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I don't like cry babies

November 1st 2012 6:30 am
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I go to work with daddy every day
('cept Fridays - that's my day off)
and sometimes, the little terror is there
(that's the serial killer nephew)
but he is much better now
(after some family drama)
so he's not so much as a serial killer
and he's grown up a bit more.

For two days now,
(let's call him J)
J has had some sort of hissy fit at work.
Both times he was caterwaulin' so bad
the sounds comin' from his mouth
did not sound human.

So I went up to investigate
this horrible, horrible sound
and when I saw that it was J making that nose
I started barking at him.

BarK BARK Barrrrrk!!!

Did it stop him, you ask?
No... daddy said it made J even more upset.
But I was just trying to make it stop
cos all that noise was really unnecessary
and it hurt my poor earses
and everyone else's earses too, I bet.

You're welcome.

Barked by: Wendy G

November 1st 2012 at 7:04 am

ELLA!!! Wong time no heer fwum yu, sweet gurl!! How yu r duin'??

Sowwy 'bout da lil' kid an' hims big noizy mouf. I hab 2 werds fur yu : duck tape BOLBOLBOL :D
Barked by: ♥Sophie Claire CGC (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 7:22 am

I'm with Zaidie! Tell your dad to get a big roll of duct tape!
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 7:43 am

oh that kid again, stay clear of him....BOL
I would have barked at him too.

Good to hear from you we've missed you
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 10:44 am

Nice to hear a woof from you, even if its about 'crybabies', BOL!
I would have loved to help you bark at & with him, too...WOOOOOF!
Barked by: Cathey U

November 1st 2012 at 12:46 pm

I wondered where you were. I didn't know you had a job.

Yeah, duck tape is a good idea for the noisy lil delinquent.

Oh, and Mommy thanks you for introducin her to Rhett and Link of Rub Some BACON on It fame.
She Loves the crazy duo now.
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 1:55 pm

We have missed you. So you have a job just like most of the peeps. I don't like the crybabies either. Mum says duck tape fixes everything. Sounds like a good plan.
Barked by: Flicka ~ CGC (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 2:09 pm

Duncan.. duct tape is a good plan !!!!!!!!!!

Ella.... good to hear from you !
Barked by: Riley (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 2:16 pm

Lay down the law.

Ella, you're a hard worker. I don't know how you do it. I would never go to work with Dad. That work stuff is for humans.
Barked by: Margo (Dogster Member)

November 1st 2012 at 9:00 pm

Long time no Bark!! good to hear from you--I am in agreement with the duct tape crowd!! :)
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

November 2nd 2012 at 12:50 am

BOL, I'd bark him too!




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