I saw him.
I saw him, I did!
I barked and growled
but he just lifted his leg
marked our garbage can
and sauntered off. :P

When I got out there
I sooooo wanted to pee on his spot
but not having the *ahem* proper equipment
and short of me doing a handstand
with no guarantee of the accuracy of my aim,
momma had to take the garden hose to it.


Turkay in my bellay

November 14th 2011 7:49 pm
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I can't wait I can't wait!
I wanna gobble gobble me some turkay!
One more week!
And then... it's gobble gobble time. :o)



November 7th 2011 4:28 pm
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I bet y'all thought I was dognapped
or that the laptop got peed on or sumpthin,
am I right?

Yeah... it's been a long time.
November usually sucks.
It's cold.
It's dark.
The clocks turn back.
I have to wait an extra hour for dinner.

But lemme catch you up on a few things:

- I went up to the cabin and chilled for a bit...
I got to meet a goat. She had crazy hypno-toad eyes.

- I dog-sat Pal for a good five days. We had a blast!

- I went downtown and strutted around
with my Halloween costume at Masquerade on Trade.
Efurrybody thought I was pawesome. Cos I am. ;o)

- The peeps got a new bed. Not just any bed...
a *king* sized bed. You know what that means, right?
PUPPY!!! BOL!! Nah, just kidding. But, maybe!
It definitely opens up the possibility
cos now we have enough room on the bed for TWO doggies.
I still hog the entire middle section of the bed,
the only difference is, the peeps don't fall off
the sides of the bed anymore.

- My sleep number is 35 / 50 (head / butt)

- I have a new video of me and Cowboy Bart
running around in the backyard. Yeeeehaw! :o)
Check me out! Imma break you, Bart! BOL!

Hope you all had a safe and happy Howloween! Turkey day is up next, and I am looking forward to chowin' down on some white turkey meat (the grandpeeps always send some home to me)!



October 25th 2011 1:40 pm
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Please send lots of love
to our special pal Jarvis
he is an angel now
running pain free at the bridge.

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