First Christmas card of 2012!

Thank you to Coco Rose & Puffy for the pawesome Christmas card!!! *mwah* *mwah* You guys are the best!

Playing Possum

I got into a tussle with a possum the other night.
Daddy let me out the back door to pee
and it was dark, so daddy couldn't see what was going on
but he heard a lot of scufflin'
and by the time he went back in
and turned on the lights for the back porch
I was standing there
over a very still possum.
He was a big'un too!! Cat-sized!

The peeps got me inside and checked me over
to make sure I didn't get hurt,
and I was just fine, although a little shaken up
cos you know when possums play dead?
They kinda release a stank
and it smelled like death + poop.

BOL! Daddy ended up with it all over his hands
cos he was the one checking me over.
After much scrubbing (both me and daddy)
we were back to smelling un-death+poop-like.

After a couple of hours, the peeps checked
and the possum had already moved on.
Thank goodness! They were not looking forward
to moving the body if it was truly deceased.

Naughty Dawg

Yep, that's me...
I was HOT on the scent trail of a deer
and I ran out into the road
and almost gave daddy a heart attack!
Daddy was so mad at me
but we've made up.
I told him that I was sowwy. :o(

The Bellay Knows

Tonight we have to roll back our clocks
because of some "daylight saving" hoo-hah.
They might as well call it
"kibble starving" time.

Cos it's really means:
starve-your-pupper-to-death-cos-they-have-to-wait-an -extra-hour-to-eat time.

Thanks a LOT, George Vernon Hudson.
Not cool, man. Not cool.

I do like nursery rhymes

Me and J were at the office the other day
and he was reciting some sort of nursery rhyme to me.

So I listened while he recited his rhyme.
I listened really closely to what he had to say.
I tilted my head one way
then I tiled my head the other way
and then I tilted my head again.
And when J was done with his rhyme
I straightened my big ol' noggin,
looked at him really closely
and said: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
right in his face.

I don't like cry babies

I go to work with daddy every day
('cept Fridays - that's my day off)
and sometimes, the little terror is there
(that's the serial killer nephew)
but he is much better now
(after some family drama)
so he's not so much as a serial killer
and he's grown up a bit more.

For two days now,
(let's call him J)
J has had some sort of hissy fit at work.
Both times he was caterwaulin' so bad
the sounds comin' from his mouth
did not sound human.

So I went up to investigate
this horrible, horrible sound
and when I saw that it was J making that nose
I started barking at him.

WooOF WOoF WOOOOF!!!
BarK BARK Barrrrrk!!!

Did it stop him, you ask?
No... daddy said it made J even more upset.
But I was just trying to make it stop
cos all that noise was really unnecessary
and it hurt my poor earses
and everyone else's earses too, I bet.

You're welcome.

*tap* *tap* *tap*

*feedback screech*

Oh, um, hi! Is this thing on?

*looks around*

So a rabbi, a priest, and a nun
walk into a bar...

ha ha! Just kidding!
Is there even a punchline to that joke?!

So pals, guess what?
The only way I could get my momma
sidelined enough to dictate my diary
was for her gallbladder to s'plode.

Okay okay, so it didn't actually s'plode
but it was very, very sick.
But it's out now
AND she's feeling much better.
AND she gets to stay home
and recover until next Wednesday!

So not only have I been able
to chill at home with momma,
but I've been available to help her eat her foodz too.

I must sniff and approve
everything that goes in her bellay.
And by "approve", I mean "taste".
I'm helpful that way.

It's my day in which I got GOTS!

Today is my gotcha day! :o)
Thank you to all my pals
for helping me celebrate it!
I wonder what I will have for dinner tonight?
My tummy's all a-grumble thinking about it!

I'm FIVE! I'm FIVE!!!

OMD... how time flies! :o)
Today is my "guess-timate" birthday!
If it means frozen lamb medallions
fur dinner, then I will take it!
Heck, if it means frozen lamb medallions,
I wish efurryday was my woofday!
Thank you for all the woofs and wishes!
I still haven't even caught up
on all my thank youses for Christmas cards!
Sorry, pups! I am workin' on it!

Momma has had to go into the office
efurryday since she got back
which TOTALLY SUCKS (her words, not mine)
but I'm not stuck in my crate...
Oooooh, no! I've been able to go into work
with my daddy!! :o) It's been pawesome!
I get to hang out at the office
with Mee-Mee (grammy)and Bop-Bop (grampy)
the whole time momma was gone.

I've been a good office dog
and the grandpeeps have finally
seen the side of me that isn't crazy wild
but rather calm and sweet. :o)
They lurve me... even more now!

Christmas Card Thank Yous

More cards for me! :o) Thank you to the following pups for including me in their mailing this year!

~ Buddy, Molly & Scooter Morris
~ Bodhi, Levi * the Blaner Pack
~ Redford, Cooper & Pack
~ Austin & Doo
~ Savvy & her pack

Momma's got the big roll-y bag out and will be MIA for three weeks. I'll have to rely on Daddy conveying my stories for the time being, so please be patient. ;o)